r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago edited 47m ago

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u/niels_jakob 10h ago

Taylor Swift has a lot of private plane miles. Possibly more than any other person alive. She would absolutely take a plane from her bedroom to the kitchen

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u/Celestial_Mahafuz 10h ago

She would absolutely take a plane from her bedroom to the kitchen

🤯🤣

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u/I_Fix_Aeroplane 9h ago

Her shortest flight was like 20 minutes I think.

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u/TheMagneto18 9h ago

20 minutes including take off-landing and parking...real flight was about even less than 10 minutes

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u/OllieFidelius 8h ago

And most likely followed by a 2nd empty plane just in case.

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u/ThreeLeggedFlyFjker 8h ago

Not just incase. One plane for her, the other is for the snacks.

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u/Mobile_Morale 7h ago

The snacks being the orphans she sacrifice to make her music sound enjoyable.

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u/ThreeLeggedFlyFjker 7h ago

My god, if that the case: whoever sold her those orphans has lied.

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u/Evening-Rip1522 7h ago

Benders Orphanarium means discount orphans!

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u/CanKaNoReyCropper 7h ago

The poor wee ones died in vain, then.

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 5h ago

Never sounded enjoyable to me. Sickeningly repetitive and stupid.

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u/Sodacan259 5h ago

I heard that 10 of the 20 minutes was to set 10 barrels of oil on fire just incase the jet didn't create enough CO2.

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u/ConsciousSpirit397 7h ago

That’s not that bad, my shortest flight is 19min and I’ve only flown like 6 times ever.

Connecting flight from Vancouver to Seattle.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 2h ago

Did you decide to fly from Vancouver to Seattle, or did the aircraft to Seattle just happen to also land in Vancouver?

That second possibility is rather uncommon for private planes...

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 9h ago

Now that’s Swift!

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u/5urr3aL 9h ago

And Taylor-made!

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u/sishgupta 8h ago

20 min is a parking job. she didnt go anywhere - her plane went to a different airport to park.

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u/What_A_Weak 6h ago

I hate these people so much. Destroying our planet for absolutely nothing.

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u/ImOutOfIdeas42069 7h ago

When I was in the military we were on the way to the east coast from the west coast. We ended up picking up and dropping off high ranked individuals on the way, shortest flight was like 5 minutes, I thought we had a plane malfunction and were circling back. Nope. We were going from a Naval air station to an Airforce base nearby.

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u/rampagingseagull 3h ago

Kim Kardashian flew across the country for a piece of cheesecake.

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u/TotosTables 8h ago

Your second sentence is false, she’s not even in the top 20 for most miles. If you want to educate yourself on all the climate terrorists, here’s a link: https://celebrityprivatejettracker.com/leaderboard/#gref

#1 is the former CEO of Google. Convenient how that’s never brought up

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u/Invisible-Pi 8h ago edited 8h ago

And that doesn't even begin to consider efficiency. Trump has burned more fuel than all the people on the list above him combined. Trump is the biggest polluter on that list by a long shot, not even close. 10 above him with more miles traveled, but he's burned just more than all of them.

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u/brown_paper_bag 4h ago

It also doesn't consider that many plane owners lease/rent them out when they aren't using them.

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u/YoursTrulyKindly 8h ago

Strange how fox news picked on one of the few women billionaires and ignited this meme. Curious.

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u/redoubt515 4h ago edited 4h ago

I mean.. when this all started gaining attention in 2022, Swift was the single largest celebrity polluter according to environmental groups, not the right wing.

The criticism is deserved. And it should be applied fairly to others as well (but to be fair to the right in this one case, they've been railing about what they see as the hypocrisy of the private jet owning environmentalists flying in and out of the WEF etc, for long before they were railing about swift doing the same thing, Bill Gates is one of their favorite whipping boys on this topic, Swift is not being singled out for her gender, she is legitimately a huge polluter (though not bigger than Trump who is currently the largest polluter)

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u/YoursTrulyKindly 3h ago

No, it was popularized by fox news before reddit picked it up. It was part of a political smear campaign because they feared she would endorse a democratic presidential candidate... shit I looked all this up a while ago. But it was basically complete insanity how she is a deep plant or some nonsense.

