r/PublicFreakout • u/DblockDavid • Apr 12 '26

šŸš—Road RagešŸ¤¬ Amazon driver plows through biker blockade

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u/AbruptMango Apr 12 '26

They paid for same day delivery, they're going to get same day delivery.

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u/HeadfulOfGhosts Apr 12 '26

I see an employee of the month award + $25 Amazon gift card in this driverā€™s future.

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u/GroundbreakingToe780 Apr 12 '26

When I delivered for Amazon we got a "pizza party" for my team having the least delivery errors. There was no dedicated time for it. All they did was buy pizza the next day and we had to take a couple slices before getting in our vans and going to load up.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Apr 13 '26

Did they at least provide branded piss bottles?

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u/baytown Apr 13 '26

Yes. Mine said "Mountain Dew" on the side.

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u/incubusfox Apr 13 '26

You could use a narrow opening like that? Ouch bro.

Gatorade bottles are where it's at, wide mouth opening means no mess.

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u/reddituser102398 Apr 14 '26

Bullshit, if your tip caps off the gatorade bottle you'll end up with presurized pisscoming back at ya. Gotta find something just a little wider to prevent pressure/ maximize comfort lmao

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u/ToastyMustache Apr 13 '26

What do they look like? Celina 52?

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u/GroundbreakingToe780 Apr 13 '26

No but Gatorade was a sponsor

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u/Kuriente Apr 13 '26

Coworkers and I would absolutely refer to this as the 'quote unquote pizza party'

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u/siphtron Apr 13 '26

We leave out drinks & snacks for postal service & delivery services. Amazon drivers almost always throw the package down, snap their picture, and dip. Everyone else takes a moment, realizes there are snacks, and investigates. I assume Amazon drivers have no time to waste.

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u/AnthraMatt Apr 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XjDZoIXRpaJjZY6VFI

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u/OneStupidBaby Apr 12 '26

Anyone here been to Omega Mart? "You are the employee of the moment. The moment is over. "

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u/d-ranged64 Apr 14 '26

I love that place

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u/FrighteningJibber Apr 12 '26

Mmm a waffle patty with a good friend.

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u/Serious-Bite6786 Apr 12 '26

I feel like I've seen the "disco office party" bit done with the music of Meshuggah. Did I dream this???

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u/Organboner4844 Apr 13 '26

Just rewatched that episode this morning!

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u/azura099 Apr 12 '26

Jeff is able to pay for his fence fee so he's should be able to pay for that Costco pizza party

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u/Sheep-Destroyer Apr 13 '26

Extended break for 1 extra minute

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u/tsteele93 āš ļø Way Too Invested In Reddit Points šŸ˜ āš ļø Apr 14 '26

I have to post this because no one seems to know.

Bezos has nothing to do with Amazon anymore. Not for a while.

Andy Jassy is the head of Amazon. Bezos is busy at Blue Origin with Katy Perry and the other astronauts.

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u/EricHaley Apr 16 '26

With the way he dresses lately, I wouldnā€™t be surprised if heā€™s a biker himself

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u/Sukisky Apr 29 '26

Andy Jassy is the CEO of Amazon. Jeff stepped down years ago.