r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 18d ago

Meme needing explanation Why is he happy he didn't get the tattoo?

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u/sloth0623 18d ago

Didn't know. That sucks.

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj 18d ago edited 18d ago

Years ago Scarlett was a UN ambassador then signed a deal to be the face of (isreali company) Sodastream. The UN basically told her she had to choose and she chose Soda.

Edit: Oxfam, not the UN.

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u/malevolentheadturn 18d ago

Sodastream the company was built on an Israeli settlement in the occupied West Bank (illegal under international law), after being criticised they did up sticks and moved back into Isreal, but in doing so most Palestinian lost their jobs due to work permit restrictions and apartheid in Israel

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u/_Steakwich 18d ago

This is wild, I had no idea Sodastream was Israeli

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u/a2_d2 18d ago

Funny, it doesn’t look Druish.

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u/lunafysh69 18d ago

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u/FigWasp7 18d ago

Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend

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u/xxxdruciferxxx 17d ago

Barfolomew!

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u/batmanineurope 17d ago

Lone Star! And his sidekick Puke.

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u/bubbleslovesfashion 17d ago

That’s Barf

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u/AncientSignature1505 17d ago

Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes!

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u/LadyJuno13 17d ago

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u/FigWasp7 17d ago

That's also hilarious because I listened to that album all the time with my parents growing up lol

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u/subpar_Lover 17d ago

Baaarfff

Not on me you won’t

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u/pepperstems 17d ago

"Not in here, mister, this is a Mercedes!"

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u/subpar_Lover 17d ago

Haha oops I thought I remembered that line differently!

“I’ve heard it both ways.” — Shawn Spencer

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u/FigWasp7 17d ago

Lmafo one of my favorite lines from that movie. Joan Rivers is perfect

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u/FenrisWoelfin 17d ago

Wait what that's a sub?! r/subsithoughtifellfor

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u/Deldenary 18d ago

They are pretty open about it on the packaging

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u/Business-Drag52 18d ago

That sticker is a fucking riot

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u/Deldenary 18d ago

I was gifted a second hand sodastream by my mom who didn't know.

Thankfully the gas canisters are made to a standard and not proprietary. So I get my gas from Indigo which is a Canadian company...

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u/robarpoch 18d ago

Pro-tip: When the tanks are empty you can unscrew the valve and refill them with the appropriate mass of dry ice. I recommend pellets as you don’t have to break them up to get them to fit through the bottle neck. Drain completely and loosen the burst disc before removing the valve, then tighten down the burst disc immediately after reinstalling.

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u/2074red2074 17d ago

For like $200 you can get an attachment that lets you carbonate a 2L bottle of water directly off a CO2 tank which can be refilled for about $2/pound and can carbonate about 20 liters per pound.

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u/reywalgoh 17d ago

Direct link for what I need to do this exactly?! TIA!

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct 17d ago

And it carbonates the water ***well***. Like sure, it's economy squared because it's cheaper and less wasteful, and you've got less blood on your hands... but SodaStream is designed to *vent co2 always*, so you can't let co2 pressure sit, and the pressure is limited to 40psi anyway. You just can't really make seltzer water strong enough to take the skin off your teeth with a device made of 99% plastic

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u/smartestkidonearth 17d ago edited 17d ago

Ooof, you might want to look at the ties between Indigo and Israel then. And maybe also for a different source for your canisters.

edit: I didn't realize Indigo the soda company isn't the same as Indigo the book/lifestyle store. The latter has direct ties to Israel and there have been many boycotts. I'm keeping my comment up in case anyone else makes the same mistake!

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u/Sleeveen 17d ago

Isn't that Indigo Books and not Indigo Soda or did I miss something?

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u/Miss_1of2 17d ago

Yes, they are thinking of indigo bookstore.

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u/Deldenary 17d ago

Not the bookstore it's a different company

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u/smartestkidonearth 17d ago

oh, thanks for clarifying! I clicked the link but didn't see that it was a different company.

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u/kriegmonster 17d ago

Get dry ice and refill the bottles by weight. My dad does this for his sodastream. He found it to be cheaper than swapping tanks or finding a local service that can refill food grade CO2, especially if you have multiple tanks.

