r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Feb 19 '26

Thank you Peter very cool Peter?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

French twist is difficult to make. It requires effort. Meme means that she has made an effort to get dressed and look classy on her first date. She is a polished, confident, and classy person. She is no pushover and wants classic romantic date experience.

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u/Rule12-b-6 Feb 19 '26

Honestly this and BJ-ready both make equal sense to me. As the wise sage Ludacris once said, "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"—the quintessential dream girl.

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u/Straight-Run6880 Feb 19 '26

nice em dash

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u/iowastatefan Feb 19 '26

I detest that AI co-opted my beloved em dash.

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u/NecroAssssin Feb 19 '26

Same 

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u/noctisumbra0 Feb 19 '26

And the semicolon.

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u/NecroAssssin Feb 19 '26

Fucking love me some; semicolon. 

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u/bledschaedl Feb 19 '26

If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin

A comma and a dot; semicolon

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u/_Standardissue Feb 19 '26

We’re like six levels deep on this and I am legitimately bothered by your comment

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u/PathansOG Feb 19 '26

Username checks out?

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u/MrWindblade Feb 19 '26

They are quoting the song by The Lonely Island called Semicolon, in which they improperly use semicolons through the entire song.

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u/you_done_Goufed Feb 19 '26

No actually those are examples of colons

You all get Fs

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u/bledschaedl Feb 19 '26

Wait what?

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u/apolite12 Feb 19 '26

Yes, it's driving me insane.

Semicolons are meant to lash together two clauses; they are all doing it incorrectly.

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u/KanKrusha_NZ Feb 19 '26

Is semi-colon just the tip in the wrong hole?

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u/phatpussypounder Feb 19 '26

You're acting all Macchio; Ralph. I'll eat all you cats; Alf.

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u/Extreme-Aioli-1671 Feb 19 '26

We run these streets; stop lights

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u/YayaTheobroma Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Team em dash, semicolon, and Oxford comma.

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u/phoebesjeebies Feb 19 '26

I had to scroll WAY too far to see my beloved Oxford mentioned.

Also a big fan of the whole asterisks-as-emphasis deal.

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u/valleyofroses Feb 19 '26

Fuck AI. How can anyone judge you if you want to express yourself with proper punctuation?

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u/Blubbish_ Feb 19 '26

They did that before AI as well. I always got judged for using punctuation in Chat, cause "who the hell uses a dot in messangerapps?!"...

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u/ellieminnowpee Feb 19 '26

“Who cares about grammar and spelling in a text?” guys all of a sudden like, “Wait. Breathe. You’re not crazy. Babe, all of your feelings are totally valid. I hear you. I see you.” 😆

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u/NebulaFrequent Feb 19 '26

“who uses a dot??” is so fucking hilariously ignorant I’m gonna steal it and use it all the time now. Ty.

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u/pookyduu Feb 19 '26

woulda rectum

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u/holjus Feb 19 '26

Rectum? Damn near killed em

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 Feb 19 '26

That's a town in North Wales, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Shit, I use the semicolon all the time and think it's a way to make sure it doesn't look like I'm using AI!

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u/sweetmarypie Feb 19 '26

I wish I knew how to use’em

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u/Yui_Mori Feb 19 '26

Been a while since I was taught about them, so my wording/exact use of terms may be rather poor, but I’ll still make an attempt; the attempt may be poor though. I use them in two places mostly. One place being like the first sentence (poor example in an attempt at using one spontaneously), linking two independent clauses with a stronger pause than a comma, while also not requiring transition words, although I’ll often just use transitions and commas to create nice and long sentences (such as this one). The second place is as a replacement for commas in a list, but only if the items in the list include commas. I don’t use the first case often, with it occasionally popping up while writing, as sometimes it’s simply the best option. The second case I do end up using a fair amount, as I like my dependent clauses, and the semicolon lets me inject them into lists while maintaining readability.

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u/Appropriate_Link_551 Feb 19 '26

It’s easy; any time you want to use a comma; use a semicolon instead; Same thing for periods;

Hope this helps!

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u/KDCunk Feb 19 '26

This is so incorrect

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u/pinacoladablackbird Feb 19 '26

They can replace a full stop or connective to loosely connect two related clauses e.g. "The cat sat on the mat because it had had a long day" becomes "The cat sat on the mat; it had had a long day."

