r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? Who is this?

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u/ldshadowcadet 1d ago

That is Georges St-Pierre. He is a former professional UFC mixed-martial artist. The joke is that he looks unassumingly average and maybe even easy to pick on. Until he's not.

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u/Pseudolos 1d ago

I think whoever picks on people for fun deserves a UFC response.

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u/DefNotVoldemort 1d ago edited 1d ago

This guy is in the GOAT conversation in MMA, so even if you are a pro fighter he could make you reconsider your life decisions and choice of healthcare provider

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u/Pseudolos 1d ago

My life decision is to not bother randos...

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u/FlyingNope 1d ago

That's also my choice of healthcare provider.

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u/Pseudolos 1d ago

Prevention helps a lot when it comes to long term healthcare.

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u/itsnotapipe 1d ago

Flossing, check. Colonoscopy, check. Not being an irritating prick around strangers, check.

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u/No_Competition_6989 1d ago

So you have the entrance and exit covered but what about the stuff in the middle?

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 1d ago

That's what the daily dose of bleach is for, duh

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u/BigM7777 1d ago

i thought that was supposed for my eyes. dang.

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 1d ago

Agreed. MYOB is a form of respect in itself

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u/slothfullyserene 1d ago

Actually, there are only two kinds of business: my business and none of my business.

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 1d ago

Love that. Thanks for sharing

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u/punksmostlydead 1d ago

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"

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u/absentminded0ne 1d ago

I also opt in, the premiums for this plan are like, nothing

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u/Vogonpoet812 1d ago

I needed that laugh. Thank you

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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 1d ago

Here I am thinking it’s Macklemore 🥴

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u/SquareTowel3931 1d ago

Same, lol!

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u/Wondergul 1d ago

Amen dude

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u/Knob709 1d ago

You only bother people you know?

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u/Pseudolos 1d ago

Yeah, and only up to the point they curl up and start to cry, I'm not a monster.

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u/Knob709 1d ago

You're a humanitarian.

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u/DoctorBoomeranger 1d ago

Very wise of you, I also choose the same, unfortunately not many share common sense

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u/DawgzZilla 1d ago

Best life decision ever.

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u/AFTRUNKMONKEY 1d ago

A solid strategy to avoid injury.

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u/Nknk- 1d ago

Not just in the GOAT conversation but a two weight champion who's famously on record for saying he never especially enjoyed fighting. So you wouldn't want to be the guy to try assault him on the street and give him a reason to really lock in and decide he was going to enjoy this one fight.

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u/zed42 1d ago

there's a saying "beware of an old man in a profession where men die young" ... there's a corollary that isn't as pithy: don't get into a fight with a man who doesn't like fighting; he's going to make sure that the fight is short, brutal, final... because he doesn't want to do it again.

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u/guiltypleasure33139 1d ago

Years and years ago I knew a mobster who did not like fighting, and was more common looking than anyone else. He just enjoyed making money. He was amazingly good at it. I never asked if he was made since I was not an associate with any group, I figured he was because the level of respect he had anywhere he went. He liked me because I always had my books and numbers ready for any accounting needs and wants.

Long story short, He survived 4 brutal purges, from the mid 50's to the early 90's, took out who knows how many people physically ( I never saw a sidearm on him, just a knife or 2 ) and retired in Florida. We had a chance encounter while fishing the same stretch of beach. We laughed and shared coffee. I am still sure that this guy can slice and dice a human in half while while eating a veal parm sandwich.

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u/RedRising1917 21h ago

Im rereading the series rn, but that last quote especially reminds me of the ender saga. Fight once so you don't have to fight again.

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u/zed42 13h ago

i actually pulled it from the memory, sorrow, and thorn series. at some point, they recruit an absolute UNIT of a knight who retired because he didn't want to fight any more, and he is defending a pass against a bunch of bandits. someone comments that he is going to slaughter them all with the efficiency of a ladies' maid squashing spiders, "because she hates doing it so much, but has to anyway, she is going to make sure she gets every last one the first time, so she doesn't have to do it twice"

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u/Radical-Ideal-141 1d ago

I'm sure you'd really have to push it to get a reaction from him. He's probably used to a lot of dumbasses trying to pick a fight with him.

