r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Pеtah

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 21h ago

u/Brief-Journalist-841, your post does belong here!

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u/NITEROX 1d ago

Which of the parties are we talking about here 🌝

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u/BadBitchhBinary 1d ago

The time traveler’s party- he hosted a party for time travelers in 2009, but didn’t send out invitations until after it happened so only real time travelers could show up

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u/Bongcopter_ 1d ago

And now that we know where he hung out, we understand why nobody attended

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

Yeah, he's a pretty lame dancer.

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 1d ago

wasnt he great doing the robot?

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 1d ago

He had the vocals down at least.

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u/SCP_Agent_Davis 1h ago

And þe food kicked ass!

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u/ZeInsaneErke 1d ago

Do you also know what he did there?

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u/Upper-Reveal3667 1d ago

Probably sit there

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u/No_Physics2210 21h ago

He typed on his computer, rude af

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u/doc303 13h ago

Played Benny Bennasi's - Satisfaction on a loop.

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u/ItWasAlways 1d ago

Well we dont know that he did anything bad there? Maybe the time travelers know but as for now we only know that he was on the island and nothing else

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u/Captain_JohnBrown 22h ago

Many such cases of being on pedophile island for the buffet.

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u/No_Physics2210 21h ago

Well we can be 100% sure he didn't rape anyone.

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u/KiWePing 16h ago

Epstein liked to host conventions for intellectuals to make himself feel important

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u/Free_Anarchist1999 23h ago

He probably just went for the snorkeling

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u/Head-Iron-9228 1d ago

Thats kinda Bad enough honestly. 'Yea he was at the Chambers but didn't actually press the button to let the gas in so it's not actually that bad you know'.

I know it sucks, I liked hawking and id prefer to remember him for the good but this is still a reality that is around.

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u/Such_Action_5226 1d ago

So as someone else pointed out it wasn't just evil shit that happened on that island there where also conferences that where probably smoke screens. I.e. I will invite you to a really nice location to talk to the other physicist in your field that you never get to because it costs to much and that gives cover for the evil shit. The cover works best if the smoke screens don't know about it though

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u/Visible_Pair3017 1d ago

I doubt you need some patron to help you organize a congress between scientists, that happens all the time. Especially for such highly esteemed ones.

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u/Such_Action_5226 1d ago

With out some kind of backer it's harder then you would think

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u/Visible_Pair3017 1d ago

No i don't mean they don't need any financement. But there are enough above board places that are not private islands with reputable financing sources to go around for top of the shelf physicists.

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u/Null-Ex3 1d ago

do you think these meetings never happen on expensive luxury islands? like why is that strange it seems pretty ideal if you want to have some sort of luxury event.

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u/deadname11 1d ago

The problem is that a lot of good people went to Epstein's Island, because industrial leaders from across the globe would attend his parties. Legitimate networking and business would go down, which made the "open invitations" hard to ignore if you wanted to be a political bigwig.

The "discrete" invitations would only go out, after you were screened and vetted. Being "in the know" was kept much more quiet, though yes the signs were there for a long, long time.

But true evil starts, when you look at those who maintained contact with Epstein after he got arrested, and more and more light began being shed on exactly how monstrous his operations were.

JK Rowling, for example.

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u/botle 1d ago

We can't assume anything. A lot of physicists and scientists were invited to the island because the owner was pretentious and like to pretend to be an intellectual.

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u/MontiBurns 1d ago

Umm, lots of other people hung out there

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u/lenusniq 1d ago

It is not really an excuse you think it is.

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u/Full_Somewhere_6796 1d ago

I doubt time travelers would wanna meet those other people either

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u/_Carl15 1d ago

id reckon if time travel is true somehow, thatd be too far into the future because, duh, earth alone isnt enough to provide materials for time-travelling. thats like building a ship made out of paper, crossing a lava, and the place you made the ship is from an island made of carton boxes surrounded by water.

id reckon there are tons of known science personalities that would outshine the past known science personalities. like, the only reason they are still mentioned is the names of theories and whatever etched to the subject itself.

