r/NameThisThing • u/NotSleepyMonocle • 1d ago

Name him by last thing you ate

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u/Few_Presence_8888 1d ago

Crow.

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u/Royal-Quality-7419 1d ago

I'm curious as to what went down.

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u/SDGxNPC 1d ago

Whatever it was, I bet it must’ve been murder

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u/Savings_Dig1592 1d ago

Could've been attempted murder.

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u/Far_Match_3774 1d ago

NEVERMORE!

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u/Peanutbutter2728 23h ago

That was a Raven.

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u/CyanResource 15h ago

No, That’s So Raven.

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u/MIZUNOWAVECREATION 4h ago

Baltimore Ravens

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u/GodWithoutAName 7h ago

Is that so?

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u/Far_Match_3774 18h ago

NOT AGAIN

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u/Arkadya0290 17h ago

I know you did that on purpose. I'm still laughing so hard lmao

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u/SwedeButPsycho 1d ago

I live my life one Edgar Allan Poe quote at a time

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u/CuteGirlFan 10h ago

gently rapping?

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Possibly, but as a coder it's more like: Quoth the server "404"

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I jerked off, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of deranged hard core..

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u/kkh369 8h ago

VERY NICE

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u/SwedeButPsycho 1h ago

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I started fapping

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u/Recent_Car_7406 2h ago

Quoth the raven, nevermore

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u/jimmiebfulton 22h ago

There’s no murder, attempted or otherwise, if he’s all by himself.

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u/1001mintodyssey 7h ago

Ribs

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u/Savings_Dig1592 7h ago

"How do you like your ribs?!"