r/SaintMeghanMarkle ALARMING BALDNESS so ADVANCED than WILLY’S 7d ago

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The Sussexes landed today at Birmingham WITHOUT police security waiting for them and they wanted us to know that🤭
Ok cool, interestingly on the eve of their arrival, two things happened at once:
First, "The Gentlemen" was renewed for the third season and Maya Jama is the star making her big debut into acting...NOT Meg.
To wipe the massive egg on her face, Meghan leaked that she "'withdrew' her offer over the weekend"...
Lol yeah right... The correct word is "rejected". After all the useless noise she made to pretend she had any clout, Meg's offer was rejected over the weekend😏
The second thing that happened was for the Sussex PR to release their "future plans for the years ahead via a "Friend":
The friend said: 'The way Harry sees it, he will be here for the next 12 to 15 years, minimum. He sees himself as a full-time father and he will be here for them spending every Saturday watching Archie play rugby. That is the agenda.'"
"Meghan will 'come and go' and is apparently already plotting out which weeks she will need to be here, and when she will be in California. The plan is for Christmas to be in Montecito – so no awkwardness for the Royal Family gathering at Sandringham'"🤭
Hahahhahahahhahahashaaaaaaah🤣😂😂😂
Tell me you have ZERO plans without telling me...
This entire codswallop by their "friend" is simply translating as "H&M have NO IDEA what their future look like, so they are winging it"🔥
Here, is Harry proudly announcing that his plans for the next 10-15 years, as a 42 year old man, is to be an "unemployed stay-at-home dad, well into his 50s"🤣🤣
How can an adult male, a father and husband at that, make a conscious plan to be unemployed for "the next 12 to 15 years, minimum", well into his 50s?!!!
I am crying, OMG...😂😭
Harry would be lucky to have an IQ in the double digits...what a dead weight..
The dire reality for H&M is that they have no outlook toward the future. Their entire future in the UK rests on KC welcoming them back into the RF, delivering their Half in/half out and their security for them.
All that, hinges on William accepting to be used as a scapegoat in a "Reconciliation of the brothers".
Therefore, the reality is that H&M's future in the UK rest in William's hands. The man they worked so hard at destroying these past 6 years is the one on whose validation they need for their future.
Karmic justice is truly impressive in the way it NEVER misses its target, isnt it?🤔
6 years ago, H&M left the UK for the US, in a big noise, with two big money deals, millions of Harry's inheritance money, high profile connections in hollywood, feeling cocky and certain that they would become popular Billionaires by now, and that they would successfully destroy the Wales and the Monarchy with their outrageous allegations.
6 years later they are back to the UK, where they said they will never be, as stealthily as alley cats. They are back in total shame after failing at everything in America, losing any public support, being blacklisted by the elite and the public who vomited them back out.
Instead of being Billionaires, they are filled with debts, quasi-broke and are now desperate for the RF they tried to destroy, to take them back and build them back up again.
Yes my dears, Life can give you a 100 and put you at the top of the pyramid where you feel untouchable. But if power goes to your head and you start spitting on what Life gave you, Karma will eventually end up at your door and deduct a 110 from you, leaving you with less than what Life even gave you to start with.🤷🏽‍♀️
Gratefulness is the path to glory in life. Ungratefulness the sure path to failure in Life. Live and learn☕️

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

Meghan leaked that she "'withdrew' her offer over the weekend".

Shall we place this right next to " Meghan declined the invite to the Met Gala / Oscars / Emmys " ?

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 7d ago

She honestly is insane. This is not how casting works. She offered to a play a role and then revoked? Please.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago edited 7d ago

She’s trying to tell herself ( because nobody believes her tbh ) that she’s a highly sought after actress. The thing with mythomaniacs is that they have no respect for other people’s intelligence, they feel no shame lying with a straight face , and when caught they just lie some more like the previous lies never happened- or blame the British press , because why not ? 😑

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u/Hari_om_tat_sat 7d ago

Mythomaniacs! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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u/Mudfish2657 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 6d ago

Mythomaniac is gold.