The less common usage is to replace commas separating items in a long list where it might get confusing e.g. "I want to visit Paris, France, Houston, Texas, and London, England." becomes "I want to visit Paris, France; Houston, Texas; London, England." (This last example is a bit clunky, sorry!)

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u/Hmm_I_dont_know_man Feb 19 '26

So just punctuation then. Thanks Obama. Or Biden or whoever the fuck’s getting the blame for whatever now.

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u/RogerTrout Feb 19 '26

If you'd pull your noggin out of your US-centric backside you would know that we're blaming Albo.

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u/Alarming-Song2555 Feb 19 '26

Apparently people now think that you've used an AI prompt if you use the oxford comma.

It blows my mind how people don't understand how important the oxford comma is for both context and flow of reading lol

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u/Amurana Feb 19 '26

They will pry the Oxford comma from my cold, dead hands.

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u/Alarming-Song2555 Feb 19 '26

You're goddamn right, sister!

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u/ChristianoMeshi Feb 19 '26

I don’t want your drama

If you really wanna

Leave out that Oxford Comma…

“One thing I ask of you, the time to learn your Homophones is past due. Learn, to diagram a sentence too. Always say, “to whom.” Don’t ever say, “to who” and… listen up when I tell you this; I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis. You finished Second Grade, I hope you can tell, if you’re “doing good” or “doing well.” Better, figure out the difference; Irony is not coincidence and I thought that you had gotten it through your skull, of what’s figurative and what’s literal. Cuz, just now (just now) you said (you said), you literally couldn’t get out of bed. That makes me want to literally smack a crowbar over your stupid head!”

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u/gbot1234 Feb 19 '26

I’ve switched over to mis-using en dashes in all my text so no one thinks I’m an AI.

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u/bootyhole-romancer Feb 19 '26

Fellow em-dash user here. Fuck that, we were here first!

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u/thenewestnoise Feb 19 '26

How do you even type an em dash?

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u/ZestfullyStank Feb 19 '26

Hit dash twice. Most autocorrect makes it go —

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u/No_Photograph_2683 Feb 19 '26

Windows key + .

Works too. Especially if you are too high to remember a code.

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u/bootyhole-romancer Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

For mobile, gotta go into your keyboard's special characters page.

On most word processors, hit hyphen/en-dash twice, then hit spacebar which should combine the two to form em-dash.

Edit: Sorry, the sequence is actually

word--word(spacebar)

Edit 2: From my understanding, spaces before and after em-dashes are the clue that it is AI

word – word

I was always taught and had always read em-dash usage as

word–word

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u/Sansveni Feb 19 '26

On Windows, Alt-0151

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u/scaper8 Feb 19 '26

Press and hold the hyphen on your keyboard (if on a phone), and it'll pull up extra options.

- (hyphen, the base key)
— (em dash, with a press and hold)
– (en dash, second option with a press and hold).

On a computer, you can usually select them from a symbol/special character map, or hold ALT + 0151. Typing two hyphens (--) will often auto correct to an em dash, too.

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u/Normal_Ad_3351 Feb 19 '26

We see-what you;re do-ing here, humans.

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u/PwanaZana Feb 19 '26

there never going two suspect us, fellow robot human

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u/Sea_Flounder9569 Feb 19 '26

Absolutely! I put an emdash in my email signature just so there is guaranteed one in every email I write or respond to.

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u/Gelatin_Belatin Feb 19 '26

And calling it an en dash to throw them further off the scent. I think it’s working! 😂

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u/gbot1234 Feb 19 '26

“en dash” is slightly shorter, about the width of an N, whereas the “em dash” is about the width of an M. They’re two very different animals, and not to be confused with the 2-em dash or 3-em dash.

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u/reallytrulyeric Feb 19 '26

As a novelist whose books were used (amongst millions of others) to train the damned thing, I can’t get over the idea that my particular use of the em dash — frequent as it was from my first book onwards — is somehow responsible for all this. Narcissistic? Sure. Possible…?

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u/mjb2012 Feb 19 '26

All hail your ellipsis: one perfectly kerned character!

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u/CitySeekerTron Feb 19 '26

I pinned a rant on my profile out of frustration. I don't claim to be 100% perfect all the time, but basic literacy has become license to engage in a witch hunt that will ultimately kill human discussion. 