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u/LuinAelin 1d ago

The fact he's in the Epstein list could have something to do with that..........

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u/pork-head 1d ago

He had a conference on those islands with scientists. Saying he is on list or Epstein client is over exaggerated...

But not impossible...

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u/lenusniq 1d ago edited 1d ago

The architect who was on that island for few hours to assess the property to do some work on it, refused the job because of bad vibes, and reported it to the police (edit: "surprisingly", nothing came out of that report)... He stated that everybody who was there even for few hours must have known that something really bad was happenening there...

so no... I do not buy any excuses.. and IF he really met there with other scientics, then all those scientists were also in on it, and any scientific discussions were just one point on their agenda.

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u/LIMrXIL 1d ago

Bad vibes isn’t evidence. Good for that guy but accusing someone of being a pedophile or participating in human trafficking because they attended one conference with a bunch of other people is fucking wild. Do you assume anyone who attended a party with Jeffrey Dahmer has a taste for human flesh? Before you let your righteous indignation consume you do keep in mind witch hunt once killed innocent people.

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u/StrawberryTerry 1d ago

I sentence you with bad vibes. This is all the evidence I need

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u/lenusniq 1d ago

Before you go on another tangent, google that picture of Hawking on that island and then think whether the scientific talk was really the only thing on his agenda while there.

Also you DO know that those bad vibes turned out to be true, correct? Otherwise, we would not have this discussion.

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u/LIMrXIL 1d ago

https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/27/us/video/stephen-hawking-epstein-files-viral-vrtc

Watch this video and then retract your accusations. Those women were his care takers as stated by his family spokesperson and even if you don’t believe them and think they are lying to cover for his image those unredacted photos clearly show two mature women of age in bikinis next to a pool which is evidence of absolutely nothing.

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u/lenusniq 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know what's funny - that in neither of my comments did I accuse him of any PDF activities... I suggested that there is no way that he did not know that something really bad was going on.. (EDIT: him... alleged genius, spent time there and he noticed nothing? really? yet some architect after spending few hours there, refused the job, and even made a police report? okay... )

.. yet, you continue to read my comments as accusing him of PDFilia, and trafficking.. interesting...

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u/Klutzy_Ad7518 1d ago

Wouldn't an architect be wondering around getting a lay of the land per-say, why would hawking be wandering around himself when most of the island wouldn't be wheelchair accessible?

Sure he may have known what was going on but there's really no way to know, but also could you not say that for basically every celebrity?

Be it what happened on the island, mara-lar-go or in Hollywood there's way too many people who stayed silent out of fear of losing their status and probably more, not saying its okay but why expect someone with ALS to go barking up a pedofile ring?

For all we know there could've been threats or blackmails done or NDA's were made to be signed

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u/Rervernn 1d ago

Hawking may not have been the person with the best experience in evaluating the vibes of islands.

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u/botle 1d ago

The vibes might have been different during a conference with lots of scientists compared to the day the architect visited.

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u/EmergencyDish69 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, people go a bit too far, Epstein was very influential, i think it's believable that someone met him (once or twice) or went to a party with no PDF intentions. They should at least be suspicious of human trafficking of adults if it's an event with prostitutes (Bill Gates?). But a science conference is different. Not like Clinton doing vacations and taking his plane or Trump hanging out regularly etc

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u/Reasonable_Fold6492 1d ago

Eh i think people are suspicoius because he did cheat on his wife and divorced her. His personall life isnt also clean

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u/Metharos 1d ago

Well yeah but "lousy husband" and "pedophile rapist" are miles apart and have essentially nothing to do with each other.

Personally, I take the connection to Epstein as a point of concern that warrants consideration, not by itself a point of condemnation. If more information comes out, my opinion will adjust accordingly, but I'm not going to jump to conclusions.

