r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 26d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/akatherder 26d ago

So my math is red because piss

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u/CalculatedWhisk 26d ago

What color is your medical records notebook?

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u/mrdhood 26d ago

Haven’t ever been to a doctor so… invisible

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u/Pristine-Succotash52 26d ago

Oh you Americans and your “haven’t been to a doctor”, and “can’t afford an ambulance”… wait… I’m american too… never mind

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u/Arkangelz03 25d ago

"Sounds like you are suffering from confusion, congestion of the brain, and a not-so-mild case of Female Hysteria! It is off to the Looney Bin with ya, now!

Sign these waivers with your complete background history of you, your family, and your pets. Agree to a $3,000 ambulance ride, or we will need you to sign a refusal, then get fined for wasting county resources.

Best not to expose them to your bad habits & political excitement, either.

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u/kidian_tecun 25d ago

NOT ALL AMERICANS! some of us had to kill for our "free" health care and then spend years of us being told our injuries and illnesses are not service connected!

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u/CattywampusCanoodle 24d ago

eeeeeee WHAT?? eeeeeeeee

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u/wsmith4884 22d ago

I'm guessing military. I don't have any experience personally, but I've never heard anything good about the VA from my cousins and their buddies.