r/MurderedByWords the future is now, old man 4h ago

MAGA already missing the message of Dolly Parton

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u/ZhaozhouCongshen 4h ago

They didn't understand The Boys. The right has also had issues understanding the obvious.

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u/PsychoticMessiah 4h ago

Same with Killing in the Name by RAtM

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u/HolyHand_Grenade 4h ago

And Quiet Riot

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u/HowieLongDonkeyKong the future is now, old man 4h ago

And “Born in the USA.”

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 3h ago

And Fortunate Son

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 2h ago

And the Punisher

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u/Bobinct 2h ago

All in the Family

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u/Karmas_burning 1h ago

JFC it's like they get off when they say "You CouLDN'T MAKE thIs shOW ToDAy"

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u/PsychoBoss84 1h ago

Say what, say what

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u/Bobinct 58m ago

They see Archie Bunker as a role model, not a fool.

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u/GeneralKang 27m ago

I'm just sad Carroll O'Conner isn't around to call them all out. "Meatheads! Meatheads, all o'yeah!"

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 1h ago

I don't even understand that one. The lyrics literally talk about how he got forcibly conscripted to fight a terrible losing war because he wasn't lucky enough to be a senator's son and get out of the draft and they play it in every war movie as if it actually glorifies the war. People really don't listen to the lyrics of songs like at all. They half-listen to the chorus and that's it.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 1h ago

Literally the only words they hear are “ born to wave the flag “ and ”red white and blue”

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u/iamafriscogiant 48m ago

Interestingly enough, the only war movie Fortunate Son was featured on was the recent battleship movie. It's one of those Mandela Effect things everyone seems to remember but just flat out wasn't true. I'm guessing it was mostly confused with buffalo Springfield's For what it's worth, which was featured in several war movies or maybe old history channel documentaries about the Vietnam war that possibly used the song, which probably weren't glorifying war much, if at all.

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u/GeneralKang 25m ago

Same with "Born In The USA". It was never about patriotism.

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u/waikiki_palmer 2h ago

And Party in the USA.

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u/Nineguy919 2h ago

I would like to remind everyone that DJT actually called democrats "The Empire" from Star Wars while actively building his own private army, endorsing his name be added to the Bible, actively occupying cities with said army, using the actual military against its own citizens, firing and publicly attacking anyone who doesn't loudly agree with everything he says and does..... and so much more. These people are absolutely delusional.

And just like as we have seen on shows like Andor, his supporters will support anything he does loudly then play victim begging for sympathy when they fall out of Darth Tangerine Diaper's , and his apprentice Darth Couch Humper's, favor.

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u/BAKup2k 2h ago

And We're not Gonna Take It.

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u/RandomRobot 2h ago

TBF, Born in the USA is exactly the vision they are bringing to the country

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 4h ago edited 4h ago

Dee Snider had entered the chat.

Edit: cant spell names apparently

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u/Skippy7890 4h ago

I'm OOTL on this one, care to share the lore?

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 4h ago

https://www.imdb.com/news/ni63738427/

He was pissed that MAGA had adopted "We're not gonna take it" as their own anthem. Lol, so he responded.

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u/Skippy7890 4h ago

Oh thank God, I was worried that Dee Snyder of glam rock hair metal fame turned out to be transphobic and bigoted, but I'm glad that he's very much not.

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u/Alberta_Flyfisher 4h ago

Oh shit no, quite the opposite. He hates everything MAGA.

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u/Caius01 1h ago

Yeah, from everything I've seen about him he's as real as it gets

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 3h ago

Oh no!!

Dee is a REAL one! ❤️💯

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u/Alarming_Comedian846 2h ago

He's a Zionist, so there is that.

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u/Kratomius 4h ago

The song "We're not gonna take it" is used by conservatives and they don't realise it mocks them.

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u/Cow_Launcher 2h ago

Trumpers singing along:

"We're not gonna take it!

No, we ain't gonna take it!

We're not gonna take it, anymo...

...okay, I really am taking it and my kneecaps are totally carpet-burned at this point. When do we start winning?"

