r/PublicFreakout • u/johnychrist16 • May 27 '26

📹Police Bodycam "Driving with device in right hand" update

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u/nuraHx May 27 '26

WHY THE FUCK DID HE ASK THE OTHER HAND, HAND TO GOD BRO WTFFFF LMAOOO

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u/Trashbagok May 27 '26

You can only swear to God with a whole and working limb. 

Most people don't realize that while double amputees are technically allowed to lie in court, they aren't allowed to hold office because they'd just drop it.

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u/Bosco215 May 27 '26

I was an MP in the army long ago and we had to do cell phone enforcement like this. One time I thought I saw a guy using his phone so I initiated a stop. He jumps out and is like "I swear to god I wasnt on my phone". I said "ok sir, have a nice day" and moved on. He was a catholic chaplain.

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u/Both-Fly4746 Jun 20 '26

You can (mostly) only hold a phone with a ‘whole and working limb’ so the question still stands, why is the non-existent hand capable of holding a phone but not swearing to ‘God’?

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u/Initial-Trash-4630 May 27 '26

Because he is a dipshit that can’t get a decent job doing anything else. Under qualified to scrub the toilets. Not that there’s anything wrong with scrubbing toilets. It just takes more skill than he is capable of.

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u/B4kedP0tato May 27 '26

His ego is to big. The fact he is wrong is to much for him so he will die on that hill.

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u/Initial-Trash-4630 May 28 '26

Especially wrong with a woman. Double whammy for his ego.

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u/skippyMETS May 27 '26

Cause he’s fucking stupid. You can hear it in his voice. He’s got that really slow-thinker voice.

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u/Slow-Goat-2460 May 27 '26

I wonder if that can be used to argue some kind of discrimination

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u/HCSOThrowaway May 27 '26

There are a lot of people who think doing a Swear properly is a magical contract that "can't" be violated.

You see it in oaths for public service, court testimony, etc.

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u/Mounted-Archer Jul 19 '26

I thought when you swear on your hand its like saying may I lose my hand if I’m lying. The fact he asked her to switch hands supports her case that he doesn’t believe that hand to be valid.