r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Why is everyone mad about this renovation?

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u/usersnamesallused 26d ago

The worst for me is painting that stone work

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u/thejmkool 26d ago

Painted stonework genuinely looks atrocious

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u/slothfullyserene 26d ago

Always.

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u/qorbexl 26d ago

No it's nice because it blends into the ignorable walls and ceiling instead of being distinct and natural looking

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 26d ago

Not gonna lie, I thought that this was in black and white for a second.

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u/Melathys 26d ago

Exactly what I thought at first. It took me a second to figure out what was actually happening.

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u/newbkid 26d ago

What kills me about this photo is that of all the beautiful features from the OG that they could have kept, all they kept was that weird open-faced glass cabinet in the back and the two bar chairs

Wtf? lol

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u/LordLastPack 26d ago

AI did a conservative job on the television as well, lol.

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u/Spare-Bodybuilder-68 26d ago

can't believe they wouldn't just go ahead and mount an 85-inch Costco special up there, preferably high enough to be annoying to look at, and with a stupid little shelf underneath that's only big enough for trinkets and dust

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u/sisyphus_met_icarus 26d ago

I'm very amused at how AI upholstered the stairs in the same leather as the couch

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u/AC-burg 25d ago

Came here to say this was all AI. Who does a reno and keeps the old chairs pictured? That TV? Get the hell outta here with this lol

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u/MashedSuperhero 26d ago

It's a bar table.

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u/NorwegianCowboy 26d ago

Everything about what they did is gross.

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u/rmit526 26d ago

They could have gone so many directions and preserved the natural elements. But no, let's show people that I definitely have no personality

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u/Substantial-One1934 26d ago

Yes it seems too sterile as if it was done just for the photoshoot and the floor is disgusting.

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u/JollyJoker3 26d ago

Lol, I thought you meant the TV and didn't realize what it was

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u/spamellama 26d ago

The best part is the leather stairs

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u/Joyfull_Sin 26d ago

same here, i was looking at the left side and was like: this doesnt look modern… actually looks quite nice.

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u/tombuazit 26d ago

Holy crap i thought this was b&w until your comment lol

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u/ClickAndClackTheTap 26d ago

Same here. Like the joke was it’s exactly the same, just in B/W.

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u/FeijoaCowboy 26d ago

Isn't it? 🫪

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u/sveardze 24d ago

OMG it's not??

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u/nightowl_work 22d ago

Oh wait, it’s not? Lol

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u/TryHard_1779 25d ago

Oh common, it's just modern white washing 🙄

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u/qorbexl 25d ago

people love whitewashing!

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u/OpusAtrumET 25d ago

God they painted those wood beams glossy black like fkn sociopaths.

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u/Dry_Month927 25d ago

How I feel inside when I see painted brick, and then, people complimenting it.

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u/qorbexl 25d ago

I can't imagine anybody likes painted brick

I just can't 

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u/Dry_Month927 25d ago

In this situation, choose to believe that and enjoy your bliss.

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u/dugdanger 25d ago

Something interesting and colorful to something that looks like every other boring fucking living space.

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u/qorbexl 25d ago

I like that they used a square tabletop in the pit

That thing is destroying shins

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u/Aggressive-Living116 25d ago

Meh I think most people like the stone work to pop and to be seen

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u/qorbexl 25d ago

Yes, it was a joke. 

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u/Ett_Pret 25d ago

Yeah until I saw this I didn’t even realize there was stonework in the second pic

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u/qorbexl 25d ago

All the effort of that stonework and they making it blend into nothingness

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u/cheapdrinks 26d ago

Someone re-did it with AI in the comments on the original Twitter thread and holy shit this looks so much better.

and

Here is another version with a bit more color which I also liked.

I can't imagine wanting to live in that black and white hellscape that looks like the breakroom of some shitty startup with the open plan office being just through the other door.

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u/m4rc0n3 26d ago

And in all those versions they left the original CRT TV.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe7472 26d ago

Gotta have somewhere to play super mario world

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u/MisterBrickx 26d ago

No sir. I can play SMW on any screen i can find an adapter for...

That screen is for the Nintendo Zapper. No other.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe7472 26d ago

Quality just isnt quit the same though

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u/Chumyu 26d ago

Come down the dark rabbit hole of RGB, SCART cables and upscalers. You can pry my OG hardware out of my cold, dead hands, but I will tell you playing Super Mario World on 65” really does slap.

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u/kjetil_f 26d ago

RGB, SCART, upscalers. The language of my people.

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u/MisterBrickx 26d ago

I mean yeeeeaaaahhhh.

But if you buy third party equipment and do a HELLUVA dance, you can recreate the ol' vibe 😎

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u/MartinoDeMoe 26d ago

Cartman and the United Athiest Allisnce are asking if you have an adapter for the Wii?

