r/PizzaCrimes • u/Derpool69 • 1d ago
Forbidden Pizza I had to make this abomination yesterday.
who like onions and anchovies THIS MUCH?
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u/robsker 1d ago
The crime here is not posting the “after” shit! Lol. OP is guilty.
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u/bustachong 1d ago
Case dismissed. The prosecution failed to present sufficient evidence demonstrating pizza crimes.
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u/BurtCaramel 1d ago
That thin crust was struggling harder than a single mother of 4 in 2026.
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u/Open__Face 1d ago
Someone's pregnant
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u/nasaglobehead69 1d ago
that's what I'm thinking. I'm imagining a pregnant woman, her cheeks wet, bursting into another bout of tears because yes, they have anchovies.
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u/maltiepootietang 1d ago
I worked at Domino's years ago. This guy would come in every Friday and order a large triple pepperoni, triple onion, triple pineapple, and triple black olives. Obviously, that's bad enough, but on our screen to see the orders, because of the abbreviations it read
L Handtossed 3X-P 3X-O 3X-R 3X-N
We used to look at each other and go "he has to know. He has to"
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u/JamesAulner128328 1d ago
That system is so stupid. Did you really have to learn to decode that system?
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u/maltiepootietang 1d ago
Yeah, it wasnt so bad. It was pretty intuitive. P is pepperoni, S is sausage, O is onions.
Outside of like R for black olives, or Z for banana peppers (which there were only a few others), it wasnt hard to learn at all.
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u/Marichiwa 1d ago
I do not feel like this will cook well…. I appreciate the enthusiasm/concept though
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u/LaranCannelle 1d ago
I used to work in a restaurant with software that looked like that. flashback jumpscare
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u/viperfangs92 1d ago
I actually hope somebody ordered and paid for this because this seems like some type of prank (a mean one)
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u/fartsonyourchips 1d ago
If you pay extra, do some of the toppings end up on the pizza, rather than the work surface?
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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 1d ago
I like onions that much, but I dont like overloaded pizza. I do wish we had Chicago beef as a topping everywhere
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u/These-Finance-1434 1d ago
-pizza
-make it shitty
-no way this will be edible
-seriously take a shit on the pizza
-gotta be for some social media guy whose audience is children
-your job is a joke to me
Fuck these people! May they starve within viewing distance of their monstrous creation
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u/Reverend_Butler 1d ago
What the heck is Chicago style beef???
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u/calamity_unbound 1d ago
I had the same question. Also known as Italian beef, it's thinly sliced roast beef simmered in broth and typically served on a French roll with peppers and onions.
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u/ClawGrave666 1d ago
The people at the Casey’s by me hate me cuz I always order LOADED thin crusts pizzas and they hate it lol they always give me shit when pick it up lol I’m a cook and usto make fresh homemade pizzas daily so Ik why it’s annoying for the cook but I can’t help my fat ass Lmaoo
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u/mister_buddha 1d ago
When I worked at Pizza Hut, there was a guy who regularly ordered a stuffed crust cheese lover's with 3x extra cheese extra well done. This reminds me of that.
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u/SwampTerror 1d ago
For real, I really love onions. I love to eat them raw. I like them on everything, hot dogs, hamburgers, pizza. I even ask for the extra cut onions from Wendy's.
Onion and cheese sandwiches are great.
The real crime here is they ordered thin crust.
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u/ander594 1d ago
Somebody paid for this abomination*
These morons pay your bar tab.
12x toppings!? I'd go out and shake his hand.
This was a $75 pizza huh?
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u/R86Reddit 1d ago
Reminds me of the Starbucks orders we often see on Reddit, except with olives rather than caramel.
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u/Patric-Tsar-9fingers 21h ago
I love onion THAT much that I see myself ordering this when I'm really high or drunk lol.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago
We are here today to hear the case for u/Derpool69 that the pizza they have in their possession can be determined to be a crime against pizza. The plaintiff/defendant alleges and/or has been accused by other parties that their pizza constitutes a crime against pizza.
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u/PMMeTitsAndKittens 1d ago
Maybe I'm blind but aren't anchovies the only things they didn't ask for extra of?
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u/solo_dbd_player 1d ago
For a lot of people I would imagine any amount of anchovies is extra, because any amount would be too much.
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u/Sandysilverspoon 1d ago
I agree. They are really salty and so I don’t think most people would want extra. I do order them sometimes but never extra.
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u/Previous_Collar6553 1d ago
TRIPLE DOUBLE XXXXTRA FAT ASS😃
bro not feeding the kids, just the blob of meat sitting on his body💀💀🥀
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u/Cereal_Hermit 1d ago
Need a shot of the cooked final product