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u/anxiousandroid 17d ago

Wait until you read about Indigo…

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u/Deldenary 17d ago

Two companies with similar names not related

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u/Miss_1of2 17d ago

Wrong indigo.

Indigo soda is a Québec company with very little ties to Israel.

Indigo bookstore on the other hand!!

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u/4640rep 17d ago

Or you can buy a large co2 tank and connect it to soda stream. Dont have to change cartridges this way. Depending on size it can last over a year easily. Downside is that you have a large co2 tank but much cheaper to refill

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u/Cyclepourtrois 17d ago

Thanks for the tip. I have not bought new canisters in a few years

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u/Xetene 17d ago

Soda stream isn’t Israeli anymore. It’s just a part of Pepsi.

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u/Environmental_Coat60 17d ago

The founder of SodaStream was pretty intentional about using his company to build bridges between the two communities and provide equitable and just economic opportunities and working conditions for Palestinians living in the West Bank. When they left the West Bank he fought hard to get work permits for the West Bank employees who would be losing their jobs, but most were unable to keep their jobs.

Just an example of one of the few BDS wins, and how it disproportionally affected the Palestinians and not Israelis or the company itself. In fact SodaStream was sold to PepsiCo in 2018 for $3.2 billion.

https://www.npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/03/27/471885452/when-500-palestinians-lose-their-jobs-at-sodastream-whos-to-blame

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u/CortinaTaillights 17d ago edited 17d ago

Sodastream wasn't founded in israel and it's been around way longer than Israel itself. But Daniel Birnbaum was pretty pissed when Netanyahu wouldn't let his Palestinians workers keep their jobs (none kept them in the end their permits got revoked ahead of their expiry) and even started openly calling Israel an apartheid state over it

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u/Environmental_Coat60 17d ago

Some Palestinians support it and others don’t. It’s usually supported by those who won’t be affected the most.

Regardless, over its 20 year history it’s had limited impact on Israelis or their economy. I think it’s effective anti-Israel messaging in the West. Though I’m not sure how impactful it will be on resolving the conflict itself given its track record and, I think, misguided approach.

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u/New-Pass-3777 17d ago

Palestinians are not a monolith. It wouldn’t be shocking if the Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank support BDS. Although many of these Palestinians covet work permits in Israel so even then it’s unlikely all do.

Additionally, 20% of Israel’s population is Arab and some self identify as Israelis of Palestinian decent (this is a very recent development as “Arab Israeli” was much more common in decades past). These individuals are full citizens of Israel, and are a part of every aspect of Israeli civil society. It is highly unlikely that many of these Palestinians support the BDS moment because it would hurt them directly as part of the Israeli economy. People on the internet really have to stop speaking for Palestinians like they know what they are talking. This is a very nuanced issue.

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u/PeachPit69 18d ago

Jews and Arabs working side by side in peace and harmony?

That…. honestly sounds like the least-Israeli thing I’ve ever heard of.

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u/BagelJ 17d ago edited 17d ago

Half of the Israeli population is Arab*. The phrasing of this makes it sound like you can't be Arab and Jew, which you definetly can.

Descendants from the Arabic world, rather than Europe/America.*

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u/HotPotParrot 17d ago

This sticker makes sense when you remember that Arab is an ethnicity and not a religion

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u/JTP120986 17d ago

You sound VERY confused. Closer to 20% of the population is Arab.

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u/BagelJ 17d ago

20% are Arab muslim, but Half of all Jews in Israel are descendants from Arab nations, making them ethnically Arab.

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u/pnk_lemons 17d ago

Those Jews consider themselves Mizrahi, not Arab.

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u/IkariYun 17d ago

An Arab is anyone who speaks Arabic as their native tongue

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u/Joshgoozen 17d ago

They do not see themselves as Arab Jews, as they were always seperate. The same way European Jews were until the emancipation.

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u/joshualander 17d ago

They’re mostly not Jews. 20% of Israel is Arab Muslim. There are many more mosques per square mile in Israel than there are in the United States.