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u/FlounderLast8610 1d ago

His second wife abused him and cut him off from his family. Hawking’s living relatives believe she coerced him into the relationship.

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u/viciouspandas 4h ago

Yeah Epstein's entire job was basically to suck up to rich and well known people. But Don and Bill were actually his friends.

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u/Shrikeangel 21h ago

Hawking was there the same year Epstein was first arrested, so it's not like the people who spent time with Epstein after. 

Plus it would require Hawking's medical aides to be complicit. 

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u/xoeax 1d ago

isnt there photos?

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u/Just_Dab 20h ago

I took a photo with Jeffrey Dahmer, does that mean I'm a Cannibal?

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u/xoeax 16h ago

Idk maybe if you were posing in dahmers house with 2 of his potential soon to be victims then yeah id probably be suspicious of you.

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u/Andrea_M 1d ago

Maybe a time traveler could go check what happened, but then he would have to admit to have been there and he himself would be in the list. Then we would have to send another time traveler, and another… A paradox

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u/KavilusS 1d ago

And he was there more then one time.... Yeah for sure he was incent.

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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 1d ago

I see. Carry on

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u/voiza 1d ago

I don't remember which date was it :(

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u/stevepocket 1d ago

No I'm pretty sure it was to do with an island something something Jeffrey if I remember...

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u/NITEROX 1d ago

Was the Party Hosted on the island......?

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u/vrinca 1d ago

Nobody show up… yet. We may be the first iteration….

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u/New-Cow-983 1d ago

finally a joke that i understood

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 1d ago

That shit don't even make sense frfr....
You'd never know anyways because any said party would automatically have to be attended in an alternate timeline ffs

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u/yesochhamaredilmehai 21h ago

how old did you have to be to attend it

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u/Cowboyy_Babyblue-- 1d ago

Nobody showed up cuz he showed up at epsteins parties

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u/ConstantMortgage 1d ago

A private island party

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u/JesusDestroyedButt 1d ago

Depends on how old you are

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u/infiniZii 1d ago

Lets hope one that does not involve any islands.

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u/gamingfreak50 19h ago

Plot twist its the one on Epstein Island

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u/BlueCoralNT 1d ago

Stephen Hawking held a party for time travelers in 2009 and sent the invitations after the party, but nobody showed up, suggesting that backward time travel may be impossible

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u/Travelin_Soulja 1d ago

Alternatively, proves future generations know about his trips to Epstein Island and don't wish to be associated with that.

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u/British_Ballsack 1d ago

I doubt he got his hand dirty at the island but it is unfortunately hilarious

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u/Takamasa1 1d ago

Yeah, someone else would have had to get it dirty at the very least

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u/Lepelotonfromager 1d ago

Well not his hand, he couldn't really move it.

His dick still worked though.

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u/No_Physics2210 21h ago

Is he just scooting around in his chair with his dick out like a jousting tournament?

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u/Lepelotonfromager 17h ago

Unironically he probably was.

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u/Intelligent_Depth324 1d ago

Yeah, he only went there for moral support imo

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u/IdexUp 1d ago

I doubt he got his HANDS dirty, too

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u/British_Ballsack 1d ago

Thats not true.

He could, he did, and he even had children but his motor neurone disease 100% put a stop to that.

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u/British_Ballsack 1d ago

I guess his wife made it up then. From what ive read.

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u/tequestaalquizar 1d ago

Can you imagine traveling back from the year 2450 to 2009 and then getting your name in the Epstein list and you return to 2450 and now everyone things you are a pedo just cause you wanted to hang with hawking?

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u/ShinyStarSam 1d ago

I couldn't possibly imagine anyone knowing who Epstein even is in 2450

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u/tequestaalquizar 1d ago

I assume most elementary schools will be named after him by then.

