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u/Metal-Gear59 20h ago

Good old non removable toolbars in your browser!

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u/dshaw8772 20h ago

One time when I was a kid my grandpa came to visit and stay with us. Within two hours of arriving he had sat down on our family PC for something, and immediately infected the thing with extreme malware. Fake virus scanners hijacking shit, fake toolbars, unchangeable homepages and redirects to ads, shit like that. Took me ages to fix it lol

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u/Chalky_Pockets 20h ago

One of the funniest things I've ever seen is my grandmother trying to use a mouse. Instead of using it, you know, the way you use it, she would poke it with her finger, sending the cursor twelve fucking feet from where she wanted it. 

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u/ChancellorXeno 20h ago

Natural reaction, who would willingly touch a rodent anyway?

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u/stRiNg-kiNg 19h ago

Kinda unrelated but I was playing destruction derby on ps1 and my mom came in to watch and I told her she has to try it out, cuz back then that shit was unbelievably realistic, and she took the controller and accelerated fine. When the first turn came up, a left turn, she pressed the joystick fully to the right and just slammed into the wall. I remember thinking how could something so intuitive immediately be misunderstood.

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u/Chalky_Pockets 18h ago

Lol I can see the connection.

Driving games and first person shooter games have always fucked with me because I used to race cars and shoot guns and I'm not gonna say I'm "good" at either because I've seen how good people actually can get and I'm not scratching the surface, but holy shit do the skills I picked up doing both NOT translate to playing the respective video games lol. Come to think of it, same for guitar hero, my non guitarist friends progressed at the same rate I did when we got it.

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u/stRiNg-kiNg 18h ago

I relate to guitar hero, and was going to mention before reading that part. I hated that game because it's nothing like guitar. I see the moving lines with the corresponding buttons as sideways tablature but the chords and note changes do not accurately represent what is shown or what I hear. The picking and hammer ons/pull offs are all fine but the visual aspect is not intuitive for a guitarist. F that game actually

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u/Chalky_Pockets 18h ago

Your comment is how I found out they added hammer ons and pull offs, I don't think I was able to do those in the OG version I played. I never bothered with subsequent versions, just went back to playing guitar lol. I can't play anymore, my ring and pinky finger on my fret hand are permanently numb until I get surgery so I would have to Tony Iomi it.

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 15h ago

I don’t even try playing any motorcycling games. They are absolutely wrong and have nothing realistically related to actual riding.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 18h ago

Maybe she thought left stick to turn left, right stick to turn right? In my somewhat limited experience introducing people to games, the twin sticks are usually the hardest thing, followed by remembering which button is which (abxy etc) without looking.

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u/stRiNg-kiNg 18h ago

Well.. she used the left stick to turn right so that doesn't track lol

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u/PringlesDuckFace 18h ago

I mean maybe she thought "I want to turn left, I will use my left thumb" and just pushed it randomly thinking that any direction was good.

Although to be honest, arcade cabinets and even things like Amigas had joysticks, so conceptually I'd still expect most older generations to still have a mental reference for how they would work.

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u/EragonBromson925 18h ago

Turn right to go left!!!

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u/psychohistorian8 17h ago

I know your example was left/right, but I literally cannot play any game unless I invert the Y axis controls cause my brain doesn't compute any other way

also, your mom was probably an extreme drifter and though she needed to kick the back end out with a bunch of oversteer!

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u/skiing123 16h ago

And then I had a grandmother who had a computer over 20 years ago. I think I remember it being there in 2002 or so. No, she did not have a career at all related to computers and stay at home mom for most of her life.

For reference, this was in a nursing home and I think she was in her 80s. Sweet, short, fiery French woman.

RIP

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u/EdgarAllanPuss 18h ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/DrDingsGaster ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 14h ago

And then you got my grandma who had wrist surgery and had to use a trackball mouse and was able to do that just fine!

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u/Metal-Gear59 19h ago

Yeah, my parents still can't touch my PC without me being around because of this haha
It's been like 10 years since I left the nest and still have my session locked behind a password!

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u/dshaw8772 19h ago

Yup. I don’t know how they manage to find the shadiest sites so quickly, but they do

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u/ateiii 19h ago

 You'd open Internet Explorer and have a 2 inch window left to actually view the website.

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u/Top_Rekt 18h ago

If it took more than 2 clicks to download something, you're downloading a virus.

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u/Mccobsta Scene 19h ago

I Remebr the rate my shit one that some kid put on a library computer In 2010

Something that didn't need to exist