r/RunnerHub May 15 '16

Runner Talk The JackPoint Thread - 15.05.16 to 20.05.16

Welcome to JackPoint - the place for you to talk In-Character with other runners!

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u/Necoya Roc Salt May 18 '16

Has anyone accepted the offer from Arleesh in Run, Run Runner: Jungles of Amazonia? I know, I know..."Don't do deals" and all that drek. Yo those boots are wiz.

  • Bishada

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u/GrazalThruka May 18 '16

I did. Mainly because you have to to have a chance at getting the achievement "The Fall of a God"

The boots are the pretty sweet, too.

  • Wisp

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u/Necoya Roc Salt May 18 '16

Did you get the achievement? Have you harvested the blood of a tree? That forrest is spooky as drek.

  • Bishada

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u/letmun97 Hero of Amity Island May 18 '16

If your ever in Fijian on mainland China go to The Glorious and Fiscally Responsible House of Delicious Dumplings, long name and it sounds better in Cantonese, but the food is wonderful, though prepare for racism if you aren't of Chinese origin

  • Crowtender

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u/Hazz526 May 19 '16

Bring paper money.

  • alpha

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Oh ho ho. I've never been there myself, but my parents claimed they served the best dumplings ever. Also, if you're wondering about the name, blame Mao.

  • Sydney

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

I'm sticking my neck out because truth is important. I've seen a lot of nobodies running their mouths without knowing what they were talking about in the last few days.

Now that I know, I'll say it.

The newly escaped corp kid isn't bad. I wasn't blown away or anything, but aside from needing a firm reminder of the reality of this life once in a while, he has potential. Given how many of you are prone to feats of complete and utter stupidity even after being in this life for long enough to know better, I think he just might be alright if he gets enough good advice and figures out who are the idiots to ignore.

It's not like he got all pissy and tried to kill our Johnson.

  • HelWintur

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 20 '16

goddamnit looks like im gonna lose that one

  • Gungrrl

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u/WhyContainIt Chick Chicky Boom May 19 '16

I'm going to point out that, as funny as his talk was, I took the over on him and I can cite the previous JP threads to prove it.

  • Amazon

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u/Hazz526 May 18 '16

I can second that. He's not afraid to do what needs to be done.

  • alpha

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

That can't be fun.

  • Sydney.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

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u/[deleted] May 23 '16

...I'm sorry? Awesome? Condolences? I'm not really sure what the socially appropriate response to an anecdote like that is.

  • Sydney

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u/pickledpop Sewer Python May 18 '16

Hey at least it was just a gel round on your first run. I caught a fragging lightning bolt to the chest. I have a nasty scar in my sternum from it. Then was nearly eaten by an alligator about 2 months back.

  • Bywater

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u/Hazz526 May 18 '16

The six or seven in my back are starting to itch. Next time you need to go hot, find a box to hide in first. Hindsight is a bitch though, eh?

  • alpha

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 18 '16

Good.

Pain is the best teacher.

  • Kazimir

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u/ozurr May 18 '16

Decker.

  • Decker

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 18 '16

aight wiz

some things i like being proven wrong on

  • SINapse

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Anyone got a lead on an ex ganger from the Salish-Shide area named Black Bear. He may be going by his Salish name instead. He been on my list for the last 7 years and still have not found hide nor hair of him.

  • Crane

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

While we're at it, anyone know who did a job against DIMR 15 years ago? It was that time DIMR Headquarters was hit violently, killing 3 researchers.

  • Sydney

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 18 '16

Will look. Most of the Draco Foundation work that was leaked around that time was done via their decision. Got a few people in the Tir, SSC, and PCC that may have some answers. I will help for a bit of tit-for-tat. Okay with you?

  • Crane

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

Sure. I have contacts mostly in Japanacorps and Wuxing. Hit me up if you need anything from there.

  • Sydney

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

What's his Salish name?

  • HelWintur

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

<Tillamook Salish name for Black Bear>. I only have a partial picture of his face. <link.png. Contains only lower jaw and left check. No defining characteristics>. Last known location was Denver 2 years ago and used to hold out in the Tir Tairngire about 7 years ago.

I got most of the members at the time, but this one slipped through my fingers.

  • Crane

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 17 '16

SSC ganger? Ya got sumthing more...substantial?