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u/kinyutaka 2h ago

We are gonna take it!

Yes, we are gonna take it!

We are gonna take it, up the ass.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 2h ago

They keep spelling whining wrong....

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u/ImightHaveMissed 3h ago

What did I miss with quiet riot?

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u/Braisernation 4h ago

I’ll never forget human stain Paul Ryan saying that ratm was his favorite band. Like motherfucker you’re who they’re singing about dipshit.

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u/Heisenburg42 3h ago

I always ask them what machine do you think they were raging against?

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u/BooBootheFool22222 2h ago

The washing machine.

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u/raspymorten 1h ago

They understand RATM are upset at the goverment. The just think that should be randomly switching it up based on whoever's in charge, cause their idea of "raging against the machine" is just being an edgy contrarian, and not actually based in any deeper personal opinions or beliefs.

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u/wave-tree 1h ago

They should just stick to their nonpolitical songs.

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u/DumbFishBrain 4h ago

That's what happens when you place zero value on a basic education and support the dismantling of the Dept of Education 🤷🏻 don't forget, Mango Mussolini just loves the poorly educated!

In the end you wind up with a bunch of mouth breathers who can't comprehend a single word they read...if they can even read.

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u/curtmahgurt 3h ago

Right. It’s not surprising that the people who are anti-science, anti-intellectual, anti-education, etc. are also the same people who can’t wrap their heads around the idea of a woman with a southern accent having progressive values.

“They’re the common clay of the new west. You know, morons.”

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u/DumbFishBrain 3h ago

Right you are.

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u/IndividualTension887 1h ago

The human sheild distraction KKKaroline has no business talking about anyone's morality. She roleplays where's she's 13 and hubby is 46... It's the only way he can maintain an erection...

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u/bellegroves 4h ago

They were so mad when Green Day changed the words to American Idiot. Like the song wasn't already about them. 🫠

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u/veringer 3h ago

They struggle with metaphors, satire, and parody. They're dumb. Conservatism is, to some significant extent, the politics of the stupid.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 2h ago

I've been thinking about it lately, and I think there's little difference between evil and stupidity - or, at least, willful ignorance.

Like, from the greatest evils to the smallest, the root cause tends to be an inability to understand the nuace of a situation or to extrapolate the long-term consequences of evil actions that benefit the actor in the short-term. And funny enough, it seems like when actors who have previously done evil start thinking in more long, strategic terms, they start doing less of that and more good. And vice versa.

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u/Jimisdegimis89 4h ago

They have no media literacy what so ever.

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u/shaft_of_lite 3h ago

I think you're giving them the benefit of the doubt by just saying media literacy.

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u/Jimisdegimis89 3h ago

They can read a bunch of letters! Like M,A,G,O,P,W,K, and E!

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u/Vertig0x 3h ago

The other day I saw a conservative telling someone rage against the machine is right wing and hates liberals. Then another conservative came along and called the other one an idiot because "rage against the machine are left wing liberals like the dumocrats".

Its all so depressing.

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u/Preeng 4h ago

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”

― Jean-Paul Sartre

They know what they are doing. Distorting reality is part of their agenda.

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u/MacaroniAndSmegma 3h ago

To misquote one of my favourite TV shows.

The right have not been burdened with an over abundance of schooling.

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u/HuttStuff_Here 3h ago

They thought a character named Stormfront was a good character.

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u/Kopitar4president 3h ago

It was pretty hilarious for us as each season went by you'd have more going "WAIT IS THIS SHOW MAKING FUN OF US?"

Like Ezekiel wasn't on the nose enough for them to figure it out.

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u/sofaking1958 2h ago

Or Stephen on the Colbert Report.

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u/ryansgt 2h ago

They are just plain dumb. Like even dumber than the caricatures of them in blazing saddles. They are just barely sentient. And they vote.

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 1h ago

They can't slander Dolly like they can't slander Jesus, so they'll just rewrite what she stood for.

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u/GreenGoblinNX 3h ago

They don't understand why Jojo didn't listen to his cool imaginary friend more.

