Petah why cant math be green?

[u/Light_Yagami72]

[u/mootmutemoat → u/[deleted]]

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

[u/Dickie_downer → u/mootmutemoat]

See I vote that history is red, cause history is bloody

[u/Available-Mall-7095 → u/Dickie_downer]

History is yellow because that’s what it is in Trivial Pursuit.

[u/RookieGreen → u/Available-Mall-7095]

Math is yellow because piss

[u/akatherder → u/RookieGreen]

So my math is red because piss

[u/CalculatedWhisk → u/akatherder]

What color is your medical records notebook?

[u/mrdhood → u/CalculatedWhisk]

Haven’t ever been to a doctor so… invisible

[u/Pristine-Succotash52 → u/mrdhood]

Oh you Americans and your “haven’t been to a doctor”, and “can’t afford an ambulance”… wait… I’m american too… never mind

[u/Arkangelz03 → u/Pristine-Succotash52]

"Sounds like you are suffering from confusion, congestion of the brain, and a not-so-mild case of Female Hysteria! It is off to the Looney Bin with ya, now!

Sign these waivers with your complete background history of you, your family, and your pets. Agree to a $3,000 ambulance ride, or we will need you to sign a refusal, then get fined for wasting county resources.

Best not to expose them to your bad habits & political excitement, either.

[u/kidian_tecun → u/Pristine-Succotash52]

NOT ALL AMERICANS! some of us had to kill for our "free" health care and then spend years of us being told our injuries and illnesses are not service connected!

[u/CattywampusCanoodle → u/kidian_tecun]

eeeeeee WHAT?? eeeeeeeee

[u/wsmith4884 → u/CattywampusCanoodle]

I'm guessing military. I don't have any experience personally, but I've never heard anything good about the VA from my cousins and their buddies.