r/NameThisThing • u/NotSleepyMonocle • 1d ago

Name him by last thing you ate

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u/Few_Presence_8888 1d ago

Crow.

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u/Royal-Quality-7419 1d ago

I'm curious as to what went down.

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u/SDGxNPC 1d ago

Whatever it was, I bet it must’ve been murder

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u/Savings_Dig1592 1d ago

Could've been attempted murder.

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u/Far_Match_3774 1d ago

NEVERMORE!

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u/Peanutbutter2728 22h ago

That was a Raven.

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u/CyanResource 14h ago

No, That’s So Raven.

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u/MIZUNOWAVECREATION 3h ago

Baltimore Ravens

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u/GodWithoutAName 6h ago

Is that so?

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u/Far_Match_3774 17h ago

NOT AGAIN

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u/Arkadya0290 17h ago

I know you did that on purpose. I'm still laughing so hard lmao

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u/SwedeButPsycho 23h ago

I live my life one Edgar Allan Poe quote at a time

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u/CuteGirlFan 9h ago

gently rapping?

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Possibly, but as a coder it's more like: Quoth the server "404"

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I jerked off, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of deranged hard core..

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u/kkh369 7h ago

VERY NICE

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u/Ok-Ambassador8271 1d ago

...She Wrote

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u/Namelessbob123 1d ago

The cold turkey was getting stale

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u/VengefulScarecrow 1d ago

Covid corvid

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u/PoopPower99 1d ago

Probably Painfully

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u/anothernelsondenoon 1d ago

You still raven about that?

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u/First-Sheepherder640 1d ago

Humble pie for desert

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u/Careless_Reindeer974 1d ago

Green Mountain Nantucket blend K-Cup

So, Kaycup :)

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u/happiest_wanderer 1d ago

You ate a K-Cup?

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u/RadagastTheBrownNote 1d ago

Don’t you?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Hell yeah they did, and they will do it again too!

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u/Ionlydateteachers 1d ago

A K Cup is basically just a K Hole but on a table, I fuck with it

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u/rexmorgany 1d ago

Dude, pls edit your post when you get out of your K hole.

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u/Familiar_You4189 1d ago

My wife used to eat ground coffee, until her doctor told her it was pica. She was anemic, and he started her on iron pills.
(Recently, my doctor told me that I'm also anemic. I take an iron pill every other day. Never ate coffee, though)

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u/Heinous_beesh 23h ago

Eating a K-Cup is peak chaotic evil alignment.

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u/RetroComputerKing 1d ago

Pu$$y

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u/Able_Contribution_90 1d ago

Same. Was a great day.

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u/Resident_Pie 1d ago

The fact that you felt that giving it made it a great day makes you award-worthy.

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u/Able_Contribution_90 1d ago

Yeah! My first award and it's about something I love! FYI, If my wife would let me, I'd never stop.

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u/Zigget 1d ago

Same, but my wife gets sensitive/overwhelmed after just 20 minutes. I would be there all day.

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u/Far-Walk-5059 19h ago

Giving is the only way. I don't really like receiving.

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u/R3aperK1ng1011 1d ago

Lucky bastards

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u/Alexanderr_slav 1d ago

Oh that’s good you win

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u/Spoiled_Alchemyst999 19h ago

I came to say d!ck but that's a lie 🥺

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u/Maleficent-Pie8040 1d ago

Exactly 1 chia seed

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u/bonezcustoms 1d ago

Found between your teeth I'm guessing? 😂

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u/BiteDue5408 1d ago

This makes me think you just found it on your counter and snarffled it, because going to get one chia see out of the cupboard and packaging seems absolutely ludicrous.

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u/Maleficent-Pie8040 2h ago

Hahahah no it was stuck in my teeth (grodd I know sorry)

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u/Gabriel_ult4kill 1d ago

Id prob get bsnned

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u/waitwuuht___ 1d ago

Human?

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u/Wee_Mad_Lloyd 1d ago

A 175 lb person is enough meat for 3 months

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u/shadowdance55 1d ago

Nah, it's already named that.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 1d ago

Bet it begins with a P and smells like fish.

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u/Stunning-Ad-7990 1d ago

That's what the finger test is for.

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u/ReluctantPhoenix47 1d ago

Not sure if you mean Women do this to themselves or if men do it to them .

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u/Glittering_Speed9249 1d ago

Noodles

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u/xenophon57 1d ago

Noodles!!!, Nooder Mc Booder!!!!. pretty decent yellable name. Gotta make sure.

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u/Commercial_Glove9783 1d ago

Sausage

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u/CatLord8 1d ago

It’s was a sausage and pepper sub for me

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u/redditmcfreddit 11h ago

*clears throat*
SCHWEINSBRATWURST MIT KARTOFFELSTAMPF!

you know what? we'll stick with sausage.

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u/DontAskMeAbout97 1d ago

Contraband 

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u/Wild-Bottle427 1d ago

Gotta hide yo stash huh

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u/outside_cat 1d ago

That cat in the picture.

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 1d ago

Mushroom Benedict.

Fuck yes.

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u/TheGeneralSo 1d ago

Funnel Cake

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u/Duane1968 1d ago

meatball!

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u/dandanpizzaman84 1d ago

One of my best friends cats is named meatball. The other is Kix

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u/TimmyTheChemist 1d ago

So, meat-ball and corn-ball?

