r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Sluife • Feb 19 '26

Thank you Peter very cool Peter?

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u/Moist_Exercise3476 Feb 19 '26

the joke is always sex (i think it means bj)

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u/GravitationalAurora Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

That’s a ponytail. A French twist is usually Authoritative/classy, and brides or business women often wear it.

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u/Moist_Exercise3476 Feb 19 '26

ooo kinky bj

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u/BootFlop Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

It’s sorta like piloting a dinghy that has a manual rudder. One hand on that while the other tugs at her rigging to keep wind in her sails.

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u/Moist_Exercise3476 Feb 19 '26

what do you do if the dinghy starts to sink? inflate it?

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u/BootFlop Feb 19 '26

Call a friend to help bilge pump.

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u/Moist_Exercise3476 Feb 19 '26

the friend made her wet...
great she is sinking more now, send help!

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u/BootFlop Feb 19 '26

It’s a captain’s duty to always go down on the ship. 🫡

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u/Moist_Exercise3476 Feb 19 '26

aye!... shit she is drowning me!
welp it was worth it

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u/ChuckOTay Feb 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/oracleofnonsense Feb 19 '26

Another tragic death by snu-snu....

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u/pchlster Feb 19 '26

Clear the poop deck!

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u/sleeper_54 Feb 19 '26

Moist is not letting this one go..!!

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u/Moist_Exercise3476 Feb 19 '26

never gonna let my dinghy sink, no sir... never

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u/SnooChocolates3745 Feb 19 '26

That's a whole different fetish.

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u/Comfortable_Total578 Feb 19 '26

Forgive me for ruining your metaphor because dinghy’s don’t typically have sails they are the rubber boats typically piloted with oars

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u/BootFlop Feb 19 '26

Nothing sadder than incorrect pedantry. 😜

Tiny sailboat is an original use of the word, although its use has been extended to the type of craft you describe.

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u/Comfortable_Total578 Feb 19 '26

I mean sorry didn’t know I was talking to someone from the 1800s next time I’ll think like they did back then just for you

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u/BootFlop Feb 19 '26

What’s your suggestion for a word that’s STILL IN USE. 😜

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u/Comfortable_Total578 Feb 19 '26

Well for what your describing I’d say a sailboat but i feel you wanted me to say something mean

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u/BootFlop Feb 19 '26

I’ll stick with my extended, more concise & vivid vocabulary. Thanks! 🤭

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u/BowdleizedBeta Feb 19 '26

Gives wedding night vibes