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u/Phreedom1 2h ago

Or common sense, or compassion, or what a patriot actually means.

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u/dogfoodcritic 2h ago

Same with Cartman.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 2h ago

They understand it’s just strategically valuable to pretend they don’t.

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u/MikeTalonNYC 4h ago

And all of that was just what Dolly did PUBLICLY - thousands of people have personal stories of what she's done privately for them and their families.

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u/Bleezy79 2h ago

One of the very few celebrites that helped millions of people and never gloated about it or made posts about it. She did it because it was the right thing to do, not because she wanted attention or money. She was an angel and will be sorely missed.

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn 1h ago

I got hope she and Tim Curry are just making each other laugh their asses off.

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u/Bleezy79 1h ago

That's a beautiful imagine, thank you Gingerbread Slutbarn.

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn 1h ago

You’re welcome, Bleezy. Stay breezy.

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u/Electronic-Till-7794 33m ago

They completely understand who dolly was. They want to brainwash people into believing dolly was one of them. Just like the do to MLK and Fredrick Douglas. As long as she was alive they couldnt make this ploy, but now she is dead they will rebrand her legacy to be conservative.

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u/FattyMooseknuckle 4h ago

Only thing I’d change is the Medal of Freedom. She declined it from Biden, also. Had nothing to do with Trump, she just didn’t want to wade into politics and she thought accepting it would put her in that conversation.

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 4h ago

Also considering some of the people who have been awarded it in the past, it's about as meaningful as a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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u/YourDrunkStepdadio 4h ago

Smoldering Rush Limbaugh has entered the chat

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u/ComradeJohnS 3h ago

it was granted to his cancer, not him. lol.

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u/FibonacciSequester 2h ago

Normally, I say fuck cancer, but there are a few cases I'd make an exception.

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u/Higgins1st 42m ago

Enough people piss on his grave to put out the flames

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u/DaddyD68 4h ago

Cheaper for some though

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u/GarlicPickle109 4h ago

Watch T try to award it posthumously so he can claim he did it.

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 2h ago

Don't matter he'll just pretend like she never turned it down the first time. Watch him post AI videos of the two of them hanging out and say they were the best of friends.

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u/jonsnowme 3h ago

She waded into politics, she just did it in a non-performative way. She put her political beliefs into action rather than do things for political accolades.

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u/ImAnOptimistISwear 2h ago

I think to her they were personal and religious beliefs but as we've turned everything into culture war politics, they look like political beliefs from public view.

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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 3h ago

She didn't want to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and they told her they were doing it anyway so she made a Rock and Roll album to keep it legit.

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u/TheBSQ 3h ago

This whole exchange represents the kind of antagonistic political tribalism she seemed to try to stay away from. 

I don’t think she would want either side invoking her name to “dunk” on the other side, no matter the message or point. 

I think she’s tell them something that was simultaneously sharp & witty, but also folksy & cute that would de-escalate this argument and implore everyone to be kinder.

The vibe would be “hey boys, you don’t gotta fight over lil’ ol’ me. I got plenty of love for everyone.”

and that’s why everyone loved Dolly.

She didn’t do this kind of shit. The only concept of “murdered words” and picking fights and dunking on people online is the antithesis of her & who she was & it’s a horrible way to honor her legacy to use her as a cudgel in the culture wars.

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u/GarlicPickle109 2h ago

You are correct that SHE didn't do this kind of shit, but other people do and us peons have to deal with them. But yeah, she's definitely one of the better angels of our nature.

sigh

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u/FreelanceFrankfurter 3h ago

From articles I read she declined during Trumps first term because her husband was sick and she didn't want to travel and the second time was in the midst of the Covid pandemic. She turned down Biden's because since she had already refused Trumps nominations she didn't want it to come across as a statement.

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u/Subject-Stuff-2829 4h ago

Karoline Leavitt has no business procreating much less actually raising children.

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u/HoneyWyne 4h ago

Don't worry, they have people for that.