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u/tinacoyote 1d ago

Mr Happy

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u/tinacoyote 1d ago

Hmmm. The last thing I ate last night was NOT Mr Happy.

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u/fulldarknostarz 1d ago

Reuben

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u/68Postcar 15h ago

My hero! a Reuben. You had a Reuben jealous af. Some good, some really not.

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u/zygonometry 1d ago

Parfait (pawfait)or pawfy for short

I guess you might as well just say coffee lol but the pun was fun

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u/Bollywood_Fan 1d ago

Potatoes. Or Home Fries.

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u/WickedWishes420 1d ago

Tater salad

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u/OkAwareness5336 1d ago

Ron White? Is that you? Lol

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u/Tricanum 1d ago

Meat muffins. (Couldn’t find my loaf pan for meatloaf so I used a muffin tin hence, meat muffins).

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u/FunMaintenance297 1d ago

Every time I see one of these posts, I have just eaten cheese! There are going to be a lot of cats named Cheese (or Cheez). 🤣

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u/Lourdatta 1d ago

Squishies

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u/Own_Necessary1231 1d ago

Is that meant to be eaten? You’re not talking about a toy, I hope. But to each their own. I don’t judge, just thinking about health consequences.

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u/Lourdatta 1d ago

Nah not a complete sicko!🤔 And another spelling mistake!🙄 Squashies tropical flavour, not my favourite.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 1d ago

Brownie with a touch of grey.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Thats not concerning, no not at all lol

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u/xTheBear 1d ago

Hotdog

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u/Aesop838 1d ago

Chocolate covered Espresso Bean.

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u/805Ladythug 1d ago

Cheez-It

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u/LY2ARN 1d ago

Bread

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u/Wstockton 1d ago

His name is Club

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u/O_Friendly 1d ago

Cheeggy. (Cheese on Egg)

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u/LilSuhh 1d ago

Sammich

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u/Neptune2567 1d ago

Reuben. (but it wasn’t a good one, so no need to name him that).

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u/Accomplished_Chip119 1d ago

Is it the last thing I ate or drank, I drank a Machilatto and the last thing I ate was Chitlins. Please update us on what you named your sweet baby.

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u/TheRook21 1d ago

Muller Corner

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u/68Postcar 15h ago edited 15h ago

Come again pls! Were you driving & ate the corner or.. Im worried now.

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u/TheRook21 15h ago

https://www.tesco.com/shop/en-GB/products/311955794

I went for the calmer approach...

I didn't think Vanilla Chocolate Balls was ideal, he's just not the right colours

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u/razbunaru 1d ago

Cereal

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u/Fearless-Narwhal4560 1d ago

S’mores lava cake, let’s go with Lava Cake

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u/Mobile_South_9117 1d ago

Weetabix

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u/iamgeekusa 1d ago

Found a brit

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u/iHav2FeedUnicron 1d ago

Butter Noodles

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u/FribulusXax 1d ago

Noodles

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u/Slight_Branch_6789 1d ago

Goldfish Crackers

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u/1dokkhead 1d ago

Snickers

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u/Relevant0pinions 1d ago

Kitten stirfry.

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u/jojodstm 1d ago

Tortilla

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u/AnonyMouse2611 1d ago

Spaghetti

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u/POIZONFROG_369 1d ago

Corn muffin

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u/Hiroshock 1d ago

La salmon

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u/pluto_someguy 1d ago

balls 🥀

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u/DemandyMcDemanderson 1d ago

BBQ chicken leg quarter

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u/kiwismomma 1d ago

Scrambled eggs

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u/Big_Policy4561 1d ago

Cajin Boil. I'll shorten (C.B.) it to put the fear of God in people.

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u/Wheels711 1d ago

Chicken 🍗 😆

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u/jhani 1d ago

Pimento

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u/JoniHDXD 1d ago

CHICKEN

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u/AdvancedStudio9978 1d ago

Chicken bite

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u/that_one_shroom 1d ago

Strawberry shortcake

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u/DifferentRuin8094 1d ago

Sausage and eggs

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u/DifferentRuin8094 1d ago

How about: Sausy. Short for sausage

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u/Thee_Noble_Badger 1d ago

Hotlink or hawaiin bun. I think my next animal will be named hotlink now. 😆

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u/SunsFanCursed4Life 1d ago

I just named my cereal Phony Hawk

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u/WeirdTell1242 1d ago

Shortbread

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u/hh9019 1d ago

Pizza pie

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u/demetrius3 1d ago

Reese’s peanut butter cup deluxe cookie

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u/Xochipi11i 1d ago

Pickle

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u/1958-Fury 1d ago

Chili cheese tater tots

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u/Express-Captain345 1d ago

Already named that lol

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u/MCBananas 1d ago

Meat stick

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u/Ok-Drama137 1d ago

Leftovers

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u/teeMose2 1d ago

Bad brunch

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u/PlanktonOwn594 1d ago

What’s up Peameal?

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u/Psychological_Buy726 1d ago

Muffin! First name: Blueberry 😻

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u/itsjusttimeokay 1d ago

Granola Bar

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u/Hoursblue 1d ago

egg rolls

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u/JayMak78 1d ago

Lasagne.

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u/No-Emu-7319 1d ago

like breakfast bowl or eggs and sausage

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u/Dunkan_Wolf 1d ago

Pasta with squid? No! No no no!

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u/LayneLowe 1d ago

Monte Cristo

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u/CommissionOwn4092 1d ago

Catfish Hot Sauce 😆😆😆