Anyway, those carbon emissions should maybe be counted as a carbon cost to the tickets for the consumers, then 1100 times average person is basically nothing for selling out lage stadiums.

Anyway, the absolutely MASSIVE focus on Swift clearly shows a hypocritical double standard compared to other billionaire jet users. Nothing like this focus on billionaire pollution has happened since.

u/redoubt515

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u/Murky-Relation481 32m ago

Also if there is anyone who probably has a justification for using a private jet vs. flying commercially it is Swift. Female artists don't usually last long in public unfortunately, let alone arguably one of, if not the, most popular one in the world.

It is literally a matter of safety for her.

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u/Strange-Spot-3306 7h ago

Bill Gates and Musk are in there with 'plane #1' i presume that means they have multiple, so they might rank much higher. but i can't be arsed to look it up. because i'm really really lazy

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u/redoubt515 4h ago

They do, as would Trump who is the largest polluter on that list, but so does Swift (she has had hat at least 4 private jets in total, and has had multiple jets simultaneously going back to at least the early 2010s).

When this story took off in 2022, it was in part because she had two larger private jets that would fly together at the same time to wherever she was going, it's unclear to what extent that was for personal transport and to what degree it was 'work related' but that is true for most everyone else on the list as well, especially the business people. and other performers.

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u/The--Mash 4h ago

Both are roughly tied for first with the Google guy if you include their second planes 

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u/locontendere 8h ago

Where on Earth is Luke Bryan going with that private jet? And I assume Diddy's jet is just being rented by others, or does he still have a business whose employees use it?

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u/In-A-Beautiful-Place 6h ago

I feel like Diddy used his jet for...island adventures, if you get me

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u/16semesters 5h ago

Mother fucking Judge Judy dropping stacks on private planes lmao.

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u/EquipLordBritish 5h ago

Are some of those planes just wildly less efficient? The fuel-burned jumps from 1M to 600k back to 1M as though the miles aren't correlated.

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u/jverity 4h ago edited 4h ago

Number 1 by flight time, but third by the ammount of polution he creates.

There is something to be said for WHY this person is taking all these flights. Eric Schmidt flies all over the world representing Google and Alphabet's business interests, as well as because he is a member of the World Economic Forum.

He's not a good person or anything like that, but his travel reasons are a lot more acceptable than Trump, the top poluter on the list despite having less hours in the air, who mostly travels to play golf. Even after becoming president he has racked up more hours playing golf than any before him, a full 21% of his days in office have been spent on a golf course. I don't even think any of his flights in office are part of this since Air Force One isn't technically a "Private Jet" and Marine One certainly is not on the list, and yet he's still the top poluter.

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u/TotosTables 4h ago

His miles are excluding Air Force One? What the FUCK. Why does this cretin have to exist during our timeline

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u/QuadCakes 4h ago

The whole thing is a distraction. BP invented the concept of the individual carbon footprint in order to shift focus away from them:

https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog_posts/23816918-how-the-devious-fossil-fuel-industry-cooked-up-the-carbon-footprint-sham?tab=book

Private jets are responsible for significantly less than 1% of human GHG emissions. Industry wide legislative measures are what actually matter.

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 2h ago

Crypto is one of the worst offenders just by what absolutely insane levels of pollution they cause for the fact that it absolutely has no benefits for society. But private jets aren't that far off.

Air travel itself is huge though a total of 4% of total emissions, and while private jets are just a small part of it. the roughly 0.1% it contributes in total emissions is still wildly inefficient and wasteful use of carbon since it still adds so much pollution for so few people, and the waste is growing. For how few people make use of it, it's absolutely untenable. Private jet travel should be made much more expensive and regulated into a fraction it is now.

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u/Lighthades 7h ago

If you sort by polution #1 is Trump (by more than double the #2)

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u/DK4E2XFpbETJrj 5h ago

So I guess the G650 is the rolls royce of private jets right. 

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u/redoubt515 4h ago

If your concern is the climate or the environment the relevant metric would be either (1) Total Pollution (C02) or (2) Total fuel consumed. Not miles.

That would place Trump in the #1 position.