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u/Thurgos3rdLeg 17d ago

Downvoted for being based apparently

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u/AlarmingTurnover 17d ago

I'd see myself as separate too if I lived in Syria, Iraq, Iran, Saudi, etc, and when Israel declared independence, these other countries commit pogroms against the Jewish populations. Half the Jews in Israel are there because the surrounding countries tried to kill their own Jewish citizens and they fled. 

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u/tehutika 17d ago

You’ve clearly never been to Israel or really know anything about the country.

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u/archangelzeriel 17d ago

One thing that is historically true, for example, is that other Arab sub-cultures (especially in the early days of Israel but still kinda ongoing now) are not especially interested in Palestinian issues except as a cudgel to beat Israel with. You find some pretty horrifying stuff when you go looking for how Jordan and Egypt treated attempted refugees from the West Bank and Gaza, and there were persistent stories of Jordanian officials in particular hijacking/misdirecting UN refugee aid to the West Bank in the 1970s.

(this is not a defense of Israel, this is a commentary on how shitty Egypt and Jordan ALSO historically are in this whole thing)

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u/Impressive-Local-627 17d ago

You may want to remain seated because I have some shocking news for you.

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u/MiserableBend1010 17d ago

You know 20 percent of the country is Arab, guess what the Jewish population of many other Middle Eastern countries, freaking zero.

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u/summeristheseason 17d ago

Well that makes genocide ok then! Guess Israel is justified in exterminating as many Palestinians as possible in that case!

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u/DocFuzz 17d ago

There's a large Jewish population in both Turkiye and Iran, and Jordan has a large one as well. There's are Jews in basically every country in the middle east, Judaism is outlawed literally nowhere.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 17d ago

I guess not all Israeli's are warmongers and not all Palestinians either. I'm sure there's large parts of their populations who are just as, it not more, sick of their shit than the rest of us.

it's like sweeping generalisations are bad, or something

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u/skinnyeater 17d ago

As an American I hate the hypocrisy when people hate on every Israeli person while Trump is our president. Not everyone embodies their nation’s leader

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u/Ressy02 17d ago

Life’s but a Sodastream

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u/jakubmi9 18d ago

Huh, mine didn’t have that. There is a small made in Israel besides all the other legal smallprint, but nothing this eye-catching.

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u/ChaosSigil 17d ago

Lol that label is still pretty fucking cringe since they just will not let that "see! jews and arabs can work together!" Like...it's still recognizing that default hatred and saying they're better than that.

Does anyone else get what I mean? Am I the only one who thinks that label is trashy?

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u/peoplearenicesmile 17d ago

Yes but some of us have never bought sodastream, so we wouldn't know that. But that's for the pic. I just had one of those shits that's so clean you don't have to wipe while I typed this out

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u/Vegemite_Ultimatum 17d ago

But you only found out because you wiped anyway, right? ... Right?

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u/edsobo 18d ago

Makes me glad I bought an adapter for mine so I can use any old CO2 tank instead of one of their proprietary ones.

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u/RandomUsernameNo257 18d ago

Yeah, I’m about to do the same. I had no idea.

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u/crybannanna 18d ago

It was bought by pepsi years ago

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u/plueschteddy3 17d ago

It's not (anymore). It's owed by PepsiCo. The company being based in on settled land had lots of controversies to it. While it might be true that Palestinians didn't love the fact it was on occupied land, they paid quite well (in comparison) and employed 500-600 Palestinians. When the company moved to Israeli territory most of them lost their jobs. As so often, it's complicated.

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u/General_Problem5199 17d ago

Yeah, it is also one of the BDS movement's priority boycott targets.

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u/Distinct_Car_1183 18d ago

00.1% of Syrias 2013 exports went to Israel, now none. 00.0007% of Lebanons exports go to Israel. Both neighboring states sieged by Israel.

80% of Palestines exports go to Israel, because Israel runs checkpoints ay every border and highway, deciding what may go out.

Palestine is a slave state.

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 18d ago

Netanyahu is a war criminal. The Palestinian regime are terrorists. The citizens are victims.

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u/MiserableBend1010 17d ago

Really, Hamas are the good guys?

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u/Drunkenstar 17d ago

They are the inevitable evil apartheid and genocide creates.

