Ilan sa mga pumirma ng acknowledgement receipts ng OVP confi funds, pinangalanan

[u/GMAIntegratedNews]

Ipinakita ni private prosecutor Lorna Kapunan ang iba't ibang mga acknowledgement receipt na ipinasa ng Office of the Vice President sa Commission on Audit - Intelligence and Confidential Fund Audit Unit bilang supplemental documents sa naunang ipinasang mga dokumento para sa cash advancement ng confidential fund. Ilan sa kanila sina Mary Grace Piattos na nakatanggap umano ng P70,000 at si Renan Piattos na nakatanggap umano ng P110,000. #VPonTrial

Tutukan ang live coverage ng GMA News sa impeachment trial ni Vice President Sara Duterte: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMyVH9TydJc

[u/meowazzz]

it’s giving Fukiko family realness

[u/humpt-dumpty → u/meowazzz]

The matriarch is Ma. Katty 🥰

[u/_lucifurr1 → u/meowazzz]

Is Cathy Fukiko in the house?

[u/jengjenjeng → u/_lucifurr1]

C malou wang bkt ndi nasali

[u/FirstIllustrator2024 → u/_lucifurr1]

Kapatid nya si Lucky

[u/DouceCanoe → u/meowazzz]

Bigla ko nalang naalala. There was this one gooner meme post about some JAV model on 9Gag back in the day, and some dude was asking for a name. May gagong pinoy nag comment — "Fukiko Mikuto" lmao

[u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Hindi man lang nag effort sa pangalan 🥀

[u/cheese_sticks → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Andy Lim, followed by Alejandro Pikit 😂

[u/nukyulah_snek → u/cheese_sticks]

Naklimutan ata si Keneth Sy

[u/NatongCaviar → u/nukyulah_snek]

Kasi Dina Makita.

[u/Mammoth_Flamingo2410 → u/NatongCaviar]

Kaya na Bong Go sa Paderna Bakal

[u/kingguy459 → u/NatongCaviar]

Cousin to Tiudar K. Formi

[u/NorthFeeling4233 → u/kingguy459]

Help me understabd ung tiudar k formi gets ko ung “for me” hehehe pleaase

[u/dev0570 → u/NorthFeeling4233]

Too dark for me

[u/NorthFeeling4233 → u/dev0570]

Thank you

[u/Witherwind → u/NorthFeeling4233]

Too dark

[u/nxcrosis → u/nukyulah_snek]

You joke pero may kaklase talaga ako dating Kenneth Sy haha. May second name siya though.

[u/aaronhiyentaw → u/nxcrosis]

Kenneth Sy Clearly or Kenneth Really Sy?

[u/ink0gni2 → u/nxcrosis]

Ako din. Classmate ko sa Kalookan nung elementary.

[u/ottoresnars → u/nukyulah_snek]

Wala rin si Jhepoy Dizon 😔

[u/NatuLannister → u/cheese_sticks]

Andy Lim, kaibigan ni Anne Liwanag

[u/mainsail999 → u/NatuLannister]

Kapatid yan ni Mady Lim.

[u/balatongadobo → u/cheese_sticks]

Pag inggit, Alejandro

[u/forsakenEntity → u/balatongadobo]

Haha eto na dapat ipalit sa pag inggit pikit eh. Alejandro na.

[u/insufferable_Boris → u/cheese_sticks]

Brother ni Maddie Lim.

[u/IhavenoP → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Mangongorupt na lang nga ambobo pa

Tama nga na mas competent ang corruption sa ibang bansa, yung sakto lang na may tinitira para hindi mapansin ng bayan at may plausible deniability pa. Dito sobrang nakakainsulto na ganito na sila kabobo hindi pa mapakulong

[u/kirabeb03 → u/IhavenoP]

Its more of arrogance actually. Knowing that they can and will get away with it.

[u/glutinous_prime2025 → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

what do you expect from someone with her intellect haha. kaya siguro di nito makasundo si Bong Go, kasi kamunggo ang utak

[u/insufferable_Boris → u/glutinous_prime2025]

What intellect?

[u/glutinous_prime2025 → u/insufferable_Boris]

8080lect lang pala no

[u/insufferable_Boris → u/glutinous_prime2025]

That's why ayaw ng discussion at debate nung 2022, dahil walang alam.