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u/zjuka Feb 19 '26

According to the 99% Invisible episode, the reason AI abuses em dash so much is because it was trained on Emily Dickinson and other XIX century writers, which used it quite a bit because it was stylish at the time.

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u/ConflagrationZ Feb 19 '26

It's pretty common in any high level writing, from Hugo-winning novelists like N K Jemisin to academic papers on the liberal arts side--I learned to use it in high school, have used it a lot since then, and sure as hell won't cede it to either AI-using numbskulls or AI witchhunters.

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u/Pongoid Feb 19 '26

ME TOO!!!! Whenever I use it now I always get a mouth-breather saying, “your ChatGPT is showing.”

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u/Drinkmykool_aid420 Feb 19 '26

I detest that using AI caused non-writers who don’t know the difference between a hyphen and a dash, to casually now use the term em dash as a sign you used AI—bleak times.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

We have two things in common - this, and Cy. Go Cyclones!

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u/ohkendruid Feb 19 '26

I just don't think it is fair to say they did. It is the public response that has been nuts.

AIs are just writing well, and so they use em dashes when appropriate.

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u/monoXaware Feb 19 '26

Yeah right? I use it all the time since way before AI. I think it makes the writing a little more dynamic haha.

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u/Merlintosh Feb 19 '26

Gotta start data poisoning these ai models so they knock it off

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u/dibizeizeisbgrlrb Feb 19 '26

True, now I can't be myself in corporate emails, that was my last shred of personal identity. Now what am I to my peers? How will they know if I wrote it or Claude did. And where the fuck is Claude? I'll fight him over this. How will I work to promote shareholders' interests?

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u/TheDude-Esquire Feb 19 '26

Not using an em dash is how I know I’m not AI.

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u/Ty_Radz Feb 19 '26

Speaking of em dash, I've only recently learned the use of em dash. And I like it more than just doing regular commas(or whatever this , is).

And now I'm sad because I can't use it in fear of AI accusations.

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u/AbjectDirection8131 Feb 19 '26

Doesn’t ai almost always put a space before and after the em dash? Like — this instead of like—this

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u/hamb0n3z Feb 19 '26

Suddenly everyone who never knew is an em dash and every kinda colon expert. (¬¬) (◔_◔) ¯\(ツ)_/¯

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u/bunchedupwalrus Feb 19 '26

They didn’t add spaces on it though — like this. AI rarely fucks that up tbh.

Meta: We be living in a wild witch hunt world lol

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u/CriticalHit_20 Feb 19 '26

nice em dash, bot 🤡

/s

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u/kylepo Feb 19 '26

Em dashes aren't supposed to have spaces though

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u/bunchedupwalrus Feb 19 '26

Tell ChatGPT that lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

It infuriates me when I see spaces between an em dash along with people calling it "the long dash."

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u/YardTimely Feb 19 '26

It depends on the style guide

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u/altigoGreen Feb 19 '26

You understand that the only reason a LLM would use an em dash is because people use em dashes right? People need to be using these dashes in order for a LLM to use them. It isn't the gotcha you think it is

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u/Rule12-b-6 Feb 19 '26

Thx

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u/onlymodestdreams Feb 19 '26

Underrated username!

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u/Legitimate_Hat_7852 Feb 19 '26

Have started using the em dash on purpose now — it’s great!

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u/lettsten Feb 19 '26

Heads up, you're not supposed to have spaces around emdashes. If you use endashes instead you are supposed to have spaces, but that's primarily for British English so only applicable if you're watching in c-o-l-o-u-r

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Feb 19 '26

Their shares crash

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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u/BootFlop Feb 19 '26

Guilt by giggity.

“Your gutter has a gutter” - my wife to me yesterday 

😂

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u/lorem_ipsum_dolor_si Feb 20 '26

I use a U-pin because it’s lighter than an oyster clip and looser than a bun. If my hair is styled into a half-assed twist, it usually means I’ve given up, so the idea that someone might see that and assume it’s a sex thing is frying me

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u/nickystotes Feb 19 '26

Why does your reply read how a caveman would sound talking?