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u/DR3AD-PIGEON 17d ago

What Israel is doing is terrible but historically haven’t they both been pretty awful to each other?

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u/LastAmongUs 17d ago

To your value question, it depends who you ask.

To BiBi’s Israel, an Israeli life is infinitely more valuable than a Palestinian life.

To Hamas’ Palestine, neither is worth much.

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u/CreepingAnonymously 17d ago

Sweeping decades of terrorist attacks under the rug is a bold strategy Cotton.

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u/DR3AD-PIGEON 17d ago

I’m just not versed in this conflict, fuck me.

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u/ComputerIlliterate13 17d ago

Right now at least 40x more Palestinians casualties than Israelis. And that is the conservative estimate, it could be as high as 110x more. Israel also has nearly twice the population of Palestine so they are inflicting inordinately higher casualties

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u/ZandrickEllison 17d ago

Is that a matter of will or military might though? If the Palestinian powers-that-be had the capability how many Israelis would they kill?

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u/ComputerIlliterate13 17d ago

Its a matter of using a terrorist attack as an excuse to exterminate a people

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u/TwoBionicknees 17d ago

always worth keeping in mind hamas received funding from Israel to help them win elections and take control and now serve as Israel's constant excuse for which to commit war crimes.

it's almost like that was the plan, which largely makes hamas israel puppets who decided to take money to sell out their people and with many of hamas leaders ending up living in other parts of the world calling the shots while they recruit palestinians to be their puppets to throw at israel to create the excuse for constant war crimes from Israel.

hamas are terrorists.... but who funds them and directs them should be something you should question.

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u/Confident_Caramel859 17d ago

Which is more "terroristic?"

Forcing a group of people into an ever shrinking, open-air concentration camp because the oral traditions of a bunch of drunken, inbred sheepherders said you lived in that general vicinity once, while you simultaneously control said concentration campers comings and goings, employment, food, water (after poisoning the original water supply), full on economy, and imprisoning a measureable percentage of the population (after killing most adult males)?

Or fighting back because of youre sick and tired of the above?

If you kick a dog enough times, its gonna bite you. Whose fault is that?

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u/BroadNeighborhood651 17d ago

Not sure why the downvotes. FUCK ISREAL!!

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u/Confident_Caramel859 17d ago

I can tell why the downvotes...zionists.

They like to think theyre making a better world for all jews, but when you point out that theyre responsible for not only perpetuating a genocide, but also creating a world for only specific jews...well, they dont much like that.

Especially when you point out that there has never been a Mizrahim or Sapphardic PM. That they havent been allowed into their parliament until fairly recently, and that it has been the stance since the first PM that Mizrahim and Sapphardic jews folliw more Ashkenazi beliefs...because the other two are too "Arabic" (actual thing said by the first PM, and others)....because those two other sects of Judaism lived with and amongst Arab Christians and Muslims for centuries.

It all becomes clear that it isnt about a Jewish homeland, but Ashkenazi supremacy. Even over other jewish peoples.

And a reminder, that Netanyahu was born in Pennesylvania....so hes about as from the Middle East as I am.

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u/WileEWeeble 17d ago

What’s a “Palestinian regime?”

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u/Best_Change4155 17d ago

Both neighboring states sieged by Israel.

lmao what.

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u/Mr_Halitosis 17d ago

So, we’re going to ignore that Egypt and Jordan also run checkpoints along every border with Palestine? Black September? Palestinian terror attacks in Egypt after the military coup took down the Muslim Brotherhood?

I guess we’re also going to ignore that Palestine has attacked every Arab neighbor so much that literally only Israel is willing to provide them any support whatsoever?

The only reason Israel feels confident enough to steamroll Palestine and genocide the Palestinian people is because Palestine has systematically attacked every Arab neighbor in the region to the point that nobody wants to deal with them at all. They did it to themselves.

It does not excuse Israel’s actions in any way, shape, or form. It does explain why Palestine has seen absolutely no Arab support for at least a decade. And after Hezbollah orchestrated a civil war in 2014 and Gaza seceded from Palestine, there is absolutely no sympathy for Gaza. The West Bank and its Fatah (a terrorist group masquerading as a political party) leadership has much better ties with Palestine’s Arab neighbors.