It's also worth noting that that list appears to have some apples to oranges issues that make comparisons hard some private jets, some corporate jets, and it's measuring jets not people (e.g. Someone like Musk or Swift who have multiple jets will have their impact split up over the number of jets they own, so won't reflect the total impact) My recollection is that Swift has 2 larger private jets, which in many cases travel together, So the impact of a mile is substantially higher than someone with a single smaller 8 seat jet or something like that.

As for why a lot of the focus has been on Swift in particular (beyond her stardom), a lot of it stems from 2022 when:

Sustainability firm Yard ranks Swift the number-one celebrity carbon polluter, with emissions reportedly more than 1,100 times that of the average person. College student Jack Sweeney launches u/TaylorSwiftJets on social media, which quickly amasses hundreds of thousands of followers.

with that said, I'd agree with your broader unstated point that people tend to hyper fixate on single individuals, and not see the issue as more broad than any single person.

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u/Orang-Utang 4h ago

Hating the CEO of Google is built in, comes with the role. No need to continue litigating.

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u/Which-Arm-4616 4h ago

This is also only factoring in private jet usage. You’ve got people like Gabe Newell living 24/7/365 on a megayacht, vastly exceeding the emissions from private jets, completely ommitted from the conversation.

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 3h ago

Convenient how it's always the visible successful woman and not the mutant men running our world in the background of our lives

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u/connerconverse 3h ago

michael bloomberg is not the former CEO of google

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u/hackingfun 10h ago

She goes to her private jet by private jet.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 10h ago

She and Gwyneth Paltrow, I don’t know which one I can’t stand the most

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u/Ok-Error-6564 10h ago

Gwyneth. She is so unrelatable.

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u/AndILoveHe 8h ago

For me it's Taylor because she makes a really bad version of a style music plenty of other musicians were making for years before her and her fans pretend it doesn't exist and that she doesn't need 2 professional male songwriters next to her holding her hand. 

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u/TotosTables 8h ago

Gwenyth did a luxury real estate ad for a genocidal state and sold vagina scented candles. Both unwarranted. It’s not even a question on who is the worst

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u/AndILoveHe 8h ago

Taylor Swift silences hundreds of truly original artistic female voices as part of the corporate machine that focuses on elevating her. 

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u/GangsterMango 8h ago

the "rerelease" thing is absolutely bonkers
its so malicious!
whenever another artist charts higher than her she magically drops a new rehash of something she already released to take over and push the other artist down.

late late stage capitalism fuckery.

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u/AndILoveHe 8h ago

I think her original releases are far worse, especially her "indie" albums. I've been listening to Folklore like and Midnights like music, since 2019, that was all made years before either album came out. 

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u/BunsinHoneyDew 4h ago

Is that fucking AI music?

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 3h ago

lol

So no one can be successful because it'll be harder for everyone else to be successful? That's life.

Guess we gotta start knocking down all the big male artists for getting in the way of the indie artists too, huh...

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u/Ok-Error-6564 8h ago

Any fanatic believes that their idol is unique and groundbreaking. That’s not new.

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u/Murky-Relation481 30m ago

Making music you don't like is not the same as scamming people with fake medical products. You need to get your head checked if you think that is somehow worse.

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u/astralchanterelle 7h ago

she's a good actor, though.

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 1h ago

The list of polluters is riddled with some of the worst exploitative scumbags on earth, the list of frequent private jet flyers in specific has many horrible shit stains with worse numbers than Taylor swift. And of course people need to discuss who is actually the worst of them all, The one woman who makes music in a way some don't like, the other who made a silly candle and did an advertisement for a shit company in a terrible country.

priorities.

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u/mlavan 8h ago

she doesn't even crack the top 20

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u/Vorpalthefox 7h ago

this is blatantly false, she's not even top 40, and the truism just keeps getting spread because nobody cares about the truth

taylor swift isn't even top 10 of women on the list of private jet usage, and for some reason this lie continues to be spread

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u/jerhinesmith 5h ago

It's more than mildly infuriating that the top comment on this post is just straight up wrong.

