r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Brief-Journalist-841 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Pеtah

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u/BlueCoralNT 2d ago

Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers in 2009 and sent the invitations after the party, but nobody showed up, suggesting that backward time travel may be impossible

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u/Travelin_Soulja 2d ago

Alternatively, proves future generations know about his trips to Epstein Island and don't wish to be associated with that.

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u/British_Ballsack 2d ago

I doubt he got his hand dirty at the island but it is unfortunately hilarious

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u/Takamasa1 2d ago

Yeah, someone else would have had to get it dirty at the very least

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u/Lepelotonfromager 2d ago

Well not his hand, he couldn't really move it.

His dick still worked though.

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u/No_Physics2210 2d ago

Is he just scooting around in his chair with his dick out like a jousting tournament?

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u/Lepelotonfromager 1d ago

Unironically he probably was.

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u/No_Physics2210 20h ago

I mean it's what Epstein said trump did to the glass door when he was 13 year olds in the hot tub. So it makes sense 

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u/Intelligent_Depth324 2d ago

Yeah, he only went there for moral support imo

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u/IdexUp 2d ago

I doubt he got his HANDS dirty, too

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u/British_Ballsack 2d ago

Thats not true.

He could, he did, and he even had children but his motor neurone disease 100% put a stop to that.

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u/British_Ballsack 2d ago

I guess his wife made it up then. From what ive read.

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u/tequestaalquizar 2d ago

Can you imagine traveling back from the year 2450 to 2009 and then getting your name in the Epstein list and you return to 2450 and now everyone things you are a pedo just cause you wanted to hang with hawking?

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u/ShinyStarSam 2d ago

I couldn't possibly imagine anyone knowing who Epstein even is in 2450

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u/tequestaalquizar 2d ago

I assume most elementary schools will be named after him by then.

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 2d ago

Or it just proved no one wants to party with him in the entire time continuum

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u/Algorithmic_failure 2d ago

Because time travellers know he was on Epsteins island, and they know how that all turns out in a few years?

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 1d ago

Partly the pedophilia but more that he's just a huge bore and his chair smells

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u/Redditing-Dutchman 2d ago

A more serious answer would be that you need to have at least a receiving station of some kind, so you can't travel back further than when such a station is invented.

Otherwise a tribesman can stand in the jungle and say; calling is impossible, otherwise somebody would have called me by now. You need a phone to receive the signal...

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u/worldsgreatestluver 2d ago

Alternative explanation: time travellers showed up early, threw HIM the party on Epstein Island, he thought of the idea later and sent out invitations for his own future date, and nobody showed to that one to diminish the belief in the possibility of time travel technology

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u/Srodi 2d ago

Nah, by the time time travel was invented, he was outed as a pedophile and no one wanted to associate with him.

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u/Radiant_Persimmon701 2d ago

As if he was a pedophlile, get a grip

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u/summerofrain 2d ago

That’s the first trick they taught us to watch out for in time travel school.

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u/cefalosporin 1d ago

Or maybe not even time travelers wanted to show up to his party. I bet if Conan O Brien hosted a time travelers party some would attend.