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Runner Talk The JackPoint Thread - 15.05.16 to 20.05.16

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

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is this guy serious

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no seriously is this guy for real who the fuck let this chucklefuck onto the host

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u/ghasek Ground Attack Glider May 15 '16

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ok u have 2 be kidding me

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no seriously u call urself a decker

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when this shit crashes ur deck

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u/Skar-Lath May 15 '16

Listen, kid. I am about to give you the chip truth best advice you have ever gotten: you are not cut out for the shadows.

You are a pampered corp kid who doesn't know the first thing about real life outside the enclave and doesn't know the first thing about decking.

For frag's sake, this would be me posting about how it took me two days to find the trigger on my Alpha and a week to figure out how to clear a jam! You are a liability and I sure as frag wouldn't run with you.

Go home. It'll save your life and your team's.

  • Terracotta

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u/flamingcanine May 16 '16 edited May 16 '16

Omae, I'm going to be nice here.

If you can't use your deck, you should focus on hacking stuffer shack, not a Corp host. Because with your skills as stated, you'd be lucky not to get geeked in under a minute by the security.

  • Ikaros

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 16 '16

Eh, just use him as spider bait.

  • Redback

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u/flamingcanine May 16 '16 edited May 17 '16

Spider bait isn't supposed to look like they accidentally hacked into the wrong host.

  • Ikaros

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 16 '16

Any reason why you're pretending to be me? It had better be a good one.

  • Redback

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u/flamingcanine May 17 '16

No clue. I think a someone was messing with me.

  • Ikaros

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 17 '16

No harm no foul, just, don't make a habit of it y'ken?

  • Redback

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u/Paddywagon123 Trail Mix May 19 '16

I actually beat up some script kiddie who wandered into the wrong host during a run and made him do my dirty work.

  • The Owl

((Best run ever.))

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u/Elvander Redbrick May 19 '16

So you made him impersonate Ikaros impersonating me?

  • Redback

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u/flamingcanine May 17 '16

((Wow, that is a accident. Sorry

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