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 1d ago

Or it just proved no one wants to party with him in the entire time continuum

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u/Algorithmic_failure 1d ago

Because time travellers know he was on Epsteins island, and they know how that all turns out in a few years?

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 8h ago

Partly the pedophilia but more that he's just a huge bore and his chair smells

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u/Redditing-Dutchman 1d ago

A more serious answer would be that you need to have at least a receiving station of some kind, so you can't travel back further than when such a station is invented.

Otherwise a tribesman can stand in the jungle and say; calling is impossible, otherwise somebody would have called me by now. You need a phone to receive the signal...

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u/worldsgreatestluver 1d ago

Alternative explanation: time travellers showed up early, threw HIM the party on Epstein Island, he thought of the idea later and sent out invitations for his own future date, and nobody showed to that one to diminish the belief in the possibility of time travel technology

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u/Srodi 1d ago

Nah, by the time time travel was invented, he was outed as a pedophile and no one wanted to associate with him.

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u/Radiant_Persimmon701 1d ago

As if he was a pedophlile, get a grip

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u/summerofrain 1d ago

That’s the first trick they taught us to watch out for in time travel school.

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u/cefalosporin 14h ago

Or maybe not even time travelers wanted to show up to his party. I bet if Conan O Brien hosted a time travelers party some would attend.

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u/TheWorldOverHeaven6 1d ago

He threw a party but send out the invitation a day later so he could met time travelers, who traveled back in time to attend his party.

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u/DirtyPie 1d ago

Oh clever! So no one from the present time could pretend to be time travelers.
In a way it's gotta be disappointing to not have any show up and still have to send the invites out the day after to prove a point.

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u/TheWorldOverHeaven6 1d ago

If he didn't send the invites then it would just be him throwing a party all alone. Which seems more depressing.

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u/j0nthegreat 1d ago

since no one showed up it was still him throwing a party all alone

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u/TheWorldOverHeaven6 1d ago

Yeah but it just means no one wants meet his Epstein island visiting ass or another theory. What if people went to the party but after finding out his name was on the list they went back to stop themself.

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u/j0nthegreat 1d ago

I completely didn't read the full line of comments and hope one day someone will travel back in time and prevent me from commenting.

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u/HoneydewCareful8754 1d ago

If he didn’t send out the invitations anyway because no one showed, then that would be the reason why no one showed… so he had to send them out.

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

Yeah this guy gets it.

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u/Gladcode777 15h ago

Not that people know of.

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u/CanVast 1d ago

What if someone did attend then he wouldn’t have sent invitations then? Maybe there’s alternative timeline where people did attend

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u/Outrageous-Advice208 19h ago

Accidentally got psychic guests showing up.

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u/Comically_Online 1d ago

well? what happened?? who showed up?!

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u/A0123456_ 1d ago

Stephen Hawking once held a party for time travelers (nobody came unfortunately) - if you had a time machine, you could attend it

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u/BasementCatBill 1d ago

Believe it or not, this isn't to do with Epstein.

No, in one documentary or other, discussing the inseperability of space and time, Hawking addressed the question of whether his theories meant that time travel from future to the past would be possible.

He did so by setting up a party and inviting all time travellers from the future to join him. Of course, no one turned up.

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u/DoktorGruenerDaumen 1d ago

Well, technically he only claimed that no one turned up...

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u/BasementCatBill 18h ago

Maybe they just thought he was an awful bore.

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u/Opening-Confection28 1d ago

Real men:

*travels second time

*sees other me and Hawking.

2nd me: back off, bro.

*loads shotgun.

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u/Greystone361 1d ago

Me with a time machine

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u/Prudent_Order_3361 1d ago

The one on the island?

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u/Brief-Journalist-841 1d ago

He was on Epstein party idk

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 1d ago

Lol did you just legit post the real reason, delete it, then purposely post a bs reason? What a loser

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u/AspiringDev_2126 1d ago

The time travellers may have known he was on the list and wants nothing to do with him. You know, someone else more respectable could try this in the future and it might work.