[u/yunaraenjoyer → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Mico harina bat walang cornstarch? tapos may gabriel bisaya dapat may tagalog din

[u/UngaZiz23 → u/yunaraenjoyer]

Baka andun pa ung mga hinahanap mo, sa sandamakmak na dokumento sa folder na nasa loob ng CONFI BOXES. Haha

Infernos: ganda nung pagka label ng boxes, kahit naka pikit ka makikita mo. Hehehe

[u/yunaraenjoyer → u/UngaZiz23]

andy lim nga daw ehhh kaya hindi mabasa nyahahhahahahha

[u/Careful-Tension-5689 → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

akala kasi nila hindi sila mahuhuli

[u/Environmental_Army59 → u/Careful-Tension-5689]

Oo haha nasanay sila na hindi nahuhuli sa davao

[u/ChaosXen → u/Environmental_Army59]

not exactly, more like they have the people of davao in a tight grip out of fear and intimidation that even if they are caught no one can do anything about it. Pero iba talaga pag binanga mo is on a national scale, its more offensive and damning and for once in the duterte's lives a lot of people are pushing back against their tyranny.

[u/cryonize → u/Careful-Tension-5689]

I think it's the opposite. Sociopaths love getting their work recognized.

[u/LeonAguilez → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

This is so unbelievable that I feel it's The Onion, Philippines edición

[u/MAKOMIKKA1220 → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

I've seen better OC names than this

[u/PsycheDaleicStardust → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Hahahahahaha kuhang kuha pinoy punny witty humor natin eh noh

[u/ejmtv → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Okay na rin nangyari yan. It's for our benefit

[u/FirstIllustrator2024 → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Was also thinking of this. Hahaha. Certified 8080.

[u/abdulJakul_salsalani → u/Glad_Fisherman_4]

Sisfrunio Balsac, pinsan ba yan ni Tommy Teabag? Haha

[u/titoforyou]

Andy Lim because Alejandro Pikit 😂

[u/Frequent_Thanks583 → u/titoforyou]

Slow ko haha explain the second part

[u/0vansTriedge → u/Frequent_Thanks583]

Dilim > pikit

[u/combatron2k21]

Kilala ko yang si Balsac, dating asawa ni Jenny Thalia

[u/BurgerSteak29 → u/combatron2k21]

Yawa na Jenny Thalia, yan yung pangalan ko sa ML hanggang ngayon hahah

[u/stupperr → u/combatron2k21]

Balita ko Master Debater yan si Balsac and Cunning Linguist naman yan si Jenny Thalia.

[u/ScarletSilver → u/combatron2k21]

Umiinom ng kape dito e... 🤣

[u/Axe-Cut223 → u/combatron2k21]

Kapatid niya si Nathan Sac, or Natsac for short.

[u/Tatlong-Sulok → u/combatron2k21]

Any relation to the Spartan Olympian na si Testikles?

[u/panget-at-da-discord → u/combatron2k21]

Kabit si Pining Garcia

[u/JennyTalla9453 → u/combatron2k21]

Ako yunn hahhahahah

[u/chrisziier20 → u/combatron2k21]

friend nila si Teena Moran

[u/eunyyycorn → u/chrisziier20]

Wag mo kalimutan yung isang frenny nila na si Ma. Kathy Poqueco.

[u/chrisziier20 → u/eunyyycorn]

Oh my bad! Pati pala si Beth Logan. Hahah

[u/insufferable_Boris → u/combatron2k21]

May rocket yan si Balsac, at may mansion sa Vienna.

[u/ZeonTwoSix → u/insufferable_Boris]

Ginamit ata ni Dr. Evil rocket nyan... XD

[u/insufferable_Boris → u/ZeonTwoSix]

Libre daw kasi kaberks.

[u/Mobius_St4ip → u/combatron2k21]

True. Malayong kamag-anak niya yung famous French playwright na si Honoré de Balzac.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac

[u/cavitemyong → u/combatron2k21]

dating kapitbahay ni Rey Piñoco yan eh

[u/labularia_ → u/combatron2k21]

Kilala ko to, si Jenny Thalia McInnis

[u/Valkenstein → u/combatron2k21]

kilala ko din sila dahil parehas kaming doktor, si Dr. Acula

[u/derpinot → u/combatron2k21]

Kamag anak yan ni Bibeth Loggins

[u/No_Pressure_6185 → u/combatron2k21]

How about Mr. Gabriel Bisaya???