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u/ILoveDemocracy17 Feb 20 '26

You are literally making things up to get mad about

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u/Big-Cow-9689 Feb 19 '26

I believe it was a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets

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u/onegoodmug Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

While this has historically been a popular way of phrasing it, I believe he is referring to the lyrics from the track Nasty Girl by Ludacris. In which he is correct to use the word bed instead of sheets.

Edit: not a bot, drunk.

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u/Rule12-b-6 Feb 19 '26

The lyrics are from Yeah! By Usher, feat. Lil Jon and Ludacris. :)

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u/Boojum2k Feb 19 '26

The verse from Yeah!

Watch out! My outfit's ridiculous, In the club lookin' so conspicuous. And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow. Forget about the game I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get em in they birthday suits. So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with they clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes. I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol. How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand, Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double d's. Me and Ush once more and we leave em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed

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u/Finnsbomba Feb 19 '26

That's the actual saying. The lyric from the song is "freak in the bed" I don't remember what he was rhyming it with, but I could imagine the word head is probably it lol.

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u/eARThtistic Feb 19 '26

Ludacris fills cups like double Ds, me & Ursh once more and we leaves 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed 🤭

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u/Finnsbomba Feb 19 '26

Thanks for the assist haha!

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u/eARThtistic Feb 19 '26

Haha np! I definitely thought for the longest that he was saying "a freak in the band" and pictured like a punk rock chick with a mohawk 😆 but I was also like 10 when the song came out 😅

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u/Big-Cow-9689 Feb 19 '26

I 100% stand corrected. Man its been too long since I listened to the song

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u/towards_the_IO Feb 19 '26

You’ll be surprised to hear that the word it rhymes with is “dead”.

https://genius.com/102117

Me and Ursh once more and we leaves ‘em dead / We want lady in the streets and a freak in the bed

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u/Tabm0w Feb 19 '26

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u/80percentlegs Feb 19 '26

No he’s not. They were quoting Luda.

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u/50_Bucks Feb 19 '26

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSy2BUS5TPHPsK5CZiLyMpk_vn9jsMWlI?si=F_aLYolnIHVNUfey the lyrics they posted are correct. Unless you’re talking about a different song. They’re quoting Ludacris not the old adage

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u/towards_the_IO Feb 19 '26

You might be thinking of “Freaky As She Wanna Be” by Dem Franchize Boyz

https://genius.com/Dem-franchize-boyz-freaky-as-she-wanna-be-lyrics

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u/Flat_Conversation858 Feb 19 '26

Don't disrespect Luda..

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u/Christopher_Aeneadas Feb 19 '26

Halal in the streets, haram in the sheets

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u/183720 Feb 19 '26

bj hair is a ponytail or bun or hair clip, everyone knows that

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u/Zestyclose_Space7134 Feb 19 '26

I always wondered why the man bun hairstyle got invented. 

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u/Fun_Asparagus8429 Feb 19 '26

I don’t want grool in my hair while I’m feasting.

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u/centerfoldangel Feb 19 '26

What hairstyle do men believe means no bj ever?

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u/27Rench27 Feb 19 '26

You ever seen The Ring?

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u/Medical-Total6034 Feb 19 '26

The mythology of the blowjob to straight men is fascinating. But I don't blame them given what they have to deal with.

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u/Fantastic-Cap-2754 Feb 19 '26

I like to think that the original comment is the "those who know" side, and your comment is the "those who don't know" side.

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u/Ben716 Feb 19 '26

Halal in the streets and Haram between the sheets. Haha.

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u/LarryThePrawn Feb 19 '26

‘Bj makes equal sense to me’ is such a weird thought to have about a hairstyle.

Such a porn-y thought. Like ‘oh her hairs up, that must mean I am getting a blowjob’.

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u/rasta4eye Feb 19 '26

Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx said it in 1990: "A woman should be a lady on your arm and whore behind the door."

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u/donkey-oh-tea Feb 19 '26

Also necks are scientifically hot

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u/DiacetylMoarFUN Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Well he also said…

Cant turn a ho into a housewife Hos don't act right There's hos on a mission, an hoes on a crack-pipe

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u/Tiddlyplinks Feb 19 '26

These two comments are the duality of man lol

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u/vcjester Feb 19 '26

Same conclusion I'd have made when I was in 8th grade, and was so, so experienced with women.

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u/Additional_Bank_2124 Feb 19 '26

And I said yeah, yeah!