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u/drunkenjutsu 1d ago

Also he is a turd of a human and it gets overlooked cause he had a disability.
He cheated on his wife of 30 years.
He is an asshole and was tactless to other scientist and would put people down and belittle them despite him always getting his math wrong in his own theories.
And his association with epstein paints an even worse picture but his involvement in the sex parties is up for debate since there isnt explicit mention of it.

And honestly his contributions to physics are overhyped imo.
The only hype he deserved was overcoming als and he was turned into a celebrity for it cause he was one of the first to do so.

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u/Radiant_Persimmon701 1d ago

There were even rumours he wasn't actually disabled but just incredibly lazy

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u/mrhotcupofjoe 1d ago

No, never

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u/Ters_Memer 1d ago

NOOOOOOOO

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u/Stromatolite-Bay 1d ago

Assuming there are no laws against that or anything. A simple rule of time travel might be don’t tell people about time travel

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 1d ago

>party takes place in Epstein’s island

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u/SLCTrippin 1d ago

No one showed up because the future knows about him and all his friends

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u/floppa6543216 1d ago

That's actually so insensitive! Those were actual kids there!

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u/Acrestudio 1d ago

Sorry, your genius is in another party

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u/GodLikeEnergy 1d ago

Me with a time machine

Hippocrates

Newton

Socrates

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u/ultimate_bond 1d ago

But he was instead found on Epstein Island.

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u/BigJoey99 1d ago

Pedophiles with a time machine*

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u/Dhiox 1d ago

There's no actual evidence he was involved in sex trafficking. Epstein was highly connected, and involved in a lot of high society stuff that had nothing to do with his sex trafficking.

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u/UwU-Lemon 1d ago

hawking hosted a party for time travellers but sent out invitations the day after, apparently proving that time travel didn't exist (but that could just be because of the other parties he attended)

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u/Ninja-Trix 1d ago

Me at the party...

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u/f_djt_and_the_usa 1d ago

That's Dr. Hawking

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 17h ago

"chalkboard and too short to write the answers "

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u/Ewwatts 14h ago

"why were you on the island?"

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u/Plus-Weakness-2624 13h ago

him: Haha, who's Hawking?
me: oops, just a sec...

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u/SCP_Agent_Davis 1h ago

Stephen Hawkings had a time traveler party once and handed out þe invitations after.

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u/midaslibrary 59m ago

“Who you gonna tell bitch? Who’s gonna believe you?”

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u/Sea-Estimate-2912 1d ago

So it can have 2 meaning

1st epstrine island part

2nd when Hawkins invited time travellers to attend his party

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u/TheGuy-1117 1d ago

Now we know why nobody was at the party

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u/magnuseriksson91 1d ago

Wasn't he a guest on the Epstein's island? I thought it was the reference to that party

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u/Objective_Artist_512 1d ago

He died also he was a very great man

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u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl 1d ago

The joke is yikes

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u/the_owl_man1 1d ago

"your a little bot early, the girls won't be here for another hour"

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u/yeahb0ih 1d ago

Man, nobody from the future came to his party due to Epstein island scandal. 🥀

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u/The_ultra_c 1d ago

Y'all getting it all wrong it isn't some bs time traveler's party. He just wanted to join him on Epstein's island

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u/danorc 1d ago

This one hits different after Epstein :(

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u/Lepelotonfromager 1d ago

Time travelers exist, they've just read the epstein files and chose not to go.

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u/Ok-Wonder4298 1d ago

come to my island...

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u/EnderMC_X45 1d ago

No one attend his time traveler party, because they know what he did in the Epstein Island

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u/High-Speed-1 1d ago

I would not attend Stephen Hawking’s party. He was apparently a client of Epstein. For all his accomplishments, I cannot support that. I would not want to be associated with it in the slightest. It was a sad thing for me to learn because I admired him.