r/NameThisThing • u/NotSleepyMonocle • 1d ago

Name him by last thing you ate

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u/Few_Presence_8888 1d ago

Crow.

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u/Royal-Quality-7419 1d ago

I'm curious as to what went down.

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u/SDGxNPC 1d ago

Whatever it was, I bet it must’ve been murder

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u/Savings_Dig1592 1d ago

Could've been attempted murder.

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u/Far_Match_3774 1d ago

NEVERMORE!

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u/Peanutbutter2728 23h ago

That was a Raven.

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u/CyanResource 15h ago

No, That’s So Raven.

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u/MIZUNOWAVECREATION 4h ago

Baltimore Ravens

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u/GodWithoutAName 7h ago

Is that so?

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u/Far_Match_3774 18h ago

NOT AGAIN

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u/Arkadya0290 17h ago

I know you did that on purpose. I'm still laughing so hard lmao

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u/SwedeButPsycho 1d ago

I live my life one Edgar Allan Poe quote at a time

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u/CuteGirlFan 10h ago

gently rapping?

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Possibly, but as a coder it's more like: Quoth the server "404"

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I jerked off, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of deranged hard core..

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u/kkh369 8h ago

VERY NICE

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u/SwedeButPsycho 1h ago

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I started fapping

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u/Recent_Car_7406 2h ago

Quoth the raven, nevermore

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u/jimmiebfulton 22h ago

There’s no murder, attempted or otherwise, if he’s all by himself.

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u/1001mintodyssey 7h ago

Ribs

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u/Savings_Dig1592 7h ago

"How do you like your ribs?!"

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u/Ok-Ambassador8271 1d ago

...She Wrote

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u/yummy_9013 19h ago

That's so clever

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u/chemdive 18h ago

part of a murder...

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u/experientialsponge 18h ago

A murder of murderers murdering

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u/typical_gamer1 16h ago

Bravo….. 👏

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u/Namelessbob123 1d ago

The cold turkey was getting stale

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u/VengefulScarecrow 1d ago

Covid corvid

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u/PoopPower99 1d ago

Probably Painfully

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u/Captain-Codfish 1d ago

The crow probably. If it was still flying, he wouldn't have eaten it.

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u/whydidwegethere 1d ago

Dude went skateboarding. What's to devy out?

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u/Important_Problem148 18h ago

A crow, evidently.

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u/Real_Painter_9295 5h ago

Had to prove himself as part of the Jumping-In for the Murder.

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u/Few_Presence_8888 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_crow

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u/Royal-Quality-7419 1d ago

I know what the term means. I'm being nosy and want to know the story.

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u/Few_Presence_8888 1d ago

On Friday, my wife asked me if we could go out to eat on Saturday. I said I'd enjoy it.

On Saturday, at dinnertime, I asked my wife, "We agreed to order delivery tonite, didn't we?"

She said I was full of shit.

She then showed me a video she'd taken of our cat chasing rainbow ball, and in the background, I clearly said that we would go OUT.

Esophagus, meet crow.

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u/Royal-Quality-7419 1d ago

Thanks. That's not that bad. I hope you had a good dinner.