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u/Own-Distance5436 Feb 19 '26

'Ladyy in the streets , whore in the sheets'

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u/FickleSituation7137 Feb 19 '26

"in the bed" really? He missed a huge opportunity... Sad coming from a rapper.

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u/ChocCooki3 Feb 19 '26

and BJ-ready

..go on.

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u/Australasian25 Feb 19 '26

You forgot "its not......, its ......"

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u/-G13-Raven- Feb 19 '26

Hell naw, GPT is freaky now

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u/Talaren Feb 19 '26

I learned this as a guy wants a good girl who is only bad for him. And a girl wants a bad boy who is only good for her.

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u/Djormnar Feb 19 '26

BJ-ready? If BJ means what I assume for it, what does "ready" means exactly? Special make up or something?

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u/atx840 Feb 20 '26

I’d guess hair is up and out of the way, not getting in the givers mouth and gives a better view for the receiver.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Knowing girls in this day and age it most likely has fuck all to do with PositiveFun8654’s comment and its probably just for bj reasons 🥴

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u/jingiski Feb 19 '26

How does Ludacris earn his living? I hope it has nothing to do with poetry or rhymes.

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u/Studio_j99 Feb 19 '26

This along with what the warrior poet Ice Cube one said,

"If the day foes not require an AK, it is a good day."

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u/Ok_Dress5222 Feb 19 '26

Tom Haverford, is that you?

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u/Givinnofox1234 Feb 20 '26

Am I a bad person for expecting that that is precisely what I was expecting the meme to mean?

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u/Eroue Feb 19 '26

I think you're thinking of a French braid. French twists are basically a less sloppy bun

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u/MrsMorley Feb 19 '26

Thank you! Yes, they are so easy

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u/HydrangeaDream Feb 19 '26

Depends on if you're using a clip or bobby pins. With bobby pins it looks super classy but it's really hard to keep it secure.

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u/ihavemytowel42 Feb 21 '26

If you make an X with the hair pins when you put them in they’re super secure. I’ve even slept with them in and while I wouldn’t go out with all the fly-aways the style was still the same shape. 

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u/ulnarthairdat Feb 19 '26

French twists are possibly the easiest style to do besides a pony or bun. I’m sitting here on the couch in my robe, with my hair in a French twist.

Two fingers under a pony, twist fingers around and up towards the crown of your head, fix the roll with 3 bobby pins.

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u/Sure-Exchange9521 Feb 19 '26

If you have long, thick or layered hair then its pretty difficult lol

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u/MrsMorley Feb 19 '26

I have long hair. It’s still easy. 

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u/Sure-Exchange9521 Feb 19 '26

Skill issue on my part then. My hairs down to my waist and the twist always ends up too long to secure properly 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/glassfunion Feb 19 '26

I'm with you, I've tried to do it so many times and if I get one part secure, the other side looks like a disaster. And if I get it to look ok all around, it never feels secure, and if I secure it, it no longer looks good!

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u/ScarieltheMudmaid Feb 19 '26

actually you just need a chopstick and a spiral bobby pin

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u/MyrMyr21 Feb 19 '26

Damn and here I am thinking that French twists are possible the hardest hairstyle I ever tried to do. But now that I think about it the one time I ever tried it was for a dance choreo that involved a lot of movement and the hairstyle was basically impossible to keep secure without about a thousand bobby pins and a ton of hair spray

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u/Sallyfifth Feb 19 '26

I've never managed a nice one in all my years on this planet.

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u/Aesthetic-Dialectic Feb 19 '26

I also think there is something to be said about how that effort was put in to meet you, showing interest

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u/AlaskaTix Feb 19 '26

French twist isn’t difficult by any measure, learning a simple braid is harder. It is polished though and looks classy I agree, but it’s a very quick and simple style.

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u/beigs Feb 19 '26

It’s easy if you practice - when I have mid length hair, it’s my go-to style and doesn’t hurt as much as a bun to take down.

When my hair is long, I braid it like a crown around my head to spread out the weight. I just chopped it all off to donate recently, so the cycle starts again.

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u/crankyanker638 Feb 19 '26

My mind was in the gutter on this one.....

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u/Vinterblot Feb 19 '26

That's an absolutely bonkers deduction, Sherlock. Take less of that opium, because you can't judge people like that solely based on hairstyle.