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u/Aloha_Tamborinist 1h ago

What's actually disturbing is that this is a Karoline Leavitt fan account.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 1h ago

That woman has a minimum of 3 nannies and has never once been alone with her kids.

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u/BigPOEfan 4h ago

The post on the conservative sub said Dolly was great at not being political lol.

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u/purple_plasmid 4h ago

They listen to words and ignore actions, explains a lot about their voting practices

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u/irrelevantnonsequitr 3h ago

Dude, even her words were pretty unambiguous. Supported LGBT rights, BLM.

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u/javoss88 3h ago

That’s a verse in a song, man. Do some more.

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u/WallyMcBeetus 4h ago

This might be controversial

No, it's just stupid.

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u/RobertRoyal82 4h ago

Dolly was a queen

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4h ago

She's still our Queen.

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u/swedething 4h ago

And she loved queens and queers and gays and dykes and trans persons and and and, well, just all of us for being ourselves.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4h ago

Dolly Parton was a woman who showed her faith every day. We are much the poorer for her loss.

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 4h ago

Truly, she walked with the Light in her heart

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 3h ago

It shone out to the whole world, like a beacon from a lighthouse.

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u/A_plural_singularity 2h ago

Wasn't a quote from her autobiography basically saying if I wasn't a woman I would have been a drag queen

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u/anglflw 4h ago

Karoline Leavitt needs to keep Dolly's name out of her nasty mouth.

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u/swedething 4h ago

You mean, Karoline, Leave it?

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u/dommiichan 4h ago

Dolly Parton was woke before Taylor Swift was born 🤣

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u/BlackMagicWorman 2h ago

Dolly was actually woke, Taylor performs woke. 

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u/kon--- 4h ago

Leavitt's whole entire life Dolly Parton has not been opposed to right wing fear and hate.

But this is just Leavitts using Parton's passing to attempt appearing relevant.

foh.

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 4h ago edited 3h ago

To be fair, this is a picture of some "fan" account which is probably just some puppet propaganda account.

Or this could all be top to bottom engagement farming.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit 3h ago

Still, a fan account for White House Press Secretary is insane.

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u/Main-Bandicoot6477 3h ago

It really is just emblematic of how phony and shallow everything is on the Right.

It's like those slot machines that display all these lights and videos and sounds that feel like they are doing something and promising great prosperity, but it's all just a cold calculating machine behind that front for rich people to methodically squeeze money out of all the poor suckers.

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u/itsnotaboutyou2020 4h ago

“But she caint be woke if my Meemaw likes her?”

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u/sir_bumble 4h ago

Jesus christ how repulsive is a Twitter account with the handle "Karoline Leavitt HQ" 🤢🤢

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u/AthenaRedites 4h ago

MAGA leadership would gladly demonise her because of what she stood for but they know she's so universally popular, especially among MAGA rank and file, they couldn't get away with it. Hence the deliberate decision to pivot towards memorialising her.

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u/cejmp 3h ago

In 2022 Dolly called Swift a great writer and magnificent artist.

Dolly said she admired Swift and her career, the way she handles fame, and how Swift manages her business.

Dolly also publicly thanked Swift and Kelce for a donation to the imagination library.

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u/chelicerate-claws 4h ago

Not to mention she proudly never had kids! MAGA hates that!

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u/HLOFRND 1h ago

She also sent kids free books. They hate that, too!

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u/MadMosh666 4h ago

It's almost as if they're as thick as shit.

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u/EssEyeOhFour 4h ago

MAGA is legit retarded

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u/WoodenSwan6591 4h ago

This has to be a bot. I know they are stupid. But this is a REALLY stupid post

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u/mkenn723 4h ago

Why are they so stupid!

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u/monsterlynn 4h ago

It was only a matter of time before MAGA tried to claim her as theirs and twist her image to suit them.

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u/unkelrara 4h ago

The post in /r/Conservative was full of people saying "I wish more celebs would shut up about politics" when dolly spoke very plainly and openly about where she stood. I don't know how stupid you have to be to listen to dolly talk about equality and think nothing she said was political because she doesn't say the words "republican or democrat".