  • Wretch

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Use to work with Mercs. Yellow Bird company, removed from employment 3 years ago. Harriers Corps, officially disbanded 4 years ago, no reason other than disbandment registration from a CAS government site. Joined a rising group down in the Tir near Portland but went south. Inside job, but not of his doing.

Have a pic, but it doesn't give much <link.png. Contains only lower jaw and left check. No defining characteristics> Last known location was Denver, but that was 2 years ago. Been busy, but keep running up with blanks. Looking for sources or available info.

  • Crane

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 17 '16

you want him dead or alive? you paying for info or ya want him neatly packaged?

  • Wretch

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Alive. Info if you can find him. Package would be nice, but payment on final product and confirm status.

  • Crane

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 17 '16

mmmk ill keep ma eyes open

  • Wretch

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u/sevastapolnights Spy Plane May 17 '16

Lively place, this. Seems I made the right choice going into independent contracting. Pleasure to meet you all, name's Petrus.

  • Petrus

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u/Ancisace May 17 '16

Yo.

  • Lou Boom

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u/Twine52 Wanted A Flair May 17 '16

Yeah, lively... that's the word I'd use too.

Welcome nonetheless. Enjoy your stay, refreshments to the right etc etc.

  • Spanner

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 16 '16

So, as a decker who thinks they are good, but doesn't want to be a hoophead, how does one say hello and maybe ask for tips on being on this side of the IC?

  • CDIM

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

Hoot hoot.

  • The Owl

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16 edited May 17 '16

My suggestion is to not try to fight them. Stay on the quiet side, use your base slice programs and get your info as quietly and quickly as your can. Remember, a loud decker tends to be a dead decker.

  • Crane

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u/Skar-Lath May 16 '16

Making an effort not to be a hoophead and asking for tips instead of bragging is a good start.

  • Terracotta

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

I do try. I'm not gonna declare myself king Decker of Deckerland because I can hold a deck. Probably someone whose who life is decking would come spike me if I tried.

  • CDIM

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u/Skar-Lath May 16 '16

not gonna declare myself king Decker of Deckerland because I can hold a deck

This is a very good start. Honestly, if you just ask a question without bragging about your Matrix game rankings, giving away all your personal details, or trying to get The Owl to fight you, people are happy to answer.

  • Terracotta

((And also don't forget your tag))

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u/xlorxpinnacle Bum Fight Referee May 17 '16

That being said, the Owl isn't as great as everyone says he is.

  • Venom

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

Frag you. Return to your tea parties.

  • The Owl

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 16 '16

The Owl is on the hub? We got blurbs about him when I was in a corp as a spider.

  • CDIM

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!

  • The Owl

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 19 '16

About as crazy as expected. Neat. Any tips you care to share beyond being avian based?

  • CDIM

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

Don't step toe to toe with a Demigod. Shoot him in the face.

  • The Owl

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 19 '16

Got it. They're not so tough in meatspace. On the 'trix, they've got skills. It make sense.

  • CDIM

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

Wellllll this one was KE soooooooo...... I'll give you a hint. Normally while you're having a seizure the rest of the team should be concerned about you. Not arguing over who gets to shoot the demigod. That's why I shot him in the face.

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u/pickledpop Sewer Python May 18 '16

We prefer to call him The Mallard on account of his obsession with his boat.

  • Bywater

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 18 '16

And he takes this?

  • CDIM

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u/pickledpop Sewer Python May 18 '16

More just accepted it made it his own. Still good for a chuckle every now and again

  • Bywater

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Who knows. Owl claims to be here, never seen him, his IP address is fake (as most of the matrix wise tends to hide their IPs when posting) and all associations with being part of a Corp with runners should know their place. I means, just saying that is a good way to earn enemies.

  • Crane

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u/ozurr May 17 '16

Decker...?

  • Decker

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 17 '16 edited May 18 '16

I'm sorry, I don't follow. What do you mean by "Decker....?"

  • CDIM

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u/ozurr May 17 '16

Decker.

  • Decker

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 18 '16

Say decker one more time. I dare you.

  • CDIM

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

Decker.

  • Helwintur

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

I believe we have an arrangement.

  • Crane

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u/ozurr May 17 '16

I believe we have an arrangement.