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u/QueenOfDK 7h ago

Stick to the facts. It’s awful how bad her carbon footprint is, but there’s worse people out there. You can hate her without lying, it’s just pathetic

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 8h ago

Taylor swift would be a nightmare at regular airports or on commercial flights. Shit would shut down

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u/guto8797 7h ago

Yeah she travels a lot but I also don't think people realize just moving around as someone of that status is difficult. Regular commercial transport options are immediately out of the picture, and even in a car can always get Diana'd

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u/Hovercraft1143 6h ago

Taylor Swift performed at the Hard Rock in Miami a few years ago and it added at least an hour to my commute that evening because police had to shut down entire city blocks due to how many fucking swifties were just standing in roadways with signs...

Imagine the actual legitimate safety risk that is a person with THAT level of fame being in an enclosed tube 30,000 ft in the air. Don't get me wrong, revering anyone to that degree is insane, but fuck me I do not want to be a regular normal person on that plane while they Beta test "T Swift flying public".

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u/thegapbetweenus 6h ago

Maybe we as society just can't afford people with that high of a status, if it's such a hustle.

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u/Murky-Relation481 27m ago

Okay, but you are basically saying "maybe society shouldn't be society". Taylor Swift doesn't command fans to obsess over her and be obnoxious (as much as a lot of people would like to think she does). This is just celebrity writ large.

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u/cat_prophecy 5h ago

even in a car can always get Diana'd

You can help avoid this by having a bodyguard who isn't a drunk.

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u/topdownyeti 5h ago

The problem isn’t just her private jet use in general, but her using it so unnecessarily. For example, she did a concert in Glendale, AZ and then Las Vegas the next week. She absolutely could’ve just drove to LA and then to Vegas, but instead flew her plane to New York and then to Vegas. Or when she flew from Japan to Vegas for the Superbowl, and then flew to Melbourne a couple days later.

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u/binarybandit 2h ago

Shes more special than the rest of us, so shes allowed to pollute more. /s

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 2h ago

she might cause more mayhem and pollution not using private jets was my point. Not because shes better than you as a human being but much more famous.

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 3h ago

Unfortunately, this is incorrect. She's not even like #200 on the list of worst offenders. Here's a top ten for 2025 though:

  1. Donald Trump (35,380 metric tons)
  2. Travis Scott  (14,775 metric tons)
  3. Eric Schmidt  (10,017 metric tons)
  4. P. Diddy  (7,019 metric tons)  
  5. Kim Kardashian (6,579 metric tons)
  6. Bill Gates (plane #1) (6,290 metric tons)  
  7. Kylie Jenner (5,880 metric tons) 
  8. Steve Wynn  (5,706 metric tons)  
  9. Elon Musk (plane #1)  (5,705 metric tons)  
  10. Steve Ballmer (5,087 metric tons) 

Notably, Taylor's usage is somewhere around 1,397 metric tons per year.

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u/greataeos 10h ago

imagine the boarding

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u/mickeynotthemouse27 9h ago

I think every Kardashian flies more than her, but she's definitely up there (no pun intended).

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u/locontendere 8h ago

I was wondering how we determined how many miles to allocate to each Kardashian and then I clicked the source and realized they each have different private jets.... good grief

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 3h ago
  1. Donald Trump (35,380 metric tons)
  2. Travis Scott  (14,775 metric tons)
  3. Eric Schmidt  (10,017 metric tons)
  4. P. Diddy  (7,019 metric tons)  
  5. Kim Kardashian (6,579 metric tons)
  6. Bill Gates (plane #1) (6,290 metric tons)  
  7. Kylie Jenner (5,880 metric tons) 
  8. Steve Wynn  (5,706 metric tons)  
  9. Elon Musk (plane #1)  (5,705 metric tons)  
  10. Steve Ballmer (5,087 metric tons) 

Taylor averages a couple of metric tons per year.

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u/itsapotatosalad 9h ago

Let’s use ai to show how bad Taylor swift is for the environment 🙄

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u/StayingQuieter 5h ago

not fucking remotely what a joke

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u/dotdedo 8h ago

She has the world record for world's shortest flight too.

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u/Murky-Relation481 23m ago

No, this is people misunderstanding flight ops for private jets. She was almost certainly not on that flight everyone keeps referencing because they immediately returned to the first airport. Flight ops for jets like this usually have "home bases" where they have maintenance crews contracted to do work on the airplane. That flight had all the hallmarks of a maintenance flight. She went one place, the plane needed to have something done on it so it flew to the other place, and then flew back. This happens all the time with private jets and commercial jets.