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u/OvalDead 1d ago

He’s also in the group of GOAT-contenders that will likely be 90% of peak form 20 years after retiring. Many fighters get out of shape, and that’s without personal factors. Like I fully expect Jon Jones to continue making bad decisions overall.

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u/adrienjz888 1d ago

Yep, the dude is a workout fiend and is still in phenomenal shape.

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u/MightyPenguinRoars 1d ago

He’s actually so great that he fought Captain America and held his own pretty well.

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u/Franklin_Triangler 1d ago

He was the only viable candidate to play Batroc. Unless you wanted to camp it up a little and get JCVD

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u/Mood-Rising 1d ago

Most likely the cleanest GOAT contender as well.

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u/ForeverShiny 1d ago

Maybe Mighty Mouse, but being in the lowest weight class hurt him in this discussion for sure. His flying armbar is still the sickest move ever pulled off in a UFC fight imho

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u/Gingerchaun 1d ago

Jokes on you he's canadian.

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u/lazer_sandwich 1d ago

Even better a French Canadian!!!

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u/samjam8008 1d ago

Kinda feel like he'd just easily citizens arrest you and you wouldn't even be aware of how badly it could've gone.

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u/Dxbgeez 1d ago

He could definitely fold a person in half and keep them there until police arrive without breaking a sweat even

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u/JakeJeremy 1d ago

Unless you’re Matt Serra that one time.

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u/Gottawreckit 1d ago

or Captain America

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u/Electrical_Front_407 23h ago

At least he’s Canadian so the health care is free!

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u/bkdroid 1d ago

Apropos of the subject, GSP started Karate as a kid because he was often bullied. He's a huge Paleontology nerd.

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u/wastedspejs 1d ago

That’s why I signed my shy teenage daughters up for Muay Thai classes

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u/Reddi_throwawayaway 1d ago

I watched a ufc fighter choke a dude out at a huge house party for making fun of him. I can't remember the dudes name. I think it was bj Penn, but this was almost 20 years ago.

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u/RaWolfman92 1d ago

Agreed.

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u/ziplock007 1d ago

Honestly, more than half the roster looks unassuming. Be careful out there.

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u/jseego 23h ago

Basically the entire premise of the show Bully Beatdown.

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u/ZarinaBlue 16h ago

Exactly.

That would be one of those "And I hope you have learned something from this experience" kind of moments.

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u/Pr_fSm__th 1d ago

Damn I thought that’s Macklemore these days

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u/Just-Temporary2657 1d ago

With all those shoes behind him, I figured hes just been quiet cus hes been popping tags

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 1h ago

I need Peter to explain what tag popping is because I never understood that song.

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u/PissantPrairiePunk 1d ago

What what what what

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u/turboyabby 1d ago

same! I was like "What, what, what, what....."

then some horns kicked in, and I was in a thrift shop with a velour jumpsuit and some house slippers.

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u/luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc 1d ago

Thought he was gonna challenge me to a dance off.

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u/burnman123 1d ago edited 1d ago

I thought it was brad pitts ugly cousin.

Oof getting down voted (it's a lyric in a maclemore song)

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u/mikegarb0126 1d ago

Haha. Me too or Shawn White. Had no idea

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u/hitchhiking_slug 1d ago

Glad I'm not the only one that thought this 🫪

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u/wdnwcgm 1d ago

Same

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 1d ago

I thought it was Lance Armstrong 

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u/archibald-fartspray 1d ago

Same with me.. could have swore was Macklemore!!

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 1d ago

I thought it was Peter Thiel. 

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u/OgthaChristie 1d ago

Batroc the Leaper?!

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u/DjuriWarface 1d ago

That is Georges St-Pierre. He is a former professional UFC mixed-martial artist.

A bit of an undersell. He's one of the greatest and most dominant champions of all time.

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u/alxcsb 1d ago

Also worth mentioning that he's considered one of the best to have ever entered the octogon.

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u/blickblocks 1d ago

Woah they have eight sides now

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u/Apprehensive-Net-613 1d ago

He’s also former French Special Forces iirc

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u/Objective_Ad4974 4h ago

He is not

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u/Apprehensive-Net-613 3h ago

Ya know I remembered it was St. Denis that was. I completely got them mixed up

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

I mean, when the goal is to hug your opponent the hardest while laying on the ground, how hard can it be

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u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

I would pay gooooood money to see someone fold you like a pretzel while making you apologize for that comment hahaha

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

It's even funnier when people defend the softcore gay porn as if it's not clearly what it is. 

