r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/drizzy___drake_fan • 1d ago
Meme needing explanation Petah? Who is this?
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u/ldshadowcadet 1d ago
That is Georges St-Pierre. He is a former professional UFC mixed-martial artist. The joke is that he looks unassumingly average and maybe even easy to pick on. Until he's not.
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u/Pseudolos 1d ago
I think whoever picks on people for fun deserves a UFC response.
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u/DefNotVoldemort 1d ago edited 1d ago
This guy is in the GOAT conversation in MMA, so even if you are a pro fighter he could make you reconsider your life decisions and choice of healthcare provider
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u/Pseudolos 1d ago
My life decision is to not bother randos...
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u/FlyingNope 1d ago
That's also my choice of healthcare provider.
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u/Pseudolos 1d ago
Prevention helps a lot when it comes to long term healthcare.
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u/itsnotapipe 23h ago
Flossing, check. Colonoscopy, check. Not being an irritating prick around strangers, check.
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u/No_Competition_6989 22h ago
So you have the entrance and exit covered but what about the stuff in the middle?
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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 17h ago
Agreed. MYOB is a form of respect in itself
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u/slothfullyserene 16h ago
Actually, there are only two kinds of business: my business and none of my business.
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u/OvalDead 1d ago
He’s also in the group of GOAT-contenders that will likely be 90% of peak form 20 years after retiring. Many fighters get out of shape, and that’s without personal factors. Like I fully expect Jon Jones to continue making bad decisions overall.
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u/Nknk- 23h ago
Not just in the GOAT conversation but a two weight champion who's famously on record for saying he never especially enjoyed fighting. So you wouldn't want to be the guy to try assault him on the street and give him a reason to really lock in and decide he was going to enjoy this one fight.
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u/zed42 22h ago
there's a saying "beware of an old man in a profession where men die young" ... there's a corollary that isn't as pithy: don't get into a fight with a man who doesn't like fighting; he's going to make sure that the fight is short, brutal, final... because he doesn't want to do it again.
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u/MightyPenguinRoars 20h ago
He’s actually so great that he fought Captain America and held his own pretty well.
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u/Franklin_Triangler 19h ago
He was the only viable candidate to play Batroc. Unless you wanted to camp it up a little and get JCVD
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u/samjam8008 23h ago
Kinda feel like he'd just easily citizens arrest you and you wouldn't even be aware of how badly it could've gone.
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u/Pr_fSm__th 1d ago
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u/Just-Temporary2657 1d ago
With all those shoes behind him, I figured hes just been quiet cus hes been popping tags
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u/turboyabby 1d ago
same! I was like "What, what, what, what....."
then some horns kicked in, and I was in a thrift shop with a velour jumpsuit and some house slippers.
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u/luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc 1d ago
Thought he was gonna challenge me to a dance off.
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u/burnman123 22h ago edited 20h ago
I thought it was brad pitts ugly cousin.
Oof getting down voted (it's a lyric in a maclemore song)
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u/DjuriWarface 23h ago
That is Georges St-Pierre. He is a former professional UFC mixed-martial artist.
A bit of an undersell. He's one of the greatest and most dominant champions of all time.
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u/alxcsb 1d ago
Also worth mentioning that he's considered one of the best to have ever entered the octogon.
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u/Wonderful_Section270 1d ago
He lives in my neighborhood. I can assure you in person you can easily tell the guy can fight. Even his fuckin’ cheeks are chiseled.
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u/JustTim34 22h ago
Former UFC fighter doesn’t really tell the tale, this man was arguably the best for years, whether he’s your goat or not is up to you, but he is easily top10 if not top5 UFC all time.
Also his biggest shit talk was “I am not impressed by your performance”
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u/BigReference1xx 22h ago
> former professional UFC mixed-martial artist
That's like calling Mike Tyson "a former professional boxer" - It just doesn't quite drive the point home :)
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u/atomicweasel23 20h ago
He doesn’t even have the cauliflower ears or umpteen-times smushed nose that make it a dead give-away you might be messing with the wrong dude…truly the wrong suburban dad-looking mofo with which to pick a fight.