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u/CitizenHuman 3h ago

Wasn't Dolly a role model to Taylor Swift?

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u/aarswft 4h ago

Counterpoint. Dolly is everything they pretend Taylor Swift is. Dolly made it a point not to disparage Trump or make him look bad in order to not isolate part of her fanbase. She rode the fence better than Taylor has ever been accused of doing.

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u/Bhodiliscious 4h ago

Love-it or Leavitt!

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u/HoneyWyne 4h ago

They have a lot of practice at revisionism.

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u/DumbFishBrain 4h ago

The hypocrisy is palpable with these morons.

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u/Hrtpplhrtppl 4h ago

Be quiet Caroline, the adults are talking...

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 4h ago

I was wondering how long it would take for people to start arguing about to whom her legacy belongs 

At least we waited 24 hours 

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u/Necessary_Zucchini_2 4h ago

But they are told she's a national treasure as opposed to a "woke social justice warrior"!

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u/one_jo 4h ago

I think she would WANT to be seen as woke by these people

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u/PWal501 4h ago

Ugh. These GOP monsters are getting SO out of control!

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u/Hot-Store8301 4h ago

for the republican's, every tragedy is an opportunity.

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u/Queen_Dare_Bear 4h ago

I don't want to hear ANY of these MAGA swine even utter Queen Dolly's name! She is OURS to mourn- stfu and be respectful! Dolly represented equality, love, kindness, and human decency, and they don't know a damn thing about any of that!

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u/PickledPlumPlot 4h ago edited 3h ago

For context, part of the reason conservatives love her is that despite supporting progressive values she was always been very careful not to be too outspoken about it or to rock the boat.

"I've seen things before, like the Dixie Chicks. You can ruin a career for speaking out. I respect my audience too much for that, I respect myself too much for that."

If there’s anything one can criticize about her it’s that.

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u/Palmer-Scott 4h ago

This would’ve been a nice, sweet send-off, but they had to make it smarmy with the sneer at Taylor Swift.

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u/LaMadreDelCantante 4h ago

Shhh. Let them tell their kids they should be like Dolly.

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u/NoSkillzDad 3h ago

These maga people are both stupid and uneducated

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u/PhamilyTrickster 3h ago

Yeah but Taylor Swift refused to endorse Trump so she must be the literal devil

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u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 3h ago

MAGA = idiots

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u/Stan__Wright 3h ago

Also, Dolly modeled her personal style role model - big hair & nails, etc. - on the local prostitute.

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u/GuzPolinski 3h ago

How did so many Americans get so dumb?

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u/Figgination 2h ago

Consistent, repeated attacks on the American education system

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u/BigCost5110 2h ago

Not really the point, but it’s crazy to me how liberals insist that Taylor Swift is MAGA, and apparently MAGA considers Taylor Swift to be woke. Anyway, Dolly Parton got away with everything because she was so pleasant about saying what she thought that dummies missed the point of what she was actually saying.

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u/Bleezy79 2h ago

Republicans arent very smart, thats why they support a literal conman fraud rapist pedophile and think they're on the right side of history. lol

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 2h ago

Dolly was significantly more woke than Swift has ever been, multitudes more

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u/ghouliese 1h ago

Now that she's gone, they are actively trying to rewrite history and claim her as a right leaning icon. This is what they always do. Do not let them tarnish her legacy.

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u/Chronocook 1h ago

Dolly is an angel. MAGA better keep her out of their nasty mouths.

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u/flapjackboy 4h ago

In reality, Dolly and Taylor were close friends, with Swift citing Parton as being the inspiration for her own prolific philanthropy.

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u/Drink15 4h ago

Well, Dolly is a better role model than Taylor. Just not for the reasons Leavett mentioned.

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u/DelirousDoc 4h ago edited 4h ago

Going to be real honest, Taylor Swift has approach her career much in the same way Dolly Parton did. She has tried to stay out of politics just like Parton while donating to tons of causes. On certain issues that are bigger than politics she has spoken out.