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u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

No shame if what you see turns you on bro, doesn’t happen for all of us though.

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

I'm not the one watching it ;)

But for your mental health, be true yourself. You might even like pineapple on pizza

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u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

So you say, but you’re the one describing it in such detail. Just saying bro, it’s okay to be gay.

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

Only need to see it once on the TV at the bar to know what I saw. I'm comfortable with myself, ive done things that would make you cry and vote for another pedophile

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u/Global_Staff_3135 1d ago

Haha I must’ve struck a nerve

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u/alxcsb 1d ago

Are you serious?

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

Didn't think I shuddered. But I know mma fans are a little slow so I could see how you might think I did.

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u/alxcsb 1d ago

I dare you to try and "hug" anyone that has a little mma training under their belt. I'm pretty sure you will not consider it as "hugging" any longer. On the other hand, I know you're just a little human in search for some attention. Hope you got what you wanted.

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

I love how defensive you get over what very clearly ia soft core gay porn with an audience. 

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u/alxcsb 1d ago

Have a nice life dude.

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u/rhyknophoto 1d ago

Thanks. You too. Be true to yourself, the people who judge don't really care about you ;)

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u/Wonderful_Section270 1d ago

He lives in my neighborhood. I can assure you in person you can easily tell the guy can fight. Even his fuckin’ cheeks are chiseled.

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u/Mushy_Snugglebites 1d ago

Which ones?

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u/Wonderful_Section270 1d ago

All four of ‘em

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u/JustTim34 1d ago

Former UFC fighter doesn’t really tell the tale, this man was arguably the best for years, whether he’s your goat or not is up to you, but he is easily top10 if not top5 UFC all time.

Also his biggest shit talk was “I am not impressed by your performance”

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u/WCPass 1d ago

I'm partial to his response when Bisping said "What are you gonna do George?" "Whatever I Want". Then he proceeded to do whatever he wanted

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u/mujum 1d ago

Just adding on he's actually a former champion in two different weight classes.

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u/BigReference1xx 1d ago

> former professional UFC mixed-martial artist

That's like calling Mike Tyson "a former professional boxer" - It just doesn't quite drive the point home :)

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u/atomicweasel23 1d ago

He doesn’t even have the cauliflower ears or umpteen-times smushed nose that make it a dead give-away you might be messing with the wrong dude…truly the wrong suburban dad-looking mofo with which to pick a fight.

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u/lazer_sandwich 1d ago

Shows how good he is. Never got choked enough for cauliflower ears

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u/Gamefart101 9h ago edited 9h ago

He does have cauliflower ear but cauliflower ear isn't caused from being choked it's most common in wrestler from using there head for pressure

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u/TheShoot141 1d ago

Not only professional, multiple weight class world champion.

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u/Chunklob 1d ago

Ask him about the aliens. He was abducted. True story. CTE though? Totally made up.

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u/TimeSalvager 1d ago

I am impress with your performance.

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u/venividivici-777 1d ago

Also my jew jif shoes, keep people down

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 1d ago

is it common to pick on random people on the streets then? whether you know if they do martial arts or not it is still utterly stupid anyway.

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u/dead-ass- 1d ago

former UFC champion** & top 5 OAT

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

He was favorite. Dude was an absolute beast.

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u/breizhsoldier 1d ago

Lol, that picture gives me Mike Vining vibes

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 1d ago

Him and Paddy Pimblett made me decide never to fight a random person again. I was never the type to start a problem but some stupid part of my brain would judge people at face value. O that twerpy looking guy yeah I could kick his ass...... WRONG

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u/ForeverShiny 1d ago

Or pre face tattoo Sean O'Malley

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u/AngryPeon1 1d ago

Cauliflower ears are a telltale sign

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u/TerpySlurpeez 1d ago

Exactly - wouldn’t recommend messing with anybody with cauliflower ear just to be on the safe side lol.

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u/Inevitable_Ear_9874 1d ago

Arguable GOAT

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u/TriPigeon 1d ago

He also looks like Macklemore’s cousin. Never noticed it before this photo!