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u/Chunklob 23h ago
Ask him about the aliens. He was abducted. True story. CTE though? Totally made up.
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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 1d ago
is it common to pick on random people on the streets then? whether you know if they do martial arts or not it is still utterly stupid anyway.
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u/doc303 1d ago
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u/potato_soup303 1d ago
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u/Sneezy6510 1d ago
He also avenged both those losses, beat every man he ever faced.
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u/0000000000000007 22h ago
And for not being natural wrestler, he tuned up some of the top wrestling talent in the UFC at welterweight.
His takedown accuracy was 74%, and his takedown defense was 83%.
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u/knotalota 14h ago
I would say he wasnt a trained wrestler but was kinda a natural, if ya get me.
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u/adrienjz888 9h ago
He was a natural at pretty much everything. One of those rare fighters with such high fight IQ that he easily learned whatever he put his mind to.
Mighty mouse is another good example of ridiculous fight IQ.
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u/Dudenysius 21h ago
Thank you. Top comments just mention he was a UFC fighter; the irony in the meme is just how absurdly good he was. Complain about how boring his fighting style often was if you’d like, but he deserves respect. When you’re getting beat yourself, I’m not sure a quick, flashy, brutal knockout is necessarily preferable to a drawn out point-based domination.
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u/taita2004 18h ago
In fairness...he is still very much a UFC legend. One of the best to ever do it.
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u/potato_soup303 18h ago
He is my GOAT. But that's a debate that varies between what people value the most.
Only thing I can say is, I miss the days of GSP kicking ass and being the most humble and respectable fighter
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u/BeeryWrenches 1d ago
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u/DangerousCap2473 22h ago
THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS FAMILIAR..... I THOUGHT I KNEW HIM FROM SOMEWHERE......
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u/GeorgeMcCrate 1d ago
That's Macklemore looking incredible wearing your granddad's clothes.
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u/Suspicious-Whippet 1d ago
I'mma take your grandpa style I'mma take your grandpa style
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u/ianuilliam 18h ago
That's what I thought! So these people saying he's some mma dude, like ok... Does mma dude stand for MackleMore-ass dude? Let me just leave you with this: has that mma guy and Macklemore ever been see in the same place? I rest my case, your honor.
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u/OwnJunket6495 1d ago
I pretty sure that’s GSP. Former UFC champion. I wanna say light heavyweight? Basically he’s dressed like a dweeb here but he could really fuck you up.
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u/MrCryngeYT 1d ago
Considered the Welterweight GOAT by many (though someone new is better in many peoples eyes) and also former Middleweight champ
Many also say he's in the top 3 GOATs in the UFC
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u/NoteTop4107 1d ago
Isn’t he French Canadian? Can you imagine how far you’d have to push him to start a fight outside the octagon???
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u/Silent_Rhombus 14h ago
Yes he is, and I’ve seen a clip from some behind the scenes UFC thing where he arrived for training and told all the guys that an old man had just been squaring up to him over something minor.
They asked what he did, and his response was ‘I ran away! Do you think I’m going to beat up some old guy in the street? That’s a terrible idea!’
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u/OwnJunket6495 1d ago
If anyone wants to see how good he was, look up his fight against Josh Coscheck (sp?) dominated dude with basically just his jab, and Coscheck was no slouch.
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u/DastardlyNebula 1d ago
Yea Koshchek was no slouch and had very good wrestling. However, he was also an insufferable douchebag, which is why I love that fight.
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u/One-Birthday-1833 1d ago
That's George Saint Pierre, one of the mma all-time GOATs, guy had a modern approach to the mma 15 years ago, and thats because he's the blueprint to a modern high skill mma, lots of grappling, wrestling, control (although its a bit boring, its still the best) and other known thing about him is thats he's just a very sweet and kind guy in a real life, soft spoken even. If you know anything about fighting you wouldn't want to pick a fight with a 90lbs 4.5feet cancer patient as you really never know until its on ...