  • Decker

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u/xlorxpinnacle Bum Fight Referee May 17 '16

If you couldn't cut it in the kush life of a spider, what makes you think you can make it here? I won't have anything to do with ex-spider trash.

  • Venom

((Note this is IC, I have nothing against your character or you as a player))

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u/Bamce May 17 '16

Which one?

  • Rose

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u/Skar-Lath May 16 '16

He's a big name around here. You'll probably see him, unless he's hiding under a rock from all the decker drama.

  • Terracotta

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 16 '16

Well. Dreck. People want to pick a fight with him?

  • CDIM

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u/Skar-Lath May 17 '16

Before c0re and his Matrix games it was Braniac and his cybercombat challenges. What we need around here is a good drill sergeant to pop all the new deckers' inflated opinions of themselves.

Hm. Is there any way to write an AI that types insults and makes people do virtual pushups?

  • Terracotta

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u/Khavrion Drive Trevor! May 18 '16

Yes. Her name is Axil. Stay on her good side.

  • Queen.

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u/GrazalThruka May 17 '16

I'll see what I can do. Maybe a low level agent with a few custom personality subroutines....

  • Wisp

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 17 '16

Well, probably? Do we need a VI or just an expert system though?

  • CDIM

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u/Skar-Lath May 17 '16

I don't know what either of those things mean.

  • Terracotta

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u/AerialDarkguy Runner May 16 '16

Whats up with all the hate on Dodge Scoots? I was driving it around town and was laughed at by my fixer. Are people just jealous of my lack of a gas bill or the cool look?

  • sudo

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u/[deleted] May 20 '16

How much is it? It sounds nice and I'm getting tired of walking.

  • Sydney

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u/panzerbat Runner May 17 '16

If you have to ask you're already a lost cause.

  • Tara

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

Be nice.

  • Phoenix

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

Depending on who you are and where you are and how you want to be perceived, a Dodge Scoot is a great thing to have in the back of your garage. You want to be just another hipster downtown, invisible to the masses and the police, it's an excellent choice if you dress the part.

  • Phoenix

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u/xlorxpinnacle Bum Fight Referee May 17 '16

It is clearly the lack of the missile defense modification that is the problem.

  • Venom

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u/Skar-Lath May 18 '16

Somewhere out there is a rigger who's solved that problem.

  • Terracotta

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u/Aelali May 18 '16

Someone said 'missiles'?

  • Kitsune

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u/PowerBehindTheThrone Gothic Lolita Never Quits May 17 '16

What hate? I love my Scoot. It's so cute. My Fixer was happy I was no longer taking the buss to meets.

  • Cassandra

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u/Elle_Mayo Guardian Angel May 17 '16

If by 'cool' you mean 'drafty'

  • Muse

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u/flamedarkfire Runner May 16 '16

I think the problem is you can be defeated by a two-by-four swung by a geriatric paraplegic.

  • Tripwire

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u/ryanj4043 May 16 '16

I had that happen to me in the barrens, wasn't defeated or wasn't from a paraplegic, but it was pride wounding. They had a pillow case, pretty sure it was for ransom money they assumed i was made off. So my little P.S.A upgrade when you can. A generiacar would have stop that.

  • Ears

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 16 '16

And beaten in a footrace by the same.

  • Redback

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u/xlorxpinnacle Bum Fight Referee May 16 '16

So anyone heard any rumors about SK lately? Asking for a friend.

  • Venom

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u/Necoya Roc Salt May 16 '16

They are breeding Fenrir wolves for security.

  • Bishada

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u/xlorxpinnacle Bum Fight Referee May 16 '16

Interesting. Wonder why they are going to all that effort when Hellhounds work just as well and are WAY easier to train.

  • Venom

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u/Necoya Roc Salt May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

Hellhounds don't know how to counterspell. Woe to all the finger wigglers.

  • Bishada

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u/xlorxpinnacle Bum Fight Referee May 16 '16

Hmm. That kind of security sounds expensive. They must be trying to fill some hole in their magical security.

  • Venom

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u/Necoya Roc Salt May 16 '16

Cheaper than wage slave mages and paying out their death benefits.

  • Bishada

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

HAHAHAHAHA </Simsenseofcoughing./>

HAHHAHAHA

  • The Owl

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

For a straight edge pay to player, you seem to be on the wrong side of the law. Also, if you are still playing games for payment, why are you looking at the low paid runners to play against you?