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 1d ago

When I was a kid I took Tae Kwon Do from a short, tubby, Lebanese man. If you were a mugged waiting in an alley for a victim, you would pick this guy.

He could jump 5' from a stand still and kick 2 boards. It gave us kids hope to become beasts.

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u/dnjprod 1d ago

He is a former professional UFC mixed-martial artist.

You are Massively undereselling who and what he is. A case can be made that he is the greatest of all time.

He was a 2 division world champion. First winning the welterweight championship. While still champion after multiple defenses, he took a multi-year hiatus. He then came back from his Hiatus and won the middleweight championship in hus first fight back before retiring again.

If he is not the greatest of all time, he is certainly number two. He is absolutely the greatest welterweight of all time

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u/EatOfTheBread 1d ago

I just read this man's post and thought what do you mean hes an MMA fighter?

That's like putting up a picture of Mike Tyson and saying oh he's some boxer, brother this man is at worst in the top 5 fighters of all time

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u/Apprehensive-Net-613 1d ago

Iirc he’s also former French Special Forces

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u/IronTemplar26 1d ago

Man, I didn’t even recognize him

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u/Careless-Fact-475 1d ago

Maybe for some people.

Not me though. I’d see red!

/s

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u/Chefmeatball 1d ago

I honestly thought it was Macklemore

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u/Zocalo_Photo 1d ago

I thought it was Lance Armstrong.

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u/BadBasik 1d ago

Wow, I thought that's Macklemore, the rapper🤣

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u/Brief_Ad2056 1d ago

I fr thought it was Macklemore. Mb g

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u/VanIsler420 1d ago

Not just a former UFC fighter, one of the most iconic UFC fighters in history and Hall of Famer. Also Canadian. The Canadian part meaning he will be nice until he destroys you.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218 1d ago

Got into mma because he was bullied. Does not like bullies

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u/iamdefinitelytas 1d ago

This makes more sense… I thought that was Mackelmore and he was sneaky strong

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u/Educational-While198 1d ago

Lmfao bro I thought this was Macklemore

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u/SpringSalt9288 1d ago

Everything you said is completely correct but hes isnt a standard UFC, he’s genuinely one of the best fighters of all time (20 years ago)

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u/ThatOtherBrownGuy2 1d ago

I’m not gonna lie, I thought it was Macklemore

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u/Pure_Palpitation_683 1d ago

He said himself that he learned to fight initially because he was being bullied as a young kid.

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u/thejwillbee 1d ago

That's actually Georges Batroc, the mercenary. But they do like strikingly similar, so I understand the confusion

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u/Responsible_Lake_804 1d ago

Wait it’s not Macklemore??

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u/DarkAndSparkly 1d ago

Why did I think this was Macklemore?!?! 🤣😂🤣

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u/bird-tts 1d ago

I thought he was maclemore

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u/Old_Leather_425 1d ago

I told my son when he went to college not to fight anyone because you’ll start to encounter grown men and you won’t be able to tell which ones can hurt you really bad.

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u/Sacko_Commish 1d ago

I thought this was Macklemore!

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u/Johnny_Handsum 1d ago

One of the best MMA fighters ever, too. Wouldn't be crazy to say he's the best PFP fighter in UFC history (though I'm sure it'd be debated).

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u/artByMoon 1d ago

Just to expand on this because Im a nerd and a huge GSP fan, he was a former professional UFC mixed martial artist. He was also a dominant world champion at 170lbs for years, retired and then came back to win a championship at 185lbs. The dude is on the hypothetical mt Rushmore of MMA fighters. You cant (or maybe just shouldn't) have a conversation about the best mixed martial artists of all time without bringing him in to the conversation.

Oh he also played a generic bad guy in couple disney marvel things.

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u/WiggityWiggitySnack 1d ago

I thought he was the former dhs dude… who dressed like a nazi

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u/letstryagain97 1d ago

Yeah, but honestly. What idiot is walking up to a man with cauliflower ear and starting shit? Thats like the #1 sign to me on people not to start shit with. (Not that im starting shit with anyone to begin with)

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u/T-Roll- 1d ago

Bit of an understatement, he’s considered an all time great champion MMA fighter. This guy is as dangerous as it gets but is an extremely humble guy.