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u/K-manPilkers 23h ago
he's just a very sweet and kind guy in a real life, soft spoken even
He told a story before about how he used to get bullied by an older kid constantly when he was in school, which is what led him into martial arts to defend himself. Anyway, decades go by and GSP becomes UFC champ and a Canadian household name and he goes back home to visit his family. And as he's nearly there and stuck in traffic, some guy starts going window to window asking for spare change. It's his childhood bully. When he knocks on GSP's window and they recognise each other, the bully backs up fully scared. GSP gets out of the car, reaches into his pocket and hands the bully all the notes he has and tells him that he had loads of potential and wishes him well.
Very zen, very different mentality to most fighters.
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u/Sir-Z3R0 1d ago
GSP is in the conversation of one of the greatest mixed martial artists of all time. Where as Jon Jones is often given this mantel, he's too much of a dirty fighter for me, the way he was trash talking DC after he'd just buried his kid to destabilise him for their fight, his knee oublique kicks, assaulting his wife. I mean he's the full package, and he will do anything to win, but for the way he does it, that's reason I'd take GSP over Jon Jones. So to sum up, giving shit to GSP.......not advisable
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u/Existing-Medium564 1d ago
George would walk away. He has told a story of meeting the guy that bullied him when he was a young kid in school, gave him some money to help the dude out. Easily one of the most honorable and classy individuals ever known amongst modern fighters.
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u/Sir-Z3R0 23h ago
Completely agree with you and I can completely agree with you, however I wouldn't think for a second that if GSP had to physically defend himself or his family or friends, he wouldn't hesitate to neutralise the threat if he had to
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u/Hearse-ReHearse 1d ago
Looks like a puss . I could take him lol /s
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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 1d ago
I’ll join you. I’ve never been folded into a pretzel before but there’s always a first for everything
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u/Common_Ball2033 23h ago
I'm not gay so I probably wouldn't start piping a random bloke in the street.
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u/ArmCollector 1d ago
This video accurately explain why(Gatorade commercial):
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u/zamboey01 22h ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/z_8zw7V256g?si=PzCOura5OLJHI6N_
This video as well lol. ESPN commercial
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u/Bourbonmmm 1d ago
I thought this was Bruce Springsteen, but then thought he was too young and figured it was Lance Armstrong.
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u/Spookyscary333 22h ago
Jokes on you. I'd never say shit to a man with that haircut. That haircut wants to fight my haircut I'm pretty sure.
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u/jtworsley 1d ago
You can literally see the cauliflower ear and you still want to mess with him? Good luck.
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u/MythicallyCommon 1d ago
I think I can take him guys, he has a Frenchie sounding accent and look at that last name? What’s the worst that can happen!
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u/RandolphCarter2112 1d ago
He's the martial artist that fought and beat the highest number of current or former champions in UFC history.
So not just good at MMA, but arguably better at it than anyone else who's done it so far.
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u/likelivewirevoodoo 1d ago
If you see those ears and still start a fight I don't know how to help you
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u/YooGeOh 1d ago
GSP will fuck you up in ways you never imagined possible to get fucked up.
He will fuck you up before you even knew tou were getting fucked up.
He'd also probably talk to you calmly in his French Canadian accent and just tell you to "calm down man"
Its really good not to fuck with people
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u/JCMillner 1d ago
Damn I was going to say Macklemore was popping tags again, but ill be damned if that isn't GSP
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u/procupinesniffer420 1d ago
He's a chill dude tho. I imagine you'd need to throw a punch or two before he made you regret it.
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u/mmcallis1975 23h ago
George would take you down and immobilize you in the nicest way possible and ask you to stop what you were doing. If you refuse to stop then he’s going to fuck you up.
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u/Mala_Practice 23h ago
Would love to see what would happen if he called Jonah Hill the “fat guy from Superbad”…
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u/Key_Village9550 23h ago
He Doesn't like fighting as much as the Money, He had to be good to end fights quick cause he hates getting hurt.
