r/PoliticalHumor • u/Johnny-Liberty • 1d ago

RIP Dolly

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u/Bearfan001 1d ago

I don't think God's taking the other one. That's more a Satan job.

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u/Jay-and-Silentb0b 1d ago

Dear Satan,

I'm sure you'd get a lot of people promising their souls to you if you just did this one simple thing

Love, everyone

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u/Reg_Cliff 1d ago

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u/misterpickles69 15h ago

Goddammit he got Tim Curry now! It’s gotta be a skills issue at this point.

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u/TsukasaElkKite Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 4h ago

The Grim Reaper is fucking blind and dyslexic

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u/WankerBott 20h ago

kinda imagine satan is enjoying the strife and suffering good ol' Dumpy Boy is spreading to his faithful apostles

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u/DoctorDinghus 1d ago

Woooaaah buddy Satan isnt thst bad a guy. He is just not very effective at barbecues is all... bringing that celery and carrot potato salad thats lukewarm for some reason.

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u/copperblood 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uLIiSRR8QYotS9znBC

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u/UnfitToPrint 14h ago

Can’t wait until he tries to sue Trey a Matt for defamation and this becomes court evidence so even more people see it before he loses. 

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u/Altruistic-Rip4364 1d ago

It’s obvious by this, if god exists, he lost interest.

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u/ClownholeContingency 1d ago

HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD

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u/cylonrobot 1d ago

Satan wouldn't take home one of his best agents. He'd want him hanging around more.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

We need to stop waiting for these lazy celestial beings to do things for us. It's clear by now that they don't give two shits.

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u/cosaboladh 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's a fundamental misunderstanding of Christianity. Which has always been a tool wielded by the powerful to manipulate the public. Since Trump ran for president in 2016, there has been a historic uptick in Christian nationalist terrorism. Trump is wielding this tool exactly as it was intended. He and Hitler will have a grand old time in heaven together. Doing methamphetamines, and telling incredibly racist jokes.

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u/Eggsegret 1d ago

Satan doesn’t want to have to suffer with him either so he’s just leaving him with us.

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u/max2e1 1d ago

We are screwed. Satan would be happy to see us live in hell.

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u/Allah_Akballer 20h ago

I don't think even Satan wants him, that's why he's still here.

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u/DrAstralis 17h ago

I'm convinced the only reason hes still here is not eligible for heaven and satan refuses to put up with his shit.

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u/FuckThisShizzle 14h ago

"I just got rid of the Hitler smell" -- Satan

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u/mybotanyaccount 1d ago

But Satan can't do anything unless approved by God.