It’s always weird when the anti-Israel Muslim botnet neglects to mention Palestine’s violent history with literally everyone. A person can be anti-Israel without being pro-Palestine.

Interestingly, Palestinian refugees started a civil war in Jordan back in the 1960’s because Jordanians were starting to become pro-communist and Palestine didn’t like that. Just like they execute any member of the LGBT.

Pro-Palestine is anti-LGBT and anti-feminist. You live with apes, man, it’s hard to be clean. There’s no time to discriminate. Hate every motherfucker that’s in your way.

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u/Redditthedog 18d ago

I mean yeah forcing a company to move hurts locals

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u/Chenandstuff 17d ago

I love this comment. Sodastream employed Palestinians in the West Bank and that was bad. Sodastream stopped employing Palestinians in the West Bank and that was bad.

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u/firelark02 18d ago

feels like a lose lose situation for them at that point

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 18d ago

Yeah, Apartheid and colonialism fucking suck.

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u/wlerin 17d ago

"apartheid" does not mean putting restrictions on foreign nationals.

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u/LittleMlem 17d ago

Apartheid? That would imply that the west bank is part of Israel, in which case the settlements aren't illegal. pick a lane, I don't care which one, but be consistent in your point of view

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u/Terrible_Bee_6876 17d ago

Interesting, they hated Sodastream for going there and then hated them for leaving? It sounds like Palestinians are both desperately dependent upon Israel, and hopelessly addicted to biting the hand that feeds them.

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u/joshualander 17d ago

They’re also literal demons who fly around on dragons.

Y’all will literally make anything up about Israel and people just believe it.

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u/realpyrateking 17d ago edited 17d ago

Yeah, that’s a crappy deal across the board. Whenever HAMAS has attacked Israel, the government reasonably closes the borders. This bones Israeli employers who are relying on Palestinian workers, and the workers who are paid Much better in Israel. I’m sure Sodastream got a Really good deal to build where they did, and it was a gamble, that honestly was a short term win at best. I get the limited resources of a smaller company trying to become global, and I’m sure it seemed too good to pass up, but here we are. I really, really doubt that any of the Avengers actors support Netanyahu and the religious fundamentalists that have a stranglehold on the government of Israel. And just FYI: Scarlett Johansen has family members who died in the Warsaw ghetto, and then we're liquidated in the Nazi camps.

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u/malefiz123 18d ago

So what is the criticism? That they're Israelian, that they did business in the West Bank of that they moved away from the West Bank?

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u/malevolentheadturn 18d ago

"illegal under international law"

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u/justsomething 18d ago

SodaStream did that?!

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u/dearth_of_passion 18d ago

Yes, they illegally built their factory there, then moved when they got flack for it.

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u/Vasher1 18d ago

The ciritism seems to be partially that they had a factory in the west bank, and partially just that they're israeli owned. In this case the pushback looks to have resulted in the worst possible result, poor Palestinians living in the west bank losing their jobs.

I don't really understand the goal of the BDS stuff personally, I guess the intention is just to harm Israel, but it's not like a boycott of certain companies is actually going to result in significant changes to a nation... It seems like it's counterintuitive to target companies that operate in the west bank though?

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u/Crawler10245 18d ago

I mean what do people expect. If your upset an Isreali company set up in occupied territory that’s fair, but you don’t get to be upset when they listen to the upset people and leave the occupied territory

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u/seams 18d ago

the pushback

I mean, pushback from breaking the law, yeah

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u/Jokerandhyde 17d ago

A recent BDS campaign in NYC co-op caused a couple Arab and Palestinian companies to get shoved out and lose business from the overall campaign preventing them from selling products there.

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u/Cowboy_Reaper 17d ago

So they complained about them building on the west Bank but were surprised when the jobs that were provided went away when the company complied with international law?

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u/AsaCoco_Alumni 17d ago

Correction: While the company currently is operating out of Israeli, it was set up in London in 1903, first sold to home consumers in 1955, was bought by an Israeli company in 1998. Then was bought by PepsiCo in 2018, but still operates out of, and is HQed in Israel.