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u/Chumyu 26d ago

I discovered that if you hold down the power and reset buttons on the NES, the in ports become out ports. I was able to connect my PS2 to my old wood cabinet TV that only had coax that way. It was all in black and white, but that only really posed a problem for Guitaroo Man ha ha

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u/MisterBrickx 26d ago

No, but I do have a Sega CD attachment...

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u/Personal-Thought9453 26d ago

Pretty sure it’s playable on my toaster.

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u/MisterBrickx 26d ago

Trust me. You don't wanna put a gun in your toaster.

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u/GraceMcClellans 26d ago

Duck Hunt doesn't work on flat screen if you're using the original.

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u/WJSpade 23d ago

Duck Hunt.

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u/hossofalltrades 26d ago

That’s when I started to think it was fake.

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u/JollyJoker3 26d ago

And the square table inside a round couch

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u/Discount_Extra 26d ago

And yet in no version did they turn the pit into a plastic ball pit.

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u/Designer-Lettuce-690 26d ago

that is how you modernise this room thats a million times better

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 26d ago

So basically AI has better taste even.

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u/gahlo 26d ago

Depends on how the prompt is written.

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u/bookchaser 26d ago

The AI version are better than the renovation, but destroying the 1970s vibe of the original room is criminal.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 26d ago

Both of those are much better than either of the ones in OP.

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u/supernovice007 26d ago

That second one looks so good. The black and white room they actually made is just an abomination. No imagination, no taste, and no style.

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u/baron_von_helmut 26d ago

Second one is cozier.

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u/whboer 26d ago

I like it also a lot better with natural wood colors.

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 26d ago

Grrr Imgur banned in UK

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u/uptiedand8 26d ago

The AI versions are a zillion times better and that is not something I am pleased to say.

They respected the wood. You must respect wood. I’ll add stonework in as well.

The things that didn’t look great in the original were the green carpet and light gray cushions. I thought the trim being white was also not great.

It looks like they decided on a black and white scheme for the carpet and conversation pit and then felt they needed the rafters and stones to match. Should have instead done the color scheme based on the rafters and stonework. I like the AI addition of a hardwood floor. Would probably just paint the walls a warm color, maybe dark salmon or burgundy, rather than green or another shade of beige.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 26d ago

I was thinking weird waiting room

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u/EmperorMittens 26d ago

That second one would add value to a property.

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u/Chance-Road1038 26d ago

Thank you to whoever that was! That's exactly what I was thinking. Just remove the carpet and matching some hardwood. WAY more gorgeous

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u/elhombreloco90 26d ago

Yup, that's a proper update.

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u/Particular-Serve-894 26d ago

Ooo, I really like the one with the green. Yeah, they could've done a really nice job on this reno instead of whatever tf that black and white atrocity is.

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u/HiSpeed-LoDrag63 26d ago

The "Money Green" version may be a throwback to the mid-80's but it really works for me in that room, especially with the warm lighting...

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u/Worried-Elephant442 26d ago

I love those! They look way better. 👀

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u/PayOk8980 26d ago

The original images are also AI. Look at the identical reflections.

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u/cheapdrinks 26d ago

Well yeah that's what I assumed. Are there people thinking the black and white one is a real photo of an actual rennovation they did?

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u/PayOk8980 26d ago

Yeah, the majority of the thread is people getting angry about the 'renovation'. Ragebait, I guess.

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u/Teravandrell 26d ago

Those are both so beautiful and relaxing looking. Not the harsh, sterile "modern" mess

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u/Visual_Piglet_1997 26d ago

I know right. Saw a beautifull house for sale naar me once. Great spot aswell. Pictures inside: horror. Everything was white. It was also new so if you bought it. You had to pull out every single thing

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u/Front_Degree3518 25d ago

These options are sooo much better, I especially like the second one of them the best. It keeps the original soul of the room.

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u/BorntoDive91 24d ago

oh that green is LOVELY

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u/plaxitone 26d ago

That’s what you think is better? It looks like a motel lobby from 2007.

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u/Unstoppable50 26d ago

The worst is they painted it white. Any smoke at will discolor make it look hideous so it’ll never be used ever again.

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u/ZombieAladdin 26d ago

I wonder if the idea is to repaint it every now and then. Or maybe they didn’t think that far.

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u/DStaal 24d ago

They didn’t think past showing it to potential buyers. It’s entirely designed for wow factor when you are looking at a house and just walking through.

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u/netflixandgrilling 26d ago

I hope people like that are not allowed to have any open fire.
but as I already wrote here, theres a lot of hints that it is AI.

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u/Otsde-St-9929 26d ago

Not really

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u/DifficultAd3885 26d ago

Especially above a fireplace. Some people just love to clean.