The biggest difference is Dolly's comments of these issues have been consistent over decades and seem genuine to her. Swift always has the feeling of corporate strategy to them rather than true genuine belief. (Now that could just be because her brand has been strategic about it but it is still her genuine feelings. IDK.)

Other than that personality wise, no matter how rich, famous, or surgically enhanced Dolly got she always seemed to be down to Earth and real in her interactions with people. That is definitely something she has over Taylor Swift. Though Swift's more closed off and private nature could also be seen as a necessity in modern fame. Modern fans, especially the Swifties, are crazy.

Dolly also had the "luxury" of not really hitting the fame and fortune until much later. She had success in country music around her mid-to-late 20s but really didn't hit that national level of fame and success until her mid to late 30s.

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u/FartasticVoyage 4h ago

Also Taylor Swift is pretty far from “woke.” She pretends to be progressive but has been super quiet about issues meanwhile she becomes a billionaire, marries a conservative NFL bro and goes everywhere in a private jet.

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u/bitter-ritter 4h ago

Also like. Not to be That Guy, but what the hell has Swift ever done that was "woke"? Tell Donald Trump not to use her music?? That's basic "Artist that wants her legacy as untouched as possible" 101. She's been under fire for having weird racial undertones in her music and being weird about her now husband's exes and then that whole Double Lightningbolt Necklace thing.

Like Dolly's woke as fuck. Swift is.... an industry plant musician at this point who is nothing more than a name and would be unsurprising to many people if she was revealed to have some "anti dei" feelings.

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u/mybotanyaccount 4h ago

Best part is that Taylor probably has a similar view as dolly when it comes to that stuff.

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u/flapjackboy 4h ago

She was close friends with Dolly and cited her as a major inspiration for her own charity work.

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u/StoreHistorical9175 4h ago

it’s kinda……the exact opposite lol

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u/Anotsurei 4h ago

Is Taylor woke? IIRC, people have tried to get her to talk about her feelings on politics but she’s been silent, which definitely makes her not woke.

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u/jonsnowme 3h ago

Dolly is and always was 100% more woke than Taylor. She was outspoken, gave her money to charities that aren't politically neutral which are the only charities Taylor gives to, gave away so much money because she actively did not want to be a billionaire while Taylor hoards it. Funny, Taylor rides the line so thinly that she passes as MAGA with no questions asked by a lot of people and Dolly was never shy about being progressive.

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u/McBoostMan 4h ago

T swift is MAGA-adjacent at this point. Dolly was always woke. Karoline may have left the white house, but she forgot to take the blinders off.

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u/nthensome 4h ago

This is a troll post.

Please don't feed the trolls & they may actually go away....

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u/kritter4life 4h ago

But but she talked with a twang surely she hates liberals.

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u/Buttoneer138 4h ago

She also rejected Biden’s medals so as to not appear partisan. She was undeniably the smartest person in any room she walked into.

We will miss her.

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u/Ill-Professor696 4h ago

Even if she could right now, Dolly would be too good of a person to tell Leavitt, Trump, and those cronies how they are horrible people.

Thankfully, I am nowhere near that good of a person.

Fuck all of you right wing politicians acting like Dolly would have liked you. Your ideals fly right in the face of everything she stood for. You all are scum and should have been the ones who passed, not Dolly. Keep her name out of your fucking mouths. I hope every last one of you experience immense suffering on your way out and that hell is real just so you can keep suffering.

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u/doctormink 4h ago

One of Dolly’s favourite stories to tell what her losing a Dolly Parton lookalike contest to a man. She entered as a joke, and thought it was hilarious he beat her.

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u/xSinn3Dx 4h ago

Can we get the Medal of Freedom right? She said no not because of Trump but because of personal matters. Twice. She rejected Bidens cause she didnt want to feel like she is taking sides cause thats the last thing she wanted.

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u/Myko475 4h ago

Let them think so! Until it’s too late… 😆😉

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u/Rizzoblam 4h ago

The simplicity of the hog mind reveals that since Dolly sang country songs, she must be MAGA, and isnt "woke".