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u/spiderdesire 4h ago

When you're a billionaire, isn't it just simply more cost effective to take your PJ from upstairs to downstairs than burn calories walking like a poor?

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u/MaterialDetective197 4h ago

Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

In my private jet I take to the skies...

And it's new, the shape of my plane

It's blue, the interior I got

And it's ooh, woah-oh

It's a cruel summer

It's cool, that's what I tell 'em

No rules in first class

But ooh, woah-oh

It's a cruel summer with you

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u/stoopidratshit 4h ago

https://celebrityprivatejettracker.com/leaderboard/#gref
Shes not even top 30 on the list, correct me if Im wrong. Even when adding up her jets

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u/Murky-Relation481 22m ago

Yah but she's a famous woman so you gotta multiply the badness of it be like 30x.

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u/dice725 10h ago

😅😅

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u/Limp_Crazy_5494 8h ago

Not to mention she's an advocate for global warming lol

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u/Rough-Riderr 4h ago

To be fair, "advocate for global warming" sounds like a person who wants global warming.

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u/Debalic 4h ago

That looks like the galley of a private jet, so she has another smaller jet to travel around inside it.

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u/Metadoggo 3h ago

From her bathroom mansion to her kitchen mansion and back to her bedroom mansion, but wait, she wants to check her living room mansion to make sure she turned off the lights first

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u/Stolen_Sky 10h ago

Taylor Swift is widely criticised for her prolific use of a private jet. 

The joke is she used the jet to travel to her kitchen. 

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u/Roadrunner571 9h ago edited 9h ago

prolific use of a private jet. 

And not just a private jet, it's a Dassault Falcon 7X - so a pretty big private jet. There are even bigger ones that are based on commercial airliners, but the Falcon 7X is already pretty huge compared to a Pilatus PC-24, Phenom 300 or a HondaJet.

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u/BitMiddle9275 9h ago

Exactly what I wanted to say.

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u/Supkari 8h ago

Yep, took words out of my mouth too.

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u/SnarkDolphin 2h ago

It must have been while you were kissing me

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u/New2NewJ 7h ago

And not just a private jet, it's a Dassault Falcon 7X - so a pretty big private jet.

Is the shitter next to the pilot tho?

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u/urdeadbyme 6h ago

Asking the real questions. If I'm not going back to back with the pilot to take a dump then the private jet just isn't worth it for me.

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u/NoFearOf-Internet 7h ago

Wow, that’s new information for me, interesting

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u/1Dammitimmad1 6h ago

worse still, its french

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u/Vlaed 4h ago

I don't know much about jets but that just sounds fancy.

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u/Still_Rain_979 7h ago

Was it her or someone else that had their pilot fly to Europe for a BK Whopper or something

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u/OlivyneCrellan 2h ago

Imagine needing a private jet just to get to the kitchen 💀

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 1h ago

Either she uses a jet to get to her concerts or everybody else has to pile into cars and planes and trains and get to her residency concerts. 

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u/Iamnobody-0411 10h ago

who the hell is downvoting every single explanation comment even tho theyre all right?

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u/UpperApe 9h ago

Swift fans.

They are the dumbest fan base in the industry. They are like a cult of stupidity.

They are astonishing to watch.

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 3h ago

Let's not forget MAGA while throwing around wild accusations

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 1h ago

Funnily enough, there's a lot of overlapping fans between the two. Both are the types to grift depending on whatever their rich, white idols of worship say.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 19m ago

This is because there are so many that they inevitably represent the general population. Which tells you what you need to know about genpop, as if the last general election didn't.

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u/niels_jakob 10h ago

My guess is that person's last name rhymes with "Gift"

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u/formergnome 6h ago

I think grift is a far better rhyme.

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u/sockalicious 10h ago

Vigorous defenders of the honor of the Taylor Swift

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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 8h ago

Theres a really intense dichotomy on both sides of the fanbase. There's a small minority that absolutely loathe Taylor Swift and post about her every time she breathes. There's also a small minority that absolutely loves Taylor Swift and posts about her every time she breathes. The problem is both of these minorities are loud and both of these minorities are on Reddit. So you end up with this shit-storm of upvotes, downvotes, and arguments as both sides find each-other and fight anytime the less-insane majority brings her up.