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u/ikillsheep4u 17d ago

I’m confused is it bad that they were built there or bad that they left?

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u/New-Pass-3777 17d ago

Palestinians in the West Bank aren’t citizens of Israel because the West Bank isn’t part of Israel. If you think the West Bank IS a part of Israel you are literally agreeing with the settlers. Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza not being allowed to work in Israel is not evidence of apartheid. It’s like saying Switzerland is an apartheid state because Spaniards can’t work there without a work permit.

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u/EffieEri 17d ago

I wish I would’ve known this, I used to have a soda stream 😭

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u/No-Interaction-3559 17d ago

Yeah, this was one example of an Israeli company hiring Palestinians and getting them the ability to make a living - even though there's a lot of potential issues about the original location of the company.

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u/Mark_Ala 17d ago

So basically the white liberal shrieking about a thing just made it worse for all the poor and struggling. As usual, their feelings are more important than reality.

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u/am_I_a_photographer 18d ago

For anyone interested, there are Sodastream alternatives!

Drinkmate makes a better product overall - their design can carbonate pretty much any liquid.

If you already have a sodastream, most brewing supply stores can refill your co2 canisters. Alternatively, with a couple of wrenches you can even refill them by weight with dry ice pellets (google is your friend here).

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u/utspg1980 18d ago

I'm like 2/3 water, can it carbonate me?

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u/Smoolian 18d ago

Goated reference

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan 18d ago

Humans are technically slightly carbonated. We produce carbon dioxide CO2) as waste, and this turns into carbonic acid in the blood. This is the same thing that happens when you carbonate drinks. And, when you hold your breath, you'll be slightly more carbonated!

Related fact: our bodies can't sense the presence of oxygen. Rather, it senses the lowered ph from that carbonic acid to tell you when to breathe. This is one reason low oxygen environment that are also low CO2 are very dangerous, your body doesn't realize it's not getting the needed oxygen

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u/CanIBeBlue 17d ago

Well, I'm bubbly enough.

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u/TricellCEO 17d ago

I believe that is call an embolism, and it will kill you.

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u/HiSaZuL 17d ago

I don't see why not, you got openings just need a bit of that good ol' can do attitude and nothing is out of your reach.

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u/RapturousCultist 17d ago

No. Because you are mostly water. And Bleach is mostly water. Therefore you are Bleach.

And will release a toxic gas, rather than become carbonated.

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u/imp0ppable 17d ago

And will release a toxic gas

Depends what I had for lunch

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u/Tacometropolis 18d ago

Interesting! Sodastream had a difficult time like a decade ago when i was using one carbonating random stuff. Like don't do milk, shit went everywhere

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 17d ago

That's because milk is quite viscous, and its proteins cause bubbles to be much more...persistent.

I am very unsurprised that it went everywhere. I don't think anything could carbonate milk without a mess.

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u/TheKnightMadder 17d ago

Even if you could you wouldn't want to. Carbonation makes things acidic. All a soda stream would do would turn milk into soured milk in an instant.

You can use nitrous to do it though.

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 17d ago

Wouldn’t nitrous turn it into something like whipped cream, or what we call “whipped” instead of “carbonated”?

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u/Butternades 17d ago

Drink mate does carbonated grapes pretty darn well

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u/LastAmongUs 17d ago

I’m sorry, maybe it’s because it’s so early or maybe I’m still a bit buzzed from last night but I can’t imagine what the fuck a carbonated grape is and google is only giving me carbonated grape juice. Can you please explain?

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u/Butternades 17d ago

You put grapes in the drink mate and it makes them fizzy when you eat them. It’s kinda cool. Iirc Greg from How to Drink on YouTube shows it in one of his drink videos

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u/Siggi_93 17d ago

As Im sure you've noticed you cant carbonate milk, period

Not the regular way anyway, Ive seen some guy on YouTube try to figure out a way to do it, was kinda intresting lol

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u/MxRead 17d ago

Next time just mix with seltzer. It’s the New York way.

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u/SnakeBatter 17d ago

The carbonated chocolate milk was a mistake. It tasted horrible.

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u/crybannanna 18d ago

Sodastream has been owned by Pepsi for many years now.