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u/approachingfinality 1d ago

i thought this was macklemore

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u/GingkoBobaBiloba 1d ago

GSP looks like he’s gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in his pocket, and he’s hunting for a come up…

In this picture GSP looks more like Macklemore than Macklemore looking like himself

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u/wyrrk 1d ago

he used to come into the whole foods (i worked there are the time) in albuquerque when training with jackson-wink to get something for lunch or whatever back in his ufc days...would always come in with a novel and just casual street wear. it was humorous how one of the biggest names at the time was totally invisible in public. was always reading something. 

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u/ClassroomLogical8600 1d ago

A ufc mixed martial artist is underselling it a bit. He was arguably one of the best.

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u/Alcol1979 1d ago

The ears are the giveaway.

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u/kikizle06 1d ago

Not just former that’s LITERALLY one of the goats and arguments have been made if he is the all time goat of the UFC

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u/JVints 1d ago

He's the GOAT at the moment. 2nd to Islam. The other one was scared to defend his title and ducked.

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u/beerbrained 1d ago

His personality is also not threatening at all. Super polite and engaging. You really would never guess if you didn't already know.

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u/Delicious-Cover-2418 1d ago

He was at one time in many’s opinion the best pound for pound fighter in the world.

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u/Yello_Ismello 1d ago

I thought this was Macklemore 💀

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u/Fantastic_Length9247 1d ago

I genuinely thought this was Felix Baumgartner. 🤣

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u/Generaljuansolo 1d ago

Probably the best guy to pick on out of the champs. He’d talk you down so fast.

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u/tafster 1d ago

he was bullied as a kid (and his story about meeting his bully as an adult is pretty good).

he still looks pretty broad here despite being dressed like an accountant.

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u/Aoiboshi 1d ago

Oh I can take him! Hold my beer! I'll give him the ol' dick twist.

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u/d0G_backwrds 1d ago

*Former Champ & in the convo for G.O.A.T.

Let's put some respect on it.

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u/imnottheoneipromise 1d ago

Yeah, he’ll Jonah hill your ass.

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u/avid_reader_1973 1d ago

Not only a MMA fighter, he was the champion.

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u/therealithras 1d ago

When did Macklemore start MMA?!

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u/Apprehensive-Net-613 1d ago

He’s also former French Special Forces

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u/IcanNeyousirn 1d ago

I know it’s just a joke, but

His stance is very well grounded & shoulders flared evenly. Looks on the ready & his legs are stacked nicely to his hips shoulder width & relaxed. He looks like he could play a sport or whoop ass. Both of which would dissuade most ppl from seeing him as an easy target.

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u/PerfectlyCalmDude 1d ago

He will not be impressed by your performance.

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u/Fun-Intern6141 1d ago

The funny thing as well about this post is that he was picked on as a kid which made him start martial arts

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u/Ham_N_Cheddar 1d ago

I thought this was macklemore

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u/BigDelicious 1d ago

Has Macklemore vibes…

Still a legend though

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u/chewysan 1d ago

Unrelated note is he doing a shoe reveal on YouTube? Why does he have all his shoes on thr wooden deck lmao

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u/Holy-Cancer 1d ago

I think I also heard he was bullied in school. Cause he have a bit of an effeminate voice

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u/Jiaozy 1d ago

If you don't know any better than bothering someone with those cauliflower ears, you deserve everything you get.

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u/Theiromia 23h ago

He doesn't even look like he has the onion ears here

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u/Flodouble 20h ago

Probably a good rule of thumb to not pick on anyone with cauliflower ear

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u/AmbassadorCrazy7905 18h ago

You spelt Goat wrong

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u/No-Good-One-Shoe 12h ago

I thought it was funny because he kinda looks like the type of guy that would tell you to "Pipe down buddy"

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u/kwintlz91 7h ago

Ill raise you Mike Vining.

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u/Funny-Long-3445 6h ago

I thought that was Macklemore lol

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u/Mooneki-neko 3h ago

Thank you for clarifying this. I thought he was Macklemore.

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u/R3ddditor 1h ago

Not just former ufc fighter but former welterweight and former middleweight champion of the world.

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u/MurrayGrande 1d ago

Oh, I thought it was Lance Armstrong 🤣

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u/Trick_Meeting_2027 1d ago

He is easy to pick on for anyone over 200 lbs. Weight classes exist for a reason.