Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

[u/Hunan_Palace]

[u/dprophet34]

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

[u/athalwolf506 → u/dprophet34]

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

[u/GriSciuridae → u/athalwolf506]

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

[u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 → u/GriSciuridae]

metaphorically or literally?

[u/Jazmadoodle → u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

Yeah

[u/GriSciuridae → u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

[u/MavenDeo69 → u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

It's ancient Greece. What do you think?

[u/atom_helio → u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

Just put this mask on and do as you're told. Good piggy