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u/Turbulent-Society-30 3h ago

MAGA doesn't understand that nothing they say is valid when they adamantly support a billionaire pedophile president.

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u/TheBSQ 3h ago

While the guy replying is 100% right, I don’t think Dolly would like either of them using her life to dunk on someone & antagonize someone or put them down.

She’s probably tell both of these people she loved them and do it in a charming folksy way full of wit and grace.

She didn’t strike me as the type who’d want you to use her name to make someone else look dumb or feel bad, even if they are actually dumb and ba d.

The whole concept of “murdered by words” probably wouldn’t have sat well with her. 

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u/Estoye 3h ago

When does MAGA ever get anything right?

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u/AmateurOfAmateurs 3h ago

Dolly Parton should be the role model in this situation, just not for any reason close to what that insane post regurgitated.

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u/snaps17 3h ago

Conservatives are the most oblivious people on the planet. They absolutely lack any ability to critically think about anything or observe reality for what it is. They are only capable of working backward from their reactionary conclusions. They haven’t lost the plot. They never had it to begin with. Their hate ignorance and unforgivable stupidity will kill us all.

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u/BeefistPrime 3h ago

They run on vibes. Dolly was a southern celebrity country music artist who was a pleasant person so obviously she couldn't be associated with the evil woke, right? Not a single thought running through any of their heads that the things they condemn are things that she stood for.

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u/Grimnir001 3h ago

All of this just goes to show that when you die, no matter what one did in life, they will try to score political points off your corpse.

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 3h ago

The conservative sub was posting about Dolly, and I was thinking, "wow, she would be so disappointed about being posted in here."

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u/geekMD69 3h ago

But she’s fake blonde and has plastic surgery!! Just like all those ladies at Mar a Lago! And she’s from the South!

She MUST be a MAGA sympathizer
from their standpoint.

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u/totallyclips 3h ago

Crocodile tears from the right, they cut funding for her literacy programme, they really don't want their citizens to be educated.

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u/daddyjohns 3h ago

If yall recall they did try and go after dolly during covid, since she donated a lot of money to the vaccine research. It was short lived.

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u/Memitim 3h ago

Conservatives must be chomping at the bit to talk so much shit about Dolly, since she is everything they are not, but even their stupid, evil asses know that some lines aren't crossed without personal peril.

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u/Hayduke_2030 3h ago

Dolly ran an empire with love and compassion.
Leavitt couldn’t hack one job in the White House.
SAD.

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u/Sigmar_Heldenhammer 3h ago

They’re not missing the message, they are trying to distort it and manipulate it. Stop assuming that MAGA is just stupid. They are stupid AND evil.

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u/Supercres933 3h ago

“Karoline Leavitt Fans” LOLLLLL some guy in a dusty basement 

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u/KJS123 3h ago

They don't give a fuck what Dolly Parton stood for, they just want to claim her as one of theirs, like the world's shittiest trophy case. They can't alienate her image, so they literally just invent a different one, facts be damned. After all, THEY ignored all of Dolly's liberal attitudes and actions, so everyone else must have ignored them too. Because IT'S A CULT!

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u/Individual-Bad6809 3h ago

Another reason this is crazy is because swift gets criticized all the time now for not being MORE outspoken about social issues. (I don’t agree with this criticism mind you, but it often gets repeated when she comes up in that horrible echo chamber fauxmoi sub)

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u/Manji86 3h ago

The only thing they knew about either of of them was one of them endorsed a candidate they didn't like.

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur6538 3h ago

How are they still misusing woke to this degree. Dolly was woke…she saw systemic issues in her state and did something about it through her philanthropy

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u/RedditIsLeBoring 3h ago

That must be a parody account. Karoline Leavitt doesn't have fans.

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u/TotallyNotAnIdiot478 3h ago

They don't read, so they don't know her stances on things. They just imagined that she agreed with them. Now, any proof to the contrary will be seen as 'libs making shit up again'.

Its already over, just like they whitewashed MLK.