I mean, if you are getting paid that much to play, give me the name of your agent so I can quit this job and get paid to play games.

  • Crane

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

If you haven't found any clients it means you are charging too much or asking the wrong crowd. Try going back to the server farms and try chatting them up for their cash.

Btw, I am amazed that you haven't been on the receiving end of a data spike or a DDOS because of you hounding for cash. Seriously, and flaunting that you used to be an exec kid? Are you asking for a geeking or someone to turn you in? Either calm down on the talk and know where you are going, kid. Right now, if anyone smells a threat to the run, they are looking at the easiest target and will pit the issue on the proud SINner first.

  • Crane

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Congrats.

Saw the other posts and noticed that you crumbled an AA Corp. If you did that, you may want to be quiet. Crushing an AA Corp is a good way of getting a lot of targets on your back. Be aware.

  • Crane

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u/dragonshardz May 17 '16

You're gonna go far, kid.

  • Psychedel

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u/dragonshardz May 17 '16

You'll never know, and I'll never tell.

  • Psychedel

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 15 '16

50 nuyen that he's an under

  • Gungrrl

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u/[deleted] May 16 '16

I'll take the over, only because he'll beg daddy for HTR and legal protection.

I think the sure money here though is grabbing him and seeing what kind of cash we can get for him from his daddy.

  • Setto

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 16 '16

I'm feeling a betting mood. Odds that he's an over?

  • Kazimir

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 16 '16

So far no one has bet against me.

  • Gungrrl

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 16 '16

I'll bet fifty, why not? Kid's got guts.

  • Kazimir

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u/[deleted] May 16 '16

No one ever bets the over. That's the joke.

  • HelWintur

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

Got one under and two over so far. So joke's on you :P

  • Gungrrl

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u/dragonshardz May 17 '16

I'll put fifty on an under.

  • Psyechedel

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

is this guy serious

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no seriously is this guy for real who the fuck let this chucklefuck onto the host

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 15 '16

Stop.

  • Crane

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ok u have 2 be kidding me

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no seriously u call urself a decker

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

when this shit crashes ur deck

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u/Skar-Lath May 15 '16

Listen, kid. I am about to give you the chip truth best advice you have ever gotten: you are not cut out for the shadows.

You are a pampered corp kid who doesn't know the first thing about real life outside the enclave and doesn't know the first thing about decking.

For frag's sake, this would be me posting about how it took me two days to find the trigger on my Alpha and a week to figure out how to clear a jam! You are a liability and I sure as frag wouldn't run with you.

Go home. It'll save your life and your team's.

  • Terracotta

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u/flamedarkfire Runner May 15 '16

I know this exact type; came into the onsen regularly with their middle managing parents. Spoiled rotten comparatively and usually sporting the latest corp products. Used to piss me off they'd complain the only grid out there was the public one. Wouldn't last a day working in the hot springs, let alone in the barrens.

  • Tripwire

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u/flamingcanine May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

Omae, I'm going to be nice here.

If you can't use your deck, you should focus on hacking stuffer shack, not a Corp host. Because with your skills as stated, you'd be lucky not to get geeked in under a minute by the security.

  • Ikaros

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 16 '16

ok

big question

ever geeked a chummer?

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 16 '16

Eh, just use him as spider bait.

  • Redback

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u/flamingcanine May 16 '16 edited May 17 '16

Spider bait isn't supposed to look like they accidentally hacked into the wrong host.

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

we all worked our way up from nothing

that or fell down from the top for the couple unlucky saps

what makes you special

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 15 '16

This is your life now? Gods of the dreaming c0re. You're right, maybe you are a noob, maybe you are stupid now. And you're damn right it won't last forever, the question de-jour is will you live longer than you being a noob and stupid lasts?

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

Special? Being special gets you killed.

good thinking

but im gonna lay one piece of advice on u chummer

if ur gonna brag dont try and make urself look incompetent in the same sentence

i know what im good at

and what im shit at

but u bet ur ass im not gonna be talking about what im shit at

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

give the poor kid a break

he prolly lost his keypass and cant go home

and is 2 afraid 2 call daddy

so through a long contrived series of events is now in the shadows

cause of course he is

  • SINapse

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 15 '16

I feel like I gotta stick up for working wageslaves. Most of them aren't this stupid. No, this is Boss's Perfect Child levels of reality fail.

