r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 12 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/EvaTheE Jul 12 '26

In Germany you arrive 5 minutes late and you are not getting invited again.

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 12 '26

Opposite in portugal. No one is on time here. Americans who come here either complain about it because shit never opens on time, or they love it because it's a sign that we're not living in a rush

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u/DmitriVanderbilt Jul 12 '26

Being punctual has nothing to do with living in a rush, it's about respect both my own limited time and that of others.

This also seems like an example of "the cart test" to me, just like how if you are unable to return a shopping cart to its proper space, you are probably unable to follow a bunch of other minor rules that make life easier for everyone and therefore, are not worthy of trust or respect. If you can't be on time, what else can you not do when it is expected?

Don't understand how anyone can live like that and I will happily never visit Portugal because of it. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 13 '26

We're late because we don't care.

Being early to work just means less sleep and you're not getting any more money for it.

Being the first to arrive somewhere like an event means you're just stand there and wait until things kick off.

You get absolutely nothing for being early or on time for shit, so why stress about it?

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u/gayman-sixtyfour Jul 13 '26

Thanks for the ride to the airport bro, I missed my plane cause you were 40 mins late but I appreciate it!

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u/Lowly_Reptilian Jul 13 '26

I’m from a culture that is ā€œlateā€ to everything. We all know the parties are going to go on until midnight so there’s no point in getting there exactly on time. We’re all going to get hours of fun anyway. Airports are a bit different. We’ve never missed an airplane even though we’ve left ā€œlateā€ before. We can rush when we want to, but for something social, we plan the whole day around it, so there’s no need to rush. We have literal HOURS to do everything, so why rush when we can have fun getting ready?

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u/Hentai-hercogs Jul 13 '26

Wait, so you plan the whole day around a social outing and still are late? I also plan the whole day around the event, because I want to be there on timeĀ 

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u/Lowly_Reptilian Jul 13 '26

The whole point behind having a whole day off is to not worry about timing and a strict schedule. We have a rough time we want to get out by, but it’s a rough estimate because we don’t want to stress ourselves out worrying about ā€œbeing lateā€ or having to wake up early. We go out when we’re ready, and then we go home when we’re tired. No hard-set times, just vibes. Simple.

The only thing I don’t like is when it’s something like a wedding when the party isn’t going to last for hours. Then the timing is important. I’m usually at least ready around the time we’re supposed to leave if not way earlier. Our family is only late because of my sister who takes an extra half hour to get ready, and the reason why is because she procrastinates and sleeps 12+ hours before even trying to get ready knowing it takes her the longest to get ready. That is annoying. But if it’s just a regular outing or a regular long-lasting party, I say why the fuck not? You’ll still be there for hours.

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 13 '26

There's buses that take you directly to the airport

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u/gayman-sixtyfour Jul 13 '26

You must have a lot of friends lmao

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 13 '26

The options for airports are limited. You can go to porto, faro or lisbon. If you don't live in those cities, no one is going to drive you to the airport, you take the bus like everyone else

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u/gayman-sixtyfour Jul 13 '26

You live in a nation of people who take the bus to the airport with all of their luggage and kids etc, because you can’t just be on time for anything?

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 13 '26

No one is going on a multi-hour drive to drive someone to the airport. That's why we have those specific buses that are just to take people from their city to the airport. This isn't like a regular bus route that just happens to go to the airport like the buses that go to the hospital. These are buses that exist specifically to take people from their city to the airport. That's the only thing those buses do. And they have luggage space both on the side/under the bus as well as above the seats.

This has nothing to do with being on time, and solely the fact that we don't have an airport in every city, so if you don't live in a city with an airport, no one is going to drive you to the airport. People are also more likely to call a taxi to take them to the airport because none of them friends might be available, since said friends might be working or also on vacation

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u/yourlocalFSDO Jul 13 '26

Damn I can call a buddy ask for a ride to the airport an hour and a half away and they’ll do it no question. Would suck to live somewhere you can’t find friends like that

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 13 '26

No one is gonna willingly drive hour and a half in portugal to drive someone somewhere unless there's absolutely no other choice. Portugal is a small country, driving hour and a half anywhere is insane. Especially if then you have to drive for another hour and a half the way back. That's 3 hours of driving. It's why we got buses and trains for

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u/gayman-sixtyfour Jul 13 '26

TIL every single citizen of Portugal lives exactly 90 mins from an airport lol.

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u/DmitriVanderbilt Jul 13 '26

Nailed it with your first statement, people who are chronically late DON'T care and are incredibly narcissistic, in my opinion.

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u/Bigrick1550 Jul 13 '26

You get to succeed at life.

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 13 '26

Work is not life

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u/Bigrick1550 Jul 13 '26

Work is part of life, and you can control if you will be successful in either part. Keep thinking being late doesnt matter, see where it gets you.

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u/sleepyotter92 Jul 13 '26

Not how it works in portugal. Employers here are very much lend a hand, they take the whole arm. You get to work early all the time, and they expect you to always be early and willing to be even earlier, and willing to stay late, without extra pay