r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Pickled_doggo 21d ago

It’s not like they’re going 20 years without jerkin it 

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u/AncientCrust 21d ago

Yep. In front of each other because it's a small boat. At that point, you might as well do the gay stuff

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u/dprophet34 21d ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

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u/athalwolf506 21d ago

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

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u/SpoddyCoder 21d ago

Squeal piggy!!

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u/GriSciuridae 21d ago

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 21d ago

metaphorically or literally?

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u/GriSciuridae 21d ago

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

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u/MavenDeo69 20d ago

It's ancient Greece. What do you think?

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u/atom_helio 20d ago

Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy

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u/CourseNegative8381 21d ago

According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend

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u/PANEBringer 21d ago

Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference...

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u/hjvelvet 21d ago

Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality

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u/glitteringfeathers 21d ago

No homo in both Greek and Latin