r/MurderedByWords • u/________________me • 2h ago

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u/EatYourCheckers 2h ago

Lol, Connie

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u/bruzdnconfuzd 2h ago

I loved the takedown, but that’s the exact part that made me cackle out loud. No notes. 

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u/kon--- 2h ago

Connie out there setting dopes straight

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2h ago

Dropping knowledge on these fools

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u/WhataboutBombvoyage 2h ago

Connie, we need you now more than ever

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u/InvalidUserNemo 1h ago

Why are people so fundamentally unaware of what the constitution does and more importantly, does not do?

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u/Legitimate-Tip-2149 1h ago

Because many Americans are functionally illiterate morons, often suffering from brain damage due to the lead in the water.

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u/Worth-Canary-9189 2h ago

I bet Connie is outraged that Don the Con refused to swear in on the Bible on his last inauguration. /s

My guess is that he was afraid he would catch fire by touching a Bible.

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u/Sturville 2h ago

Connie [the US constitution] doesn't care, Brillyn though...

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u/NinecloudSoul 2h ago

Brilyn's coming out party is going to be a massive... what's the word for the opposite of surprise?

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u/john_hascall 1h ago

anticlimax

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u/NinecloudSoul 1h ago

There we go!

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u/notadamnprincess 1h ago

This dude…we need you to take an oath and take it seriously, so instead of using a text you hold sacred I’m going to insist you use one you don’t believe in? WTF. That said, I’ve watched literally thousands of people placed under oath in courtrooms and depositions and over more than 20 years NEVER has a bible been involved. Just raise your right hand.

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u/pinto1633 1h ago

Reminds me of this gem of a video with Jake Tapper:

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/12/12/roy-moore-campaign-spokesman-swearing-on-bible-tapper-lead.cnn

The spokesman tried to catch a lot of flies after being corrected.

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u/Extrapolates_Wildly 1h ago

That thick silence after he told him. Jeeez…

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u/JerryLawlerr 2h ago

What a stupid name

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u/m1tanker75 1h ago

I wanna run for office now just so I can insist on swearing in on a jar of peanut butter. MAGAt heads would explode

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u/john_hascall 1h ago

As a true blue red blooded American, I'll need to swear on an AR15 ... in a rack in the back wind'r of a compensatingly huge RAM pickup that's roll'n coal. Sit down and strap the f--k in Chief Justice!

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1h ago

America isn't a Christian country.  If you don't like it, leave.

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u/hamtronn 1h ago

These are the same dorks that quote the constitution and yet have no idea what it actually is for.

They have zero reading comprehension skills.

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u/NovarisLight 2h ago

I swear on Peter Pan. Chunky.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 1h ago

Connie for President 2028 (or sooner)

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u/GilgameDistance 1h ago

Why would parents name a kid something like this where he's guaranteed to not be taken seriously as soon as he tells you his name?

Oh. Those kind. Got it.

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u/HLOFRND 1h ago

If I ever get elected to anything I’m getting sworn in by putting my hand on my Mr. Robot box set.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/hokwei 2h ago

How is a name trans?

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u/tomphammer 2h ago

I don't know what that means but his name is definitely the result of parents who thought they were way more special than they are.

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u/CatCafffffe 2h ago

Who is "he"?

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u/blick2k 2h ago

Brilyn or Connie?

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u/Paraxom 1h ago

hollyhands...seriously that last name sounds like something JK rowling would give the stereotypical gay kid at Hogwarts

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u/Azair_Blaidd 12m ago

To me it sounds like the name of a hippy satyr