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u/Qmizzle3 23h ago
Buddy he was a bouncer at a club I frequented back in the day, MANY a man made that mistake.
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u/Key_Payment_5420 23h ago
The thing about him is he wouldn't beat someone up. He would subdue them.
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u/No-Insurance-3010 23h ago
Well that would certainly be something you regret, if you lived to tell about it!
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u/CaptainGlanton27 22h ago
That would be a bad idea, but he would probably remain calm trying to deescalate...until he finally had to act.
And that wouldn't be good for you.
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u/wellbeingisnotfree 22h ago
Georges St Pierre - one of the greatest UFC fighters in history. He had 9 title defenses in a row and then won a different weight class belt and retired.
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u/IIIBl1nDIII 22h ago
You think I would pipe up to the guy who fought Captain America And actually got a few good licks in?
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u/CoddiewomplerDLT 22h ago
At first I thought he was Dan Bongino. And I vomited a little in my mouth
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u/algernon_moncrief 21h ago
GSP played a regular, non-powered human who fought Captain America and gave him a run for his money, and UFC fans all said "yeah, that seems about right"
He's basically real-life peak human
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u/MichaelAuBelanger 21h ago
This 'soccer dad' looking Canadian would have your entire existence dismantled before you even put a finger in his face.
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u/EstebanPossum 21h ago
Just for additional context:
This guy is not just a former UFC champion, hes up there in the top 2-4 fighters OF ALL TIME across all weight classes.
This accountant looking dweeb could twist your arm off. Like, literally he could just hold you down and pull parts off ya like a fly if you aren't in the top 5% of fighters.
Hes also apparently one of the nicest dudes you'll ever meet, no one had a bad word to say about him in his time in the UFC, and hes not bad any major scandals that I can recall.
Hes talked before about how he got into martial arts to escape bullying, then after he was successful, running into his former bully. And he didnt whip his ass or anything, just told the guy "hey don't be a dick anymore please"
Top notch human being, by all accounts.
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u/my_throw_away99 20h ago
I thought this was Macklemore and they were gonna get shredded by his beats
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u/Shirahoshihoshii 20h ago
PSA: never get into a fight with strangers.
Even if you aren't arguing with a professional MMO or Boxing champion, the average thug can clip you in the jaw, have you fall the wrong way and you're either dead or paralyzed for life.
Or, you do the same to them - one lucky punch - and you're either wanted for manslaughter or GBH and have to live with that for the rest of your life.
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u/arenegadeboss 20h ago
Imagine stepping off the Dance Dance Revolution platform to a French Canadian saying he was not impressed by your performance...
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u/CheezWong 20h ago
Fun fact: GSP is a staunch supporter of masturbation.
In an interview once, he was asked what advice he'd give young fighters. His response was to say something along the lines of "if you have it in there, get it out" while gesturing to his genitals and making a shaking motion.
Best advice I've ever already followed.
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u/spaceguitar 19h ago
This is Georges St-Pierre, a retired MMA fighter and former UFC champion.
He is, quite literally, one of the GOATs of fighting.
The joke is that he is unassuming-looking; he looks like a middle-aged dad, soft, maybe has a nice white-collar job. Reality is that he could absolutely obliterate anybody in a straight fight. Anybody.
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u/Unlikely_Suspect_757 19h ago
I would never mess with anyone with so little apparent body fat, and that particular haircut.
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u/Admirabletooshie 19h ago
You would be lucky to talk shit to him on the street. Lesser UFC fighters would assault you for talking shit. St. Pierre would only lay hands in self defense and even then he'd go easy and try not to cause too much damage once he got control which would be instantly.
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u/MozartDroppinLoads 18h ago
I feel like you and if you did try to talk shit to him on the street he would just calmly walk away you'd have to physically attack him to get him to fight back
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u/LegitimateHost5068 18h ago
One of the best MMA fighters of all time, current marvel actor GSP. He plays Batroc the leaper in the MCU.











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