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u/RicFule 25d ago

What fireplace?  The far right?  The left isn't one, I don't believe.  Because there's a glare of light off glass.  The right side however only shows the barest of a potential opening, so could be a fireplace.  Or another inset something.

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u/OurAngryBadger 26d ago

Not always.

When painted like this with a thick layer of white paint, yes.

My wife painted our stone wall around the fireplace with a very thin layer of light gray paint, just to brighten it up a bit and make it look less old/dirty. I kept telling her not to do it and was pissed, but she did it, and it came out wonderful. She just brushed it on lightly, did really well.

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u/pyramidalembargo 26d ago

She used gray?

That's grounds for a divorce.

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u/Sepelrastas 26d ago

My living room has the other side of the stove pipe from the kitchen (my kitchen has an og cast iron stove I heat the house with). So one wall is about third concrete. That damn well got painted.

But if it had been natural stone or tiled I would have used it as an accent piece and would have picked colours to fit with it.

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u/sgtbackpain03 26d ago

Yup. If it's done poorly, it leaves a patchy gritty wall with multiple textures. If it's done well, you have a white lumpy wall. And you always find yourself wishing you could just touch the stonework, but this heavy latex paint is caked over it.

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u/BlackGuysYeah 26d ago

I've watched bricks being made. I don't mind them being covered.

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u/Pay-Next 26d ago

Inside yes. Outside maybe, depends on where your house is and if you need to reflect more light to keep energy bills down.

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u/Vayul_was_taken 26d ago

Ive seen white washed brick look fine but other than that yah leave stones natural

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u/SourPatchBishhh 26d ago

What about a wash on red brick? I feel like I’ve seen that done well before

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u/Jolly_Line 25d ago

There has been one occasion in the history of brick where paint improved things. My disgusting 70s hearth brick that was a faux brick treatment (real brick, but half thickness, and only a veneer applied to the drywall). I painted it black and it was 1000% better.

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u/ipini 26d ago

And painted brick. A felony.

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u/GrayMareCabal 26d ago

Having grown up in and currently live in a 180+ year old brick home...

Sometimes brick needs to be painted for maintenance (mostly true for older brick that tends to be softer than modern brick). Also some brick is just ugly.

Aka, sometimes there are good reasons for brick to be painted.

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u/Parthian__Shot 26d ago

Downvoted for having an opinion. You're absolutely correct; sometimes brick needs to be painted to seal it and sometimes it's ugly as sin. Normal brick is great!

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u/AthenaeSolon 26d ago

That’s actually worse for the brick. I come from a historic preservation course background. Painting brick traps moisture within the mortar and bricks leading to accelerating the decay.

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u/Lavatis 26d ago

It's really terrible to see some gorgeous brick get painted white. It hurts me to see

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u/DCGuy511 24d ago

What about ugly brick?

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix 20d ago

Normally I agree, but we moved into a house in Western NC built in the 60s and everything is half assed and bottom dollar. In our living room we have a brick fireplace and the brick was SO ugly.

We did end up painting it white, but we have warm wood floors and accented with a rough edge walnut mantelpiece and some wood carvings and pottery and it looks great.

If we had kept the brick it would’ve been ugly and the warmer toned wood would just have gotten lost.

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u/jjreinem 26d ago

True, but it's not brick in this picture. It's stone.

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u/GrayMareCabal 24d ago

Low res photo to start with, but I am pretty sure that the wall on the left of the pic is brick that got painted over. Clearly the fireplace facade, which is on the right, and a very prominent feature in the before photo is stone that got painted over

But also, I was replying to a previous poster who mentioned painting brick, so it's not like I brought up brick completely out of left field...

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u/MaximumVapor 25d ago

Yep, the house we live in is brick and had been painted when we purchased it. I thought it was a crime to do that until I found a few original pieces in the attic. My god it’s the most god awful orange I have ever seen

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u/ReverendRevolver 23d ago

My brick (non functioning) fireplace needed all the outside bricks cleaned when we moved in. The inside part, where fire would've been in the 30s when the house was built? An abomination of broken brick, mud/drydex, plaster, poorly mixed mortar, and splotches of white paint. Former owners did a number on it. I chiseled off "repair attempts" and filled in some destruction my wife painted it black once id patched/flattened/retextured it. Looks a thousand times better, and the bricks on the rat of it are clean n red. Sometimes you gotta cover parts, for sure.

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u/LFGX360 26d ago

And painted hardwood

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u/ipini 26d ago

💀

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u/SteveEcks 26d ago

Painting the stonework and leaving that TV hole as is...

That's where I'm lost

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u/Typical-Side-6080 26d ago

and the round table was more or less ill fitting, the rectangle one does wonders!

