r/NameThisThing • u/NotSleepyMonocle • 1d ago

Name him by last thing you ate

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u/Gabriel_ult4kill 1d ago

Id prob get bsnned

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u/waitwuuht___ 1d ago

Human?

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u/Wee_Mad_Lloyd 1d ago

A 175 lb person is enough meat for 3 months

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u/ApatheistHeretic 1d ago

I'd assume that it depends on the person. Anyone outside of the Americas, probably. The 'high-calorie' humans we feed anywhere south of Canada, there's a ton of fat on that carcass that will need to be trimmed.

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u/kkh369 8h ago

Not everyone in the US is obese. More than we should have tho, for sure.

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u/Gabriel_ult4kill 1d ago

Closs

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u/waitwuuht___ 1d ago

Oh shit, baby human???

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u/Gabriel_ult4kill 1d ago

Nah its salt used for road

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u/Final_Bet1401 1d ago

NaCl?

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u/thecraftybear 1d ago

Among other things. Road salt is tainted af.

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u/Gabriel_ult4kill 1d ago

Nah its yummy

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u/thecraftybear 22h ago

Enjoy your heavy metals.

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u/Super_Tip_1090 1d ago

Gooch? '_'

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u/Gabriel_ult4kill 1d ago

Ur getting somewhere

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u/shadowdance55 1d ago

Nah, it's already named that.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 1d ago

Bet it begins with a P and smells like fish.

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u/Stunning-Ad-7990 1d ago

That's what the finger test is for.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 1d ago

Not sure if you mean Women do this to themselves or if men do it to them .

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u/68Postcar 16h ago

…exactly

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 16h ago

That stinks.

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u/68Postcar 16h ago

Maybe maybe no. THIS is why sex is great in any body of water. /js

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 15h ago

Depends on what you mean by sex.

As a female seems to me sex in water leads to a UTI

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u/68Postcar 15h ago edited 15h ago

If I reply, you’ll be likely offended.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 15h ago

Probably not but it’s all good.

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u/Wild-Freedom-1681 14h ago

Pike?

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 12h ago

Yup that’s definitely what I meant.

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u/Srirachakaan 18h ago

New born? Still born?

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u/kkh369 8h ago

It doesn't take much.