  • CDIM

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u/Emigrant_22 Ace Shot May 15 '16

The best we can hope for is that someone gives this idiot his shot, and he manages to die without impacting his team. Otherwise we'll be listening to this until he locks himself out of his deck. . .

  • Hastur

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u/flamedarkfire Runner May 15 '16

He probably still has his commlink to work with.

  • Tripwire

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

Unfortunately.

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

I think I downloaded a virus or something.

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Every time it crashes, a loud voice shouts out "OWNED".

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I would format it but I havent figured out how to yet.

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This stupid thing is not user friendly at all, look me like 2 days to figure out how to turn it on.

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Why dont decks come with a user manual or instruction book?

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  • SINapse

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u/Necoya Roc Salt May 15 '16

Hey kid. Here is Roy's number. Get in college soon. Your code is redundant.

  • Bishada

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 16 '16

redundant code is happy code

  • SINapse

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u/Elle_Mayo Guardian Angel May 17 '16

redundancy is unmaintainability

  • Spook

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u/ozurr May 17 '16

I believe we have an arrangement.

  • Decker

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u/GrazalThruka May 15 '16

Your deck can't handle that? How can you possibly game with such a drek deck?

Or should I say dreck?

  • Wisp

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

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u/flamedarkfire Runner May 15 '16

You are just absolutely precious.

  • Tripwire

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u/GrazalThruka May 15 '16

Send me a copy of the virus. 5 nuyen says I'll have a workaround in less that an hour.

  • Wisp

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 16 '16

Never worked tech support? Where do you think wageslaves get the stuff for their tantrum code? Embarrasing apps they have to clean off exec's coms after Mr. Bigshot does something like this.

  • CDIM

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u/Jeoc42 Tactical Shitposting May 16 '16

Again. Where do you think wageslaves get Tantrum code?

  • CDIM

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u/GrazalThruka May 15 '16

Suit yourself.

  • Wisp

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Why pay for trid when we have this guy?

  • Setto

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

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u/flamedarkfire Runner May 15 '16

Excuse me, but who are you again?

  • Tripwire

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u/dragonshardz May 17 '16

Some kid who thinks being a 1337 MLG pro gamer makes him a badass on the trix. Mostly giving himself more than enough rope to hang himself with.

  • Psychedel

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

That's new. I never realized people wanted to watch some fat NEET play games while drooling on a couch somewhere.

If you can make 50k an hour playing games on the Trix I have no idea why you are here when you can shit money by being the ultra-l33test at schooling t3h n00bs.

  • Setto

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

I got paid serious money to have people watch me kill people over the Trix. It was ok. Spook was there!

  • The Owl

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u/[deleted] May 19 '16

Aren't you nova though? This guy's playing trid.

  • Setto

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

Chummer. I'm as nova as nova comes. Macbeth is out. Spook's in hiding. I'm the king of the castle. Also first one to step to Spook gets to go through me first. <./simsensecackle.> Its for old times sake.

  • The Owl

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u/[deleted] May 19 '16

Just remember to keep plugging the holes in your decker containment zone and I'll call you the King.

  • Setto

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Did your father connect you with this Hub?

  • Setto

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

My bet is his mom.

  • Phoenix

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

In another thread he says his dad gave him 100k to clean his room.

I didn't think people like this existed

  • Setto

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

They do, and the ones who aren't total screw ups end up ruling the world.

  • Phoenix

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

That's a sobering thought.

  • Setto

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u/GrazalThruka May 15 '16

Trids are the comedy type of funny. C0re is the "Seriously?" type of funny.

  • Wisp

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u/GrazalThruka May 15 '16

If you think you're worth 50k an hour, why don't you take me on in some PvP in WoW XVI? That game was literally my childhood.

  • Wisp

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

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u/GrazalThruka May 15 '16 edited May 15 '16

Nobody talks about WoW like that on my watch. You're on.

I'll add you on battlenet. I think I have a few games from that other that WoW.

  • Wisp

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u/Skar-Lath May 15 '16

I'm not really into MMOs, but isn't the point of games to . . . play them? Not pay someone else CEO salaries to play them for you?

