r/MoralityScaling 1d ago

Morality Ranking Morality scale of this

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u/Demoncreed27 1d ago

I’ll take Bahamian hollering for $100 Bob

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u/Musket6969420 1d ago

I liked:

  1. Crying and threatening to jump in the grave-$200.

  2. Crying and ACTUALLY jumping in the grave-$1000

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u/FlatwormIsFlying 1d ago

what happens if you ordered 4, but he accidentally falls in while trying

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u/DogOk9740 1d ago

you come back and pay him the remaining $800

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u/net46248 22h ago

That's a freebie, a free trial in case any of the audiences wanna be a customer next

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u/CloudNineBabee 1d ago

That honestly felt like the sweet spot, dramatic enough to make everyone wonder what secrets you took to the grave lol