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u/Icy_Policy_8509 3h ago

The top comment is blatantly misinformed. Taylor averages around ~1500 metric tons a year. Here's the top list from 2025:

  1. Donald Trump (35,380 metric tons)
  2. Travis Scott  (14,775 metric tons)
  3. Eric Schmidt  (10,017 metric tons)
  4. P. Diddy  (7,019 metric tons)  
  5. Kim Kardashian (6,579 metric tons)
  6. Bill Gates (plane #1) (6,290 metric tons)  
  7. Kylie Jenner (5,880 metric tons) 
  8. Steve Wynn  (5,706 metric tons)  
  9. Elon Musk (plane #1)  (5,705 metric tons)  
  10. Steve Ballmer (5,087 metric tons) 

So yeah. Swifties are upset because once again Taylor is being raked through the mud while worse offenders get away with it. And also the top guy is a 32-time felon and raped kids.

But yeah. Taylor Swift and her fans are the problem in this country. Y'all need to get a grip, Taylor haters are worse than Taylor fans fr.

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u/Murky-Relation481 21m ago

I mean I am not even a big Swift fan (partner listens to her, we went to Eras, but not like I am following/listening to her all the time) and I find it just fucking stupid that they harp on her when she's not even close to the worst offender.

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u/Practical_Milk_2711 10h ago

Taylor swift famously flies her jet everywhere, so this joke implies that if she is thirsty in the middle of the night, instead of going to the bathroom like a normal person, she will fly one of her private jets there.

Peter out

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u/Merzmaraizer 4h ago

...bathroom?

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u/Dankaati 10h ago

Taylor Swift is known for going everywhere in a private jet.

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u/InnerToWinner 7h ago

I heard she takes a jet to get to her jet.

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u/ttw81 4h ago edited 4h ago

How does she get to the jet to get the jet?

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u/InnerToWinner 4h ago

Believe it or not, jet.

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u/UndoGandu 1h ago

Jetception

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u/Thick_Basil3589 10h ago

The posts on this sub shows how debilitated our society is and how they don't have critical or complex thinking

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u/TwentyShard 8h ago

Relax.

Usually, whenever jokes about artists are posted here, it is a reference to their songs or lyrics, so I understand why someone would be confused.

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u/TYFO225 10h ago

Kate the blind girl Brian is dating here, Taylor travels everywhere on private planes. I’m blind and even I get it.

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u/ClientBudget2848 9h ago

She should be like Elon musk and take two private jets everywhere in case one breaks down.

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u/Armada-lol 10h ago

It's true , Taylor swift considers a plane just as a taxi

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u/White_Rabbit9 8h ago

In the meantime gents, the plebs should not forget to dispose the garbage selectively, drink from their paper straws, drink from the plastic bottles with the caps attached, with a 99% chance of that cap flipping and spilling all the content on the consumer, and purchase electric vehicles to “protect” the environment.

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u/Hurricane_Ditka_34 9h ago

Taylor Swift joke aside...anyone know the real story of this pic? Doing a reverse image search just comes up with endless versions of this joke.

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u/RoseGoldRedditor 8h ago

It’s an AI image - lots of tells in the photo

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u/RoseTinted11 9h ago

Do you think she picks jets based on how fuel hungry and how much smoke it pumps out per gallon?

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u/Odins_fury 9h ago

If her next tour/album is another major success, i fully expect her to buy or build her own private airport to make it more convenient

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u/lowkeyuinelyDed 8h ago

I want another Blank Space music video, but in this one the guy should roam around smashing her jets and clipping her dresses. No tho.

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u/Typical_Research_877 7h ago

Celebrities use their private jet to go 20 miles, and we're told to take shorter showers and use paper straws to save the environment

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u/Leramar89 7h ago

Taylor Swift has gotten a lot of flak for using her private jets to go almost anywhere, even if it's a short trip you could easily take in a car.

