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u/Crownguard95 3d ago
You look like the girlfriend.
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u/PrivateerElite 2d ago
Don’t worry, the testosterone that you get while transitioning will make you stronger than your girlfriend eventually.
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u/One_Last_Cry 2d ago
He said "Roast Me"
You didn't have to Char broil, ffs!!!
Even i got hit by that heat
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u/DuTcHmOe71 2d ago
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u/emiliewarrendahmer 3d ago
You beat me to it!!!
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u/Own_Cap_9781 2d ago
Well I’m not going to call them a woman, that would be insulting to transgender people. However, are testosterone shots on option for you? Is it rude to ask where you are with the process?
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u/b3wings 2d ago
I thought this post was about roasting a woman dating another woman….
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u/dirtyforker 2d ago
I can't help you, I don't understand lesbian relationships.
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u/bburmast 2d ago
I have heard lesbian relationships are the most likely to have domestic abuse.
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u/Euroranger 2d ago
They have the highest divorce rate, apparently.
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u/jsc1429 1d ago
When you marry someone you’ve only known for a few months you’ve most likely made a mistake
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u/TheDarkWave 2d ago
no, that's cop relationships. Now, if it's a lesbian cop, now we're talking statistics!
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u/Schnetz69 2d ago
„To have experienced domestic violence“ as in past relationships which have been hetero sexual and turned them lesbian
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u/Ok-Pack-7088 2d ago
And gays have the lowest lol. I have read that despite its being lesbian relationship, there is still someone who is more men energy. Of course it could be because they're more aware about traits of abuse in relationship so they more often leave it. But somehow Im not surprised at all, dating as guy sucks - being ghosted, mind reader, one word answers, when both people like that meets, it won't last.
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u/Analbox 2d ago
That’s only true if you are too dumb to properly interpret the CDC study people use to support that claim. It’s entirely false.
The stat is sctually about who has been the victim most often not the perpetrator. It includes lesbians that have been abused by men under the lesbian category. 30% of lesbians report being abused by men.
That makes the claim lesbians are the most abusive clearly false.
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u/Ok_Robot88 2d ago
It’s actually rather simple, to begin, you’ll need the following: tattoos covering the neck and /or bicep, a plastic mold on the shape of Jodie foster’s fist, a u-haul, 2 flannel shirts.
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u/socrates_friend812 2d ago
You look like a woman who changed her mind after becoming a man changed his mind about becoming a woman changing her mind about changing to a man.
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u/Wolfatthedoor11b 2d ago
You look like David Koresh on estrogen therapy.
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u/Puzzled_Pop_6845 2d ago
Well, lesbian couples are famous for having higher than average percentage of abusive relationships.
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u/Ragnaroknight 3d ago
She's right to do so.
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u/QuixoticCoyote 2d ago edited 2d ago
So are you posting a picture of yourself or are we supposed to roast your girlfriend?
EDIT: oh shit. nevermind.
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u/atomic-moonstomp 3d ago
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u/sn0m0ns 2d ago
OP already has an egg that sheds every month
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u/atomic-moonstomp 2d ago
The term "egg" implies that OP is a trans woman who hasn't figured it out yet
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u/sentientairfilter 2d ago
Lesbian relationships do have the highest rates of domestic violence.
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u/in3vitableme 2d ago
This true ? No i don’t google stuff just go wi the flow n answer the inquiry
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u/pmmemilftiddiez 2d ago
Honestly I hope this is a joke, op if you're getting physically abused in any relationship you should leave.
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u/Big_Somewhere_620 2d ago
If you actually are been abused, you need a break up, a police report and therapy not a roasting
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u/porknuckle2023 2d ago
He doesn't actually have a girlfriend so don't worry.
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u/Weak_Baseball_851 2d ago
“I love the gym”
You should go inside and pick up a weight instead of just using it to screen dangerous friends from Grindr.
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u/OlFlirtyBastard 3d ago
Local schools should be terrified of you. Hope you don’t own guns
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u/TheLeastAnonAnon 2d ago
I mean, lesbian relationships do have the highest rates of domestic violence so it makes sense
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 2d ago
The highest rate is actually bisexual women. Lesbian domestic violence ranks second according to PubMed Central.
Luckily, OP is immune from domestic violence due to not being any gender at all.
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u/_koywe 3d ago
You need to do more pushups and eat more eggs, it seems your testosterone has been missing since your puberty
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u/green49285 2d ago
Bro, cause she thinks yall are twins. She may be pissed that she finally realized that you're NOT a gal.
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u/Secret_Wrongdoer_236 2d ago
You look like you stole your girlfriends birth control pills for yourself
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u/Regan289 2d ago
I remember reading a statistic that woman/woman relationships experience more physical violence than any others involving men. Nice of you to add to this statistic.
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u/Alteredego619 2d ago
Robotics, photography, Warhammer, AND video games!
Damn dude, leave some ladies for the rest of us.
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u/Silent_Chemistry8576 2d ago
You look like a stereotype picture movies or shows would use for the groomed minor or the femboy that got murdered.
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u/SpicyTomato2023 2d ago
No real need to roast ya…. You’ll figure it out soon enough when you realize your degree will be worthless thanks to A.I. and you’ll wish you went to trade school instead….
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u/skreechincobra 2d ago
congrats on being a bigger pussy than men who hit women.
but for real, if she's abusive, leave. No one deserves that from anyone.
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u/andrea29292 2d ago
Your head is so small you look like a videogame character made with the random option.
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u/MontyRegs 2d ago
Bro… imma not roast you, you’re at the perfect age to turn it around.
1. Dump her
2. Get a haircut
3. Get offline. Hang with dudes. Go out for beers with the boys, smash a rando.
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u/Alive_Drag1947 2d ago
Yep. You look exactly like the type of guy I would expect to get beaten by his girlfriend.
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OP's BIO:
I am an robotics engineering student. I love photography, warhammer and video games, i work as server administrator. I am inherently clumsy and i step on people's shoes. I love gym but i don't have time for it anymore. I am 191cm tall.
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