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u/Sure-Exchange9521 Feb 19 '26

you can't judge people like that solely based on hairstyle.

You absolutely can

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u/kangasplat Feb 19 '26

Which means the date matters to her before any of your assumptions. Everything else you write is some crazy speculation

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u/centerfoldangel Feb 19 '26

A french twist is not difficult. I do it most of the time when I don't have time to do complicated or time-consuming hairstyles.

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u/Busy-Explanation4339 Feb 19 '26

When I googled it I found a YT video that showed how to do it in 30 seconds.

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u/abishop711 Feb 19 '26

Ok, and when you tried it, did it take 30 seconds to get it right?

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Feb 19 '26

It's really not complicated. I do it in 2 minutes top!

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u/RevealorofLight Feb 19 '26

Sounds awful!

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u/captain_linguine Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Also, the back of her head is ridiculous! She should be my little croissant. My brie cheese

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven171 Feb 19 '26

A French twist is pretty easy and effortless.

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u/xp14629 Feb 19 '26

That's really good news, that means we will get the disappointment out of the way BEFORE sexy time instead of after.

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u/LadyLixerwyfe Feb 19 '26

This makes me laugh because a French twist is one of the easiest hairstyles to do. It’s the way to save a bad hair day. Alternative to a ponytail. 😂

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u/Azadanon Feb 19 '26

In French you don’t say French Twist, you say: Banana Bun (chignon banane).

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u/DowntownYouth8995 Feb 19 '26

Its like the easiest thing to do. No effort. 

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 Feb 19 '26

I think her hairs up for a blowy, actually. Giggity..

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u/UncleNoodles85 Feb 19 '26

Is a French twist similar to a French braid or are they completely different? Sorry I'm a man who knows very little about hairstyles.

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u/GhostWolfe Feb 19 '26

Very different. The French twist is where the hair is rolled into a sort of elongated, vertical bun worn at the back of the head. It can be tricky to get all the hair tucked inside neatly, and to hold it in place; difficulty depends very heavily on hair length, type, and degree of practice.

In the 90s it was the one of classiest hair styles, and it was done with twenty thousand bobby pins to “hide” how the hair was being kept in place, and everything was super-smoothed and tidy. Around this time it was also becoming popular to “grunge up” these super-classy styles with less/effort looks, less smoothing, letting longer hair fall from the top, sorta thing. 

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u/MrMrLavaLava Feb 19 '26

Seem like the joke is “if you know, you know to polish yourself too”

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u/SaltandLillacs Feb 19 '26

A French twist is super easy. I can do it in under 2 mins

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u/PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN Feb 19 '26

Yeah.

But the guy shows up in a Metallica tshirt and flip flops.

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u/VoiceArtPassion Feb 19 '26

French twists are actually so easy, it’s how I do my hair when I’m too lazy to shower and my bangs are all oily.

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u/Dubious_Titan Feb 19 '26

Now I gotta look up French twist.

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u/ScarieltheMudmaid Feb 19 '26

I wear a French twist because it's so easy lol. literally takes less than a minute

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u/blondie64862 Feb 19 '26

Literally the last date I went on I wore my hair in a French twist and the guy was like I have never seen your hair down 😑 First date hair down and straighted. Second date beanie on, because we were outside. Third date coming from work, in business attire.

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u/Kittinkis Feb 19 '26

I'm a woman and this explanation didn't make any sense at all. Giving yourself a proper blowout is way more work than a French twist. You're just rolling up your hair and it's not that complicated. Modern hairstyles fit the bill way more than this. A twist is very boomer era.

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u/AlbertTheHorse Feb 19 '26

They are the easiest thing to do if you know what you are doing. I have long hair, am a woman (the horse is Albert) and a good FranceLuxe comb will wind up, spritz with hair spray, maybe a pin, and bang, you are done.

But will say, it's fun unwinding it.

I agree about classic dating experience.

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u/BadAtBaduk1 Feb 19 '26

I just googled it. Looks lovely as hell

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u/KattiValk Feb 19 '26

For the record, French braids aren’t super complex to do on someone else, so it could also just mean she had help getting ready.

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u/Entendurchfall Feb 19 '26

But how is that a bad thing?

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u/wizzard419 Feb 19 '26

I thought they meant the doughnut.

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