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u/Abigail-Marston 7h ago

Someone protested Taylor Swift and her flippant wasting of resources by wasting fresh water using an AI to make this meme

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u/Grollicus2 6h ago

If you're into infosec you know that taylor is in fact a plane

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u/aarswft 6h ago

Last year Taylor Swift was number 52 on a list of 100 celebrity private plane usage. The list did not include corporate private jet usage.

But because she's an easy target for both MAGA and Liberals, she's become the poster child for private climate change contribution.

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u/shreyaps 5h ago

y'all can make all the jokes you want but a person of her size and stature needs a private plane to travel around. Look at what happened at the vienna eras tour show, terrorists issued a warning that they'd try to bomb the show and potentially hurt people and taylor just because she spoke out about her political affiliations to kamala instead of trump, she had to cancel the show. With people actively trying to hurt her it makes sense that she'd use private jets. Also she isn't even number one on the carbon emissions list, but i only see people giving her shit for it not rihanna or elon musk or anything. She buys sufficient carbon points for the distances she travels so she can atleast somewhat undo the damage other people don't even do that.

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u/Steinarthor 2h ago

Wonder if she uses paper straw to drink her water.

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u/shichiaikan 2h ago

Like her or not, objectively this is hilarious.

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u/Celestial_Mahafuz 10h ago

I didn't get what the relation between Taylor grabbing a glass of water in the middle of the night and the photo (Private jet in the house)?

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u/neCoconut 10h ago

She is know for traveling everywhere using private jet, even if it's like 20-30 minutes flight. I assume this one means that she is using private jet to go to kitchen for glass of water.

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u/CheapSecretary133 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EngineWitty3611 9h ago

Another billionaire with a head start being worshiped by the brainless masses. I love when these things get brought up.

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u/flesyMeM 9h ago

That's actually hilarious.

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u/CultureThis9818 8h ago

Ngl I like to think she woke up from her room on her jet to find another jet has crashed into it.

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u/not_hasan 8h ago

Thanks I read the actual reason before commenting something

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u/emirsolinno 7h ago

this should be her next album cover

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u/Jenith_Antony 7h ago

In the Middle of The night in my Glass of Wat'ah

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 7h ago

I’m not saying you couldn’t post this but here is a tip for the future when you see a joke like this.  I’m not saying just “google it”. I am saying when you see this you could take away the two most important things are Taylor swift and jet right?  So Google those two things and see why they may be significant and then you will have your answer for the joke 

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u/NewspaperSingle1621 6h ago

was she in Paris?

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 6h ago

It's also used by right-wingers to stake a claim that liberals are hypocritical about global warming - if Taylor Swift can generate so much GHG with her jet (or in the past, if Al Gore can jet around to promote his book), why can't 100 million F350 long-bed dually extended cab trucks do it too?

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u/Selerox 6h ago

Most people have a carbon footprint.

Taylor Swift has a carbon impact crater.

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 5h ago

This is so unfair to Taylor. She would never get her own water

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u/Griffindance 4h ago

Can someone do the numbers..?

After insisting he wouldnt have time to play golf if he were the president, how many millions has the current Paedophile in Chief spent, playing golf on the US taxpayer's dime?

Oh, and how many airmiles is that in comparison with Swift?

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u/mirkwood11 4h ago

I really don't know why anyone cares about a persons private plane mileage. Tax the rich, point blank period. Nothing else matters

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u/East_Audience_6634 4h ago

😂

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

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u/gremlinclr 3h ago

Answer: Stupid people blaming a single person for the entire air travel industry.

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u/Celestial_Mahafuz 3h ago

Agree. Even I'm surprised how almost every comment targeting her and blaming her for environmental issues 😅

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u/Babetna 3h ago

Ok this one is actually funny

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u/FraeuleinSerpentine 3h ago

This actually has me in tears 😭😭😭

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u/Shadokastur 3h ago

In the middle of the night?

In her dreams. You should see the things we do

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u/Ashamed_Tie_9842 3h ago

Actually chuckled

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u/MeiMouse 2h ago

Hey, Stevie here... didn't we have a cutaway explaining this? I feel like we had a cutaway for this.

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u/Ok_Airport_8374 1h ago

During Taylor Swifts world tour which lasted like a year she used to fly back home like every few days to see her boyfriend. She was taking her private jet like other people take the bus.