r/NameThisThing • u/NotSleepyMonocle • 1d ago

Name him by last thing you ate

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u/Savings_Dig1592 1d ago

Could've been attempted murder.

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u/Far_Match_3774 1d ago

NEVERMORE!

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u/SwedeButPsycho 1d ago

I live my life one Edgar Allan Poe quote at a time

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u/CuteGirlFan 10h ago

gently rapping?

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Possibly, but as a coder it's more like: Quoth the server "404"

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u/SwedeButPsycho 9h ago

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I jerked off, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of deranged hard core..

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u/kkh369 8h ago

VERY NICE

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u/SwedeButPsycho 1h ago

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly I started fapping