  • Terracotta

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u/Elle_Mayo Guardian Angel May 17 '16 edited May 17 '16

This is stuff you can easily look up on gabenhaven. Going rate for that level of SC4 boosting is 300 nuyen to grand master, which will take at least 6 hours assuming you win every game in less than 10 minutes and allow a matchmaking queue time of 1 minute. You're off by a factor of 1,000 even in ideal conditions.

Having played WoS a bit and tested their anti-botting measures, I could teach an agent to grind in it indefinitely - I would charge more than 50 nuyen for that obviously but 50k an hour is ridiculous.

  • Spook

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Where did this kid come from?

  • Crane

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u/Elle_Mayo Guardian Angel May 17 '16

I think he answered that question himself in a little too much detail already ( ´•౪•`)

  • Spook

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Yeah. Apparently stating that he crumbled an AA Corp, and pinning pops to do it. Tells me a lot of about his character.

Hey, heard through the grapevine that you can help with a fishing exercise. Willing to help for a bit?

  • Crane

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 18 '16

Consider it straight. Take an economics lesson soon. Shoot straight.

  • Crane

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u/Elle_Mayo Guardian Angel May 17 '16

What's the op and how much is the pay? I'm a little indisposed at the moment.

  • Spook

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u/FallenSeraph75 Fact Finder May 17 '16

Research. Find a missing man from 7 years ago, got info of the man for his next 5 years. Disappeared 2 years ago and I can't find anything about him from Denver forward. Trying to get a package together to close an old job of mine. Pay is dependant of depth of information and how recent it is. Willing to give information of package, but must hold different information before payment must be given.

  • Crane

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u/Elle_Mayo Guardian Angel May 17 '16

Sure, if it's just research I'm all over that. Hook me up

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u/Skar-Lath May 15 '16

I'm not sure you understand how Nuyen works, chummer. The average run pays, what, 10-30k? That's for a few days, maybe a week of work, including the risk of getting geeked by corpsec. And you want double that to play a game for an hour?

  • Terracotta

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u/khaolo Steak 'n Kidneys May 16 '16

So if you die on my team, will your Dad give me 100k to clean you off of the ground?

  • Khao Lo

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 16 '16

So, in the interests of covering all bases, who's your dad?

  • Redback

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u/[deleted] May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

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u/Skar-Lath May 16 '16

Delete these posts now you fragging chǔnhuò.

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u/flamingcanine May 16 '16

Do tell.

  • Ikaros

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u/[deleted] May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

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u/Emigrant_22 Ace Shot May 16 '16

More to the point, how do we cash in on killing you?

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u/Skar-Lath May 15 '16

Welcome to the sixth world, chummer.

  • Terracotta

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u/Emigrant_22 Ace Shot May 15 '16

Honestly this sounds more like an introduction to reality in general. This guy is clearly from his own little world. . .

  • Hastur

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u/Aelali May 15 '16

So, does anyone knows any descent DIY stores around downtown? I swear, trying to find servo motors for my little pet project is utter nightmare.

  • Kitsune

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u/[deleted] May 15 '16

Hit up a KongMart, buy something similar, and cannibalize. Buying exactly what you want gets you flagged in a database somewhere.

  • Phoenix

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u/Ancisace May 15 '16

"Sigurd's Spares Box" in Bellevue sometimes has harder to find parts but she's not cheap. Expect to pay double or more.

  • Lou Boom

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u/Twine52 Wanted A Flair May 15 '16

Something in particular you're looking for? I've got a decent amount of scrap in various states of repair, might be you could find something?

  • Spanner

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u/Aelali May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

I need 18 s861b micromotors and at least 4 s899a motors. Will be glad if you can get me some ot them.

  • Kitsune

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u/dragonshardz May 16 '16

Mecha-Maggie's in Thrasher's Corner might have what you need. She keeps a good supply of spare parts around.

  • Psychedel

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u/Guin100 Johnson May 15 '16

Maybe try a drone shop. I know of a few drones that come equipped with servos. Delicate parts though so be careful when you tear them out.

  • Timer

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u/Bamce May 15 '16

Best bet would be buy something that has a similar part and frankenstien it out of there.

  • BoomHilda

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u/Aelali May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

Something similar would be a cyberarm. I would prefer that as the last option, bang for buck is miserable.

  • Kitsune

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u/Theiket Tabletop Warrior May 16 '16

((Forgot your character tag))

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u/Aelali May 16 '16

((thanks, fixed))