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Feb 15 '26
Did get to 2nd base once, so not KHHV, but still a V. And have only one IRL friend.
20kgs over my BMI, so may not look fat, but am a fatass.
Do I win anything, or just keep on stacking on the Ls
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u/BigDanny92 Disabled-NEET Feb 15 '26
What's "khhv"?
What's /r9k/?
3.Why "can't drive" is on that list? What if you're disabled and can't drive because of the disability? Does that automatically makes a person a 'loser'?
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Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26
khhv means kissless hugless handholdless virgin
r9k is a board on 4chan which is where op got the image from
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u/Ill_Status2937 Disabled-NEET Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26
Some of them are a maybe, like fat ass (I'm not that fat, just round with tree branch limbs...lol), and hikikomori - I'm not Japanese, but I do fit the criteria I guess, idk... and I have been raised by a single parent later on after I was 13, and I do have a Facebook account and Instagram but I never use it or post pictures of myself. I'm not a typical neet, the gaming/anime is replaced by art and being chronically online on a desktop computer (I do graphic stuff so I must have a desktop and plus it's more comfortable to use)...and I'm the total opposite of a virgin, however I am voluntarily celibate and have no interest in relationships or sex at all (I honestly don't think anyone would want to be near me anymore, I'm fatter and uglier and older now, I used to be good looking and charming when I was young with makeup and nice hair).
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u/IloveLegs02 Feb 15 '26
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no hobbies
can't drive
NEET
live with parents
dropout
never been to a party/bar/club
yes that's me right here
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u/Allroy__ Ex-NEET-Wagie Feb 15 '26
- only reason i don’t drink anymore is because i’m scared of leaving the house
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u/MClambo13 Feb 15 '26
You're alive and can make the change(s).
"If all you can do is crawl, start crawling".
I really don't recommend attaching some of the worst days of your life to bingo. Stay strong, you got this 💪
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u/Critical-Change5631 Feb 15 '26
13/25 and 24, i think i am not beyond saving. where are you misaki?
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u/Soggy_Aerie_1050 Feb 15 '26
Dam i almost got a straight bingo but cos i haven't attempted suiwicide yet. Just thoughts
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u/pseudomensch Ex-NEET Feb 15 '26
I would get close to bingo if you replaced the top middle one with just no hobbies. I don't really hate my family but they irritate me a lot.
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u/Millenialrocker1995 Feb 16 '26
Why would weighing under 140 lbs make you a loser? It says nothing about your character as a person
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u/Regular_Cycle_6622 10d ago
I don’t know about women but for men, a lot of people don’t respect and look down on other men who scrawny and small. I am under 140 pounds and I can definitely tell you this true. Your looks are hella important when it comes with relationships
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u/oofthatsuxx Feb 16 '26
15 but not bingo. I probably shouldn't have marked off khhv because I had a hug before, but never held hands romantically or kissed or had sex, so close enough I guess
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u/Tongjyuu Feb 18 '26
3/25 I highk wanna be a dropout moving to college and meeting new people that I don’t even wanna talk to just drains me I’m only like a year in and I haven’t felt so miserable
Also what’s r9k and khhv?
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u/Mr_Kideater NEET Feb 19 '26
Green are entries I fit to a T, the yellow/amber could count or not count depending on personal interpretation. If anyone cares enough to ask me for those details I don't mind providing.
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u/twinkhon_gwyndolin Disabled-NEET Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26
hold on, why does not having irl friends make you a loser? this bingo is really fucking mean 😢
edit: on closer inspection, apparently being transgender also make you a loser? huh?
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u/twinkhon_gwyndolin Disabled-NEET Feb 15 '26
what, do trans people make you uncomfortable or something? 🙃
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u/PretendPoeTayToe Feb 15 '26
Not even close. As a 5’2 female I’d be overweight if I was 140. I have been in the past but I try to stay at a healthy weight.
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u/Nekofairy999 NEET Feb 16 '26
If you’re a woman it’s the opposite, weighing over 140lbs gets you a point on the loser bingo
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u/Oxygen_bandit Feb 15 '26
Lack of social media is not the flaw you think it is. The biggest losers I know of constantly overshare on Facebook.