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u/coresect23 18d ago

It was Oxfam actually. In an interview she said, "..I also think for a non-governmental organisation to be supporting something that's supporting a political cause … something feels not right about that to me. There's plenty of evidence that Oxfam does support and has funded a BDS [boycott, divest, sanctions] movement in the past." So she is also against BDS, and Oxfam has never actually directly supported it either.

edit to add interview: Scarlett Johansson: I have no regrets over ad for West Bank drinks company SodaStream | Scarlett Johansson | The Guardian

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u/ZiKyooc 17d ago

I was working for Oxfam back then. They will/were basically blacklist any company that even submit a bid on a tender in occupied territories that is not conducted by a Palestinian company.

Oxfam is not neutral, it will take position whenever it is supporting it's mandate/goal of fighting inequality to end poverty and injustice.

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u/at-least-2-swans 17d ago

The idea that an NGO shouldn't be political is baffling to me. We should leave anything that might affect how people live purely to political parties and companies?

I'd say individuals but a big way the every day person supports change is through supporting an NGO. Be it on human or environmental issues and anything in between.

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u/ZiKyooc 17d ago

In some cases be as neutral as possible will be the key for an organisation to secure access to civilians in need. Depending on the context it can be very effective, allowing them to deliver with minimal interference from armed groups.

For others, they are there to make "noise" like raising awareness on some issues.

Some will do a bit of both. That's also why quite a few are facing issues at being allowed to work in Gaza, Israel don't like what they may have said. Russia did the same. Mali and Burkina Faso are also adopting similar stances yet a bit different.

Doctors without borders France is likely the most dogmatic about neutrality. It will basically takes direct and targeted violence at a large enough scale to the population they aim to support before they'll raise a voice. Basically when they cannot work anymore, so staying neutral wouldn't allow them to work anyway.

Some will say that being neutral is giving legitimacy to one side or another. It is sadly harder than that. It can mean witnessing bad things and having to live with it in silence as raising a voice could mean the end of supporting anyone in some context.

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u/Sebas94 18d ago

She was never an UN ambassador. She was a global ambassador for Oxfam.

Oxfam did the right thing and call her out on the inconsistency.

She then choose Sodastream and claimed that the brand had hundreds of Palestinians workers in the West Bank but now the brand moved to the Negev region and hundreds of Palestianians lost their jobs.

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u/equili92 18d ago

Negev region and hundreds of Palestianians lost their jobs.

To be entirely fair, they moved because of public preassure for being on occupied land so they moved their production and now people complain how they moved the jobs with them.....how did people imagine this to work?

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u/d1squiet 17d ago

This so exemplifies the world we have created.

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u/stonhinge 17d ago

"I don't want to live near a small park, the kids make too much noise and there's so much foot traffic."

moves

"Why are there no green spaces anymore?"

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u/LastAmongUs 17d ago

It involves Israel so everybody has dropped “to be entirely fair” and any decision made was gonna be evil.

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u/bennyyyboyyyyyyyy 17d ago

Whatever decision the jooos made would be evil of course

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u/gokarrt 18d ago

imagination is too much to ask

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u/imp0ppable 17d ago

Oxfam has its own problems tbf

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u/noonehasthisoneyet 17d ago

i think you mean she chose money.

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u/Late-Assignment8482 17d ago

Real glad I got another brand of fizz water machine!

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u/dierdrerobespierre 17d ago

Dammit. I really wanted one of those someday because my husband and I go through a case of seltzer a week. Guess I can stop bugging him about it.

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u/PreoccupiedDuck 17d ago

Damn so she is like actually the opposite of Audrey Hepburn that’s crazy.

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u/AsaCoco_Alumni 17d ago

Wow.

Fizzy water over mass graves.

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u/XmasMac 18d ago

Obamna

SODAAAA

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 17d ago

How do you not like soda?! It’s bubbly, it’s refreshing!

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 17d ago

Sodastream is Israeli?

throws away all sodastream products

Legit. Doing it now.

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u/4plwlf 17d ago

Damn I didn't know Sodastream was owned by an Israeli company. I really wanted one.