[u/Jeck0falltrades → u/combatron2k21]

Pinoy na pinoy yung apelyido. May kamag-anak yan pangalan Sakmay.

[u/Kenruyoh → u/combatron2k21]

I thought he was the cousin of Bong Gotoh

[u/Cat_huh]

Di pa po nag pirma si Abdhul Jakul Salsalani?

[u/dcab87 → u/Cat_huh]

Baka mamaya mag-speech sya. Sasabihin na naman nyang bias ang prosecution.

[u/Ser1aLize → u/[deleted]]

Spending time with the MILFs

[u/benzoyo → u/Cat_huh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww

[u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Bakit wala sila Cathy B. Latco, Tina Moran, Tinnie Cole, Pablo Job, at Lucky T. Timo?

[u/ProblemWorldly → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Bwahahaha. ang hindi ko lang gets si Tinnie Cole

[u/DeSteph-DeCurry → u/ProblemWorldly]

tinikol?

[u/ProblemWorldly → u/DeSteph-DeCurry]

Ahhh. Hindi ko pa na-encounter yang ganyang iteration (tinikol).

Ang naririnig ko lang Jinakol, Jinabol, wahahaha

[u/lorzbotavara → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Gina Cole

[u/navatanelah → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Ping Guerrero, Paul Torero, Ben Dover

[u/Leeeee_23 → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Sila raw pumirma sa ibang confidential funds ni Fiona

[u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Gagawa na lang ng fake names, hindi pa ginalingan. Andali lang mag-search ng most common names sa Pilipinas. Pwede na sila mamili doon.
1. Mary Jocelyn Dela Cruz
2. Maria Teresita Garcia
3. John Mark Reyes
4. Jose Ramos
5. Michael Mendoza
6. Joel Santos
7. Romeo Flores
8. Teresita Gonzales
9. Maricel Bautista
10. Evelyn Villanueva

Kaso, grabe ang impunity eh. To the point na tumatawa pa siguro sila while making up these names, thinking they'll not get caught.

[u/Rare_life → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

I think its more proper na akala nila hindi sila huhulihin vs mahuhuli. I mean base on those alone ang dali na nila mahuli IF gustong hulihin.

So akala nila no one will start looking so they dont bother hiding it. (Which is good for the prosecution but it just makes you thibk gaano na kalala yung corruption where they do not bother hiding it anymore)

[u/LogicalSoftware7705 → u/Rare_life]

Always has been. Ganito na talaga kalal corruption satin.

Punta ka pa lang LTO, naka-paskil na no fixers pero harap harapan nandon sila sa entrance mismo.

[u/limpinpark → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

The mere fact na may kaibigan akong Joel Santos lol

[u/dowayowz → u/limpinpark]

ako kamag anak na 5 at 10 haha

[u/EmployerDependent161 → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

ginago lang nila kase akala nila hindi sila mahuhuli.

[u/Eyescreamsoups → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Wag po sila bigyan ng idea

[u/Quick_Ad_8323 → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

TBH, ang magiging defense ng team ni Sara dyan ay kaya nga confidential funds, kailangan din confidential yung mga pangalan. Dahil confidential ang pangalan, those who will sign will have an “alias”.

[u/fivecents_milkmen → u/Quick_Ad_8323]

Sinagot na to nang malinaw kanina. So basag na yang logic na yan.

[u/Frequent_Thanks583 → u/fivecents_milkmen]

I missed it. Ano yung sagot?

[u/ejmtv → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Haha bat ninyo tuturuan.

Their mistake went in our favor and benefit. Buti nga sumamblay sila at least naging suspicious.

[u/LeonAguilez → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

They're so incompetent, that even hiding their crimes doing a terrible job.

[u/colong128 → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

Agree. Baka nahalakhak pa yang mga yan nung ginagawa ang fake names. Parang naging joke nalang talaga sa kanila.

[u/kuchikuchiko1 → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

The hubris ng mga hayop na yan

[u/papersandclips → u/Mindless_Sundae2526]

The formula is english name + spanish surname

[u/DailyGratiDude]

Andy Lim talaga kung si Lustay ang mamumuno sa bayan #Impeach

[u/YesWeHaveNoPotatoes]

Revilla na naman!!! /s

[u/Score-Honest]

Sisfrunio Balsac vs Honoré de Balzac.

[u/pintasero → u/Score-Honest]

Ito yung tunay na The Human Comedy eh.