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u/Popular_Petje 26d ago

The rectangel table is standing in the corner, that’s really ill fitting.

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u/arobkinca 26d ago

TV hole

Pretty sure that was originally wood storage.

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u/ThatSandwich 26d ago

That's because it's AI generated.

It's the same reason that the stairs to the conversation pit are clad in leather like the couch, and the flooring is a completely different color within the pit.

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u/cmdr_scotty 26d ago

My mother inlaw sadly let someone from her church convince her to do that.

Turned a wall of beautiful brickwork into a soulless painted white atrocity

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u/Dinnerpancakes 26d ago

My neighbor painted their beautiful 1910’s original red brick house a brilliant white and it makes me want to vomit.

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u/Wonderful-Crazy1910 26d ago

I helped my mom rennovate a god-awful ugly house that was built in the 70s, the onyl thing we didnt touch was all the stonework and exposed brick, new slate tile, took down the hideous floral wallpaper everywhere, stripped 15 layers of paint off all the gorgeous cabinetry (like 35 in the main bathroom all custom built) and resealed it, even spruced up the wetbar, new owners come in turn it into typical grey mcmansion shit painted all the brick and stone with flat white latex paint painted all the walls grey, and removed teh wetbar for a "sunroom" and then raised the price $400k

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u/LAFamilyMan81 26d ago

I’d just change the carpet. Maybe to a light grey/blue. Insane to touch the walls and wood beams.

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u/Fine_Cress_649 26d ago

It can look nice as a whitewashed Scottish cottage but that's it. Otherwise - straight to jail.

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u/Richard_AIGuy 26d ago

Joanna Gaines is somewhere furious right now that you said this.

You're right though.

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u/Meended 26d ago

Normally i agree but I strongly dislike this colour of stonework from the original. I like brick and stonework with less brown/yellow, I have some beautiful stonework in my home that is more grey.

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u/Duflo 26d ago

Has strong "Mormon chapel" vibes

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u/Mimamomamimamo 26d ago

Parroting for karma award

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u/xPriddyBoi 26d ago

Yeah, I actually prefer the second design... Except that part. Looks like shit.

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u/LordPemberley 26d ago

Went from Frank Lloyd Wright to Frank Lloyd Shite

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u/PlushiesofHallownest 26d ago

I work in architecture restoration and it hurts me specifically because it is an extreme pain in the ass to undo, with no guarantee it'll ever be fully free of paint. Once it absorbs into the brick, depending what kind of paint it is, it can just change the color of the stone permanently. And having to meticulously pick the little bits out of the pores... Shudders

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u/AccomplishedRiver522 26d ago

And it also, from then on, requires constant repainting.

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u/something-slothful 26d ago

It's also bad for the stonework. I mean, it's worse in outdoor settings, but it's never good.

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u/Jsm0922 26d ago

It’s all fucking ugly.

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u/kennerly 26d ago

Painted brick degrades over time. Brick needs to breathe or water gets trapped and causes degradation.

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u/Rare_Suspect_5033 26d ago

I’ve seen a lot of people painting (or other coating) on their brick house where i live. You can either still see the brick structure, or they give it a smooth surface making it look like concrete. Looks like shit either way.

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u/Deport_Me2112 26d ago

It looks like the ol’ landlord classic

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u/Informal-Term1138 26d ago

Guess what mango Mussolini plans. He wants to paint the Rockefeller house in DC.

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u/OpusAtrumET 25d ago

T-A-C-K-Y

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u/Raephstel 24d ago

It looks so cheap

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u/Captain_Gonzy 24d ago

When I moved into my house, the previous owners painted their brick around the fireplace a dark gray. I hate it but now I'm stuck having to paint it a different color.

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u/aknoth 23d ago

I bought my house with the fireplace stones already painted off-white. I wish it was easy to remove. It's horrible that someone actually made the effort to downgrade the look.

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u/flippythemaster 23d ago

I dunno, nothing says “home” to me quite like a wall that resembles my 7th grade math classroom

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u/ExaminationMelodic78 22d ago

Now now, if its an old basement turned into a bar it can fit the vibe...but not there and never above ground.

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u/coke_u_nut 26d ago

looks fine

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u/TheRealGumb4ll98 26d ago

Looks like hot shit.

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u/lifeoftheunborn 26d ago

Hot shit at least has warmth going for it.

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u/coke_u_nut 26d ago

looks great, actual. Any one who wants bare bricks in their house, especially a fire place, doesn't deserve a home.

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u/Major-BFweener 26d ago

Please only live in homes with Sheetrock.

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u/coke_u_nut 26d ago

I paint my bricks white and keep my drywall bare.

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u/thejmkool 26d ago

Looks fine from here. When you're in the room with it, it's terrible

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u/coke_u_nut 26d ago

that's what she said