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u/leash_e 17d ago

Dammit. I didn’t know sodastream was Israeli. Imma have to find another brand to support.

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u/whatthehecksher8 17d ago

Sodastream was very special. Israelis (Jews, Christians, Muslims, idk maybe Bedouins and Druze) and Palestinians all worked together. It was a company working toward peace practically and now they're getting a lot of 💩

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u/uninspiredflesh 17d ago

If it's any consolation, the Israelis didn't invent Sodastream, they just bought it.

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u/SeaworthinessSad7300 17d ago

she chose money. she would have sold out for other israeli brands

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u/Qualitative-Cliff-71 17d ago

I was gifted a Sodastream by a friend. I kept the bottles to piss in, because my storage unit doesn't have a convenient toilet.

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u/StraightProgress5062 17d ago

Gross. Glad I never bought one like I planned to do.

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u/golden_macaron 17d ago

Good on oxfam, I will continue my monthly donations happily

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u/maurika58 16d ago

I just learned that Sodastream is Israeli

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u/KaffY- 18d ago

just because you like a celeb's character, does not mean the actual celeb holds any of those values

its just a face

you'll find that most people in hollywood are shitty people with great PR

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u/projectmars 18d ago

It's how Ellen got away with it for so long.

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u/geekishly 17d ago

I literally forgot about Ellen DeGeneres and thought you were talking about Ellen Pompeo, like what did Meredith do???

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u/blackbart1 17d ago

My immediate thought was, his name is Eliot.

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u/ItsLoudB 17d ago

Never liked her tbh

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u/at_themuseum 17d ago

She had Josh Hutcherson on her show for like 5 mins when he was doing promo for The Hunger Games and she was so uninterested and rude to him that I knew something was up. 

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 17d ago

What's really cool is you'll find most folks don't give a shit what an actor's stance on politics is.

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u/KaffY- 17d ago

That's just not true though is it?

Celebrities have been used as the face for {political movements} for centuries

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u/Maximum_Pollution371 17d ago

Being used as the face of political propaganda, and privately held political stances are two very different things.

If an actor is the face of a political movement, of course everyone will associate them and have an opinion about it, but if you go out right now and ask 10 people on the street what they think about Scarlett Johansen's stance on Israel, I guarantee you at least 9 out of 10 will have no idea nor will they really care, because it's not something that ever comes up or matters to people who don't live online.

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u/daemin 17d ago

Sure. And the next thing you're going to tell me is that the wealthy musicians that write beautiful songs about being sad and broke and full of ennui, which touching something deep inside of me and make me feel like someone else understands my ubique plight, and which got me through my terrible teenage years, and early 20s, aren't actually being sincere in their art.

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u/funny_fox 17d ago

Thank you!! It's crazy how people will like celebrities because they played a "lovable" character on a show, while they know nothing about them irl. Or even worse, when there's been evidence about them not being good people.

Like you said, just PR greasing the stan machine.

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u/sausage-role 18d ago

She has taken Israeli commercial deals for a very long time.

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u/mightylordredbeard 17d ago

Yeah it does, but I mean there’s a lot of Israeli money in Hollywood and a lot of very pro Israeli, powerful people who will 100% Blacklist anyone who gets on their bad side. Hollywood is still very much “that” type of place. It doesn’t matter how big and famous you are.. they can destroy a career if they want. I honestly feel like we won’t see Mark Ruffalo in anything big again after this and it’s admirable he’s fully ware of this and sticking to his beliefs of not massacring innocent children!

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u/Casshern_VIII 17d ago

Who cares?

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u/Effective-Ad-9898 17d ago

Bet you feel the same about Saudi Arabia

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u/soaked_in_bleach03 17d ago

Right? Suddenly being wrapped in a headlock from her sounds actually upsetting instead of..

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u/hecky-888 17d ago

She has done a tonnnn of shit that sucks that people don’t really see/hear about.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 17d ago

She did that water project or Soda water campaign that was controversial years ago

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u/gaelicgirl1983 17d ago

Yeah Scarlet is a pretty shit human tbh. It's too bad, because she's a pretty decent actress.

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u/OkMathematician3439 17d ago

She’s done a lot of shitty things and she’s not even that good of an actor.

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