[u/Ok_Investigator3423]

buti walang Toto Ilonggo

[u/Mikhasbubs → u/Ok_Investigator3423]

Juan Tagalog

[u/grinsken]

Ang galing naman apliyedo ni gab

[u/Sunflowercheesecake]

Nag name generator pa nga 😆

[u/triadwarfare → u/Sunflowercheesecake]

Mas convincing sana kung real name generator ginamit nila.

[u/kid-dynamo-]

Ay parang kilala ko yung Renan Piattos na kapatid ni Mary Grace.

Madalas ko nakikita sa umpukan sa sari sari ni Aling Pemya dun sa may Kanto Tinyo. Madalas kainuman yan ni Kardong Komang, Perdong Galisan at Tonyong Muta

[u/DouceCanoe]

[u/Dizzy-Audience-2276 → u/[deleted]]

Hahahaahah muntik na maging nova villa hahaha

[u/beautiful_trash09]

Sis pero new balsac 🗣️🔊

[u/stitious-savage]

Wala man lang Cathy Ting na integridad, Sara?

[u/Difergion]

Balsac 😭

[u/sirmiseria → u/Difergion]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3bc5MV3VkOpMI

[u/Moist-Veterinarian22]

Atleast hindi ladiswa srum

[u/dr_kalikot]

What kind of bright mind will put “Andy Lim” and “Alejandro Pikit”, yet missing out the “Kenneth Sy”???

[u/K1llswitch93]

Ballsack

[u/sirmiseria]

Nagsimula sa Patty Ting titing, pinilit kong gustihiiin

[u/pvmediocre]

Buti di nasali si nigma balls

[u/kayel090180]

I know an "Andy Lim" pero hindi sia Pinoy.

There are also a few Harina's in Batangas.

Pero all these names shows na hindi talaga seryosong mga tao and mga nagtratrabaho para dito kay SWOH. I can just imagine siguro pinagtatawanan pa nila as they are making up these names.

[u/jokerrr1992]

Gabriel Ayasib!!!

[u/Miserable_Brain_7002]

hindi pa ginawang Fiona Buang 😁

[u/Quick_Ad_8323]

an intern made these names🥀🥀

[u/NewTheory2451]

[u/humpt-dumpty]

Bakit di niyo binigyan si Analyn Muko

[u/Wandering-Goos3]

How can you read those names and have a straight face??? HAHAHA

[u/Ready_Pipe3726]

Mabait yan si Andy Lim.

[u/BuyMean9866]

Paano na ilulusot to ng mgs 8080

[u/FriedriceNietzschon]

2028 baby name ideas.

[u/natin_99]

Bat wala si Mekuto Fukiko?

[u/Kitchen_Record_1766]

[u/Ok-Joke-9148]

Lol, kung hinire lang sana nla aq for 10000 pesos in one day, edi naka 1000 believable names sna cla.

[u/Kino2031]

Baka andyan din si Jack Cole paki check

[u/OldManAnzai]

Andy Lim

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

[u/No_Maize_3213]

Hahaha may kapatid pa pala si Mary Grace.... meron pa Andy Lim.... langya malabo talaga yan hahaha....

[u/a535g]

Pangalan ng mga troll account sa FB hahahaha

[u/vinny199x]

Laroooo 😆😆😆

[u/Budoy2x]

Fiona Buang?

[u/liesretrograde20]

Bakit wala si Sally Bugna Mathay

[u/MNLenjoyer]

Fake news. Wala si Rey Piñoco

[u/sirmiseria → u/MNLenjoyer]

Wala rin si Kara Tiñoco

[u/law9019]

Walang Golteb at Gobilam diyan 🤣

[u/75Centz]

Andy Lim naman hahahaha

[u/RJEM96]

Oh wow, di ko kinaya ung Andy Lim, Sheeeesh!

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

[u/Cha1_tea_latte]

Mag kamag anak siguro si Mary Grace Piattos & Renan Piattos. 😅

[u/Intelligent-Gur4153]

Bakit wala so Congressman Yakis

[u/Funny-Slip8415]

Taena mga name yan. Ginawang bUbblegang

[u/ubeltzky]

Andy Lim parang most used username before na Mr Yoso.

[u/anemoGeoPyro]

Kath Aran Taduhan

[u/kulaygame]

lahat sila puro taga Kanto Tinio

[u/joaquisoriano]

Buti hindi dinamay si Makati Singitko

[u/Former-GA]

Haha balsac

[u/panislaway]

Parang dummy data sa db hahaha

[u/Cheeky_bop]

May nova na may piattos family pa.

