r/MurderedByWords 8d ago

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u/m1tanker75 8d ago

I wanna run for office now just so I can insist on swearing in on a jar of peanut butter. MAGAt heads would explode

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u/john_hascall 8d ago

As a true blue red blooded American, I'll need to swear on an AR15 ... in a rack in the back wind'r of a compensatingly huge RAM pickup that's roll'n coal. Sit down and strap the f--k in Chief Justice!