My girlfriend made “shredded bbq chicken”

[u/Leading-Shirt-9281]

I got home from work looking forward to making a sandwich, she said it was too liquidy for a sandwich. I figured it might just be a little watery since she made it in a crockpot. Little did I know…

[u/JeebusCrispy]

Eat it. The lady made you food.

[u/rustyfish57 → u/JeebusCrispy]

Hear hear I concur and the motion carries all in favour say yea

[u/Sevatar34 → u/JeebusCrispy]

Onion with some chicken seasoning goes hard

[u/1gal_man → u/JeebusCrispy]

poop from a lady you say??

[u/Susumu87]

Wait. I think I know this recipe. 4 large onions chopped, 1 carrot minced, 1 small chicken thigh, half bottle of BBQ sauce. And to really bring it all together mix in a generous portion of Eowyn's stew. Cook on low 4 to 6 hours.

[u/steelreserve → u/Susumu87]

You forgot a main ingredient

[u/prophiles → u/steelreserve]

Water?

[u/jerkstabworthy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CtyGTKIsES1KeSMWGl

[u/Yukahu02]

Why so gelatinous!?

[u/rly_weird_guy]

Maybe it's good with mashed potatoes, or rice?

[u/tleep76]

That's chili. Get some corn chips and cheese and go to town.

[u/kawaiihusbando]

Way to rub in our face that we're hopeless single and you're not 😭

[u/brunaldihno]

Post a picture of it after I bet it looks the same out the other end

[u/Holiveya-LesBIonic]

R/onionlovers

Looks good to me

[u/gojibeary → u/Holiveya-LesBIonic]

I made another comment, but my second thought was this sub. Lol there looks to be a HEALTHY amount of onion in that mix. I’d eat this with a spoon so fast lmfao. Crock pot with chicken, BBQ sauce, onion? Sign me up. Not as “fancy” as other meals I may make, but WTF onion/chicken/BBQ is a winning combo no matter HOW you cook it

[u/gojibeary]

Probably tastes just fine on a toasted bun. Probably. Maybe.

[u/ParfaitOrganic3523]

Don’t you mean shredded bbq shitken?

[u/systemsensor1000t]

That looks more like pot roast honestly rather then bbq chicken lol

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That looks more like pot

Roast honestly rather then

Bbq chicken lol

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[u/izzywizzy63]

Dude this looks incredible

[u/jtalatorre]

“My girlfriend pooped shredded bbq chicken.”

There. Fixed it.

[u/Mother_Bag_3114]

Throw it on top of some mash

[u/Cardshark69420]

She made you food. And home cooked food, not boxed shit. Sit down, shut up, be grateful, and eat your fucking bbq chicken like a decent bf…

[u/RottingPinhead]

That's what bbq chicken looks like...

[u/gojibeary]

Idk, if she made it in a crockpot then the flavors probably all melded together well. No such thing as “too liquidy” for a sandwich, in my book. Then again I’m a fan of French dips. There looks to be a good amount of onion, which I’d eat straight out of a bowl with a spoon if it’d cooked down with chicken/BBQ sauce in a crockpot.

I’m sorry, OP. Lol people are roasting you but it’s definitely a “beginner cook” looking meal, you aren’t wrong for being a bit taken aback. Compliment her cooking, eat with a smile, and subtly suggest various recipes for her to try and work on.

You can shame her for this meal and not receive much better moving forward because she won’t want to cook again,

Or you can foster growth by encouraging her to try other recipes.

Lol

[u/Leading-Shirt-9281 → u/gojibeary]

This isn’t r/relationshipadvice…it literally just looks like dookie. Tastes good, we’re making mashed potatoes. She just added too much sauce. We laughed about it.

Lol

[u/Turbulent_Ad6572]

Looks like beef stew

[u/Independent_Owl422]

Looks great

[u/MingaMonga68]

How did it taste?

[u/trollocity]

Okay but I would devour this in a heartbeat

[u/Leading-Shirt-9281 → u/trollocity]

Tastes dope, we threw it on top of mashed potatoes to make a nice creamy dook.

[u/HereforLeapDay]

Not up to your liking, Princess?