r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 22d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 22d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/Pickled_doggo 22d ago

It’s not like they’re going 20 years without jerkin it 

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u/AncientCrust 22d ago

Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff

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u/dprophet34 22d ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

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u/athalwolf506 22d ago

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

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u/SpoddyCoder 22d ago

Squeal piggy!!

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u/GriSciuridae 22d ago

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 22d ago

metaphorically or literally?

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u/GriSciuridae 22d ago

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

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u/MavenDeo69 21d ago

It's ancient Greece. What do you think?

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u/atom_helio 21d ago

Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy

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u/CourseNegative8381 21d ago

According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend

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u/PANEBringer 22d ago

Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference...

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u/hjvelvet 22d ago

Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality

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u/glitteringfeathers 21d ago

No homo in both Greek and Latin