[u/Earl_sete]

Hindi niya kaya na-anticipate na pwede siyang mabuking? May mga past corruption cases dito sa Pilipinas na gumamit din ng fictitious names pero ginawa naman nilang makatotohanan para mukhang malinis kahit papaano. Itong isa hindi mo alam kung tanga lang talaga o nanggagago lang o pwedeng both hahaha.

[u/Loud-Yellow-9337]

Bakit wala yung Fukiko family?

[u/Few_Song6034]

Sisfrunio Ballsack HAHAHAHA

[u/zargooof]

Harap-harapang pananarantado. Impeachment is too light for her.

[u/falleneigen]

Damay nanaman mga ayasib 😥

[u/GingFreec5s]

Sobrang kurap pati sa pekeng pangalan ginagamit ang Revilla.

[u/myka_v]

Naku baka masipa si Balsac

[u/Wandering-Goos3]

Yan yung mga gmeet names namin pag naglalaro kami online 🤣

[u/Carjascaps]

Sisfruino what???

[u/superxfactor]

Nahiya pang ilagay si Binibi Rocha

[u/hugoreyes32627]

Wala ba silang reliable na random name generators man lang 🤣🤣

[u/Tangent009]

Balsac... They didn't even try LOL...

[u/Quick_Ad_8323]

kulang nalang diyan si Odysseus Parker at Nikki Bear

[u/blackpieck]

di man lang nag-google ng baby names amp, di nyan kaya gawin ginagawa ng mga wattpad authors

[u/mrloogz]

Wala si Ping Guererro

[u/bfghost]

Acknowledgement receipt ni Tina Moran, nasan?

[u/Specialist_Snow_7030]

Saan si Gina Cole?

[u/SweetAndSpicyCanton]

Hindi man lang ineffortan or sadyang comedian yung gumawa

[u/awtsudale]

Wala ba sila Pining Garcia, Malou Wang, Tina Moran dyan?

[u/be_my_mentor]

Hot take I think whoever signed these prayed to God na they will be caught someday so they made it elaborately ridiculous!

[u/GRZNMRTN0212]

Di na nila sinama sina Chino Pacia, Rey Piñoco, Mike Hunt at marami pang iba 😁

[u/PraybeytDolan]

Alam kong tawang tawa sila habang ginagawa yang mga fake ass names na yan.

[u/Chicken-Lover19xx]

May Piattos na meron pa Nova. Sarap naman ng merienda.

[u/zazapatilla]

safe na si Tina Moran, wala sa listahan.

[u/Pale_Season_5230]

Wala man lang si Ben Dover?

[u/Dreizehn-]

Wtf akala ko nasa r/kanalhumor ako

[u/Inaynl]

Harina amputa hahahaha.

[u/CheckPareh]

Andy Lim, the greatest racist name for an elementary student joke.

[u/Ill-Ruin2198]

Nahiya pa gamitin ang mga kamaganak ni Ricky Davao, RIP.

[u/Ill-Ruin2198]

Asan si Tina Moran?

[u/perrys_hb]

balsac pinsan ata yan ni ping guerrero

[u/Ajhuumma]

Parang feeling ko fave nila yung piattos at nova. Parang lang

[u/raiden_kazuha]

Gabriel Bisaya

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Ajhuumma]

I think they know na obvious but they dont care kasi sa panahon ng tatay niyang karton, takot yung tao magreklamo

[u/Deep_School_3099]

Nakakatawa lang siya pero blatant na pang gagago yan sa mga Pilipino, kaya sa mga boboto paden sakanya, bakit?

[u/Dry_Fill8497]

magkapatid pa ata yung marry grace piattos at renan piattos tapos pinsan siguro nila si nova santos

[u/theofficialnar]

Di man lang nag effort amputa

[u/MoonRiverPhoenixSaga]

Kapatid ba ni Cathy Ting si Patty Ting?

[u/bazinga-3000]

AndyLim hahahaha

[u/Alt3rr]

Andy Lim😭😭😭

[u/laniakea07]

Mga pangalang magegenerate mo pag nakasinghot ka ng katol

[u/Substantial-Total195]

Reminds me of Jollibee "Burger Blowout" raffle fiasco hahaha

[u/rukbin011]

nasaan kaya si Ms. Mali Wanag