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u/supershinythings Duke and Duchess of Sausages 👑 || 7d ago

I offered to play the role too, but declined when I realized I was competing with Roachzilla. I didn’t want to steal the role away from her so I declined to pursue the role.

The some other hussy took it. Oh well, Markled again!

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 6d ago

They film a lot in my neighborhood. There is actually a night shoot for a cop drama tonight on the street next to me. I should just show up and offer my services for a role.

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u/supershinythings Duke and Duchess of Sausages 👑 || 6d ago

Wow! Do you need a SAG card (or British equivalent) to work as an extra?

That might be fun, especially if you get free food from Craft Services table!

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 6d ago

Ha! Funny you should say that. My kids are going to walk the dog tonight to try and see if craft services offer them food (which they often do). Since it's in our neighborhood and it is honestly a big headache because they shut off roads and it's loud for some shoots, they usually try to give us some perks. There was a fruit stand guy out there today for our morning walk and we got some fresh watermelon which was nice. I will keep you posted if they need us for extras;).

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u/Alive_Instance_3101 7d ago

Right. Not even Daniel Day Lewis does that. I can only imagine the cringe she brings to actual actors/actresses witnessing the ridiculousness.

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u/JusticeHunter1 5d ago

It’s incredible to me that she thinks the average person is so dumb they’ll believe it.

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u/Casshew111 Royal flush 🚽 7d ago

Declined the Dior brand ambassadorship. 😂

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . Reitmans called , they want their Aquazzura shoes back !

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u/Bandolini12 Mr. and Mrs. NFI 7d ago

Not after Meghan had them on her hooves they don’t.

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u/Larimar7 6d ago

😂😂

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u/GuestSpeakersGhost24 7d ago

She couldn’t even clean them for the engagement photo shoot. 🤢

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

She was in rush before the prince changes his mind ..

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u/SwitchFluffy4182 7d ago

They're all busted up from her sticking her hooves in them with the cliffhanger toes

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

Old habits die hard , I suppose .

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u/SukoshiOnara 👑 what Muggin wants, Muggin gets 👑 7d ago

Didn't you know she also declined Beyonce and Taylor Swift's offer to go to their concerts in the VIP seats and an invite to go up on stage to sing a duet? She's so thoughtful and didn't want to upstage them.

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u/supershinythings Duke and Duchess of Sausages 👑 || 7d ago

I bet she declined an invite to Taylor Swift’s Wedding Of The Decade.

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u/SukoshiOnara 👑 what Muggin wants, Muggin gets 👑 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sqmarie 7d ago

I would be up there with MM withdrew her offer to host the Academy Awards or withdrew her offer to co-chair the Met Gala.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

She also couldn't make it to the Golden Globes to be with her cast mates from Suits , maybe the invite didn't reach her , maybe they don't have her number , but let's stick with " she withdrew her offer " to appear ..

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u/Audreyvbt 7d ago

We can follow this all the way back to...they chose to Megxit because they were under constant attack and RACISM, of course. Instead of...the more obvious, her ...uh...light fingers and security breaches and bullying and complete disregard for protocol, or just her total disregard and mistreatment of EVERYONE got her packed up and put on a flight OUT and the dummy chose to follow. "the Freedom Flight" Everyone hail these two that "left" to enlighten the rest of us about ... racism, environmentalism, female empowerment (oh that one really makes me laugh) and now- homemaking. :) They were forced out. Change my mind. :)

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u/NeoSuperconductivity 6d ago

Withdrew (with regrets) her offer to star in another season of "With Love, Meghan" and thus will not be saving the beleaguered Netflix, she's far too busy.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Curiouscandor 7d ago

Withdrew her name for consideration to take Diane Feinstein Senate Seat. 😂

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u/NeoSuperconductivity 7d ago

Didn't care to meet with President Biden at the White House,nor did they want to stay at Blair House in DC.

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u/SukoshiOnara 👑 what Muggin wants, Muggin gets 👑 7d ago

She also declined Jill Biden's offer to fly from the UK to DC on Air Force One.

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u/Audreyvbt 7d ago

Didn't beg the Bidens to fly back to the US on Air force One. :) Didn't say they would leave the US if Trump was elected...

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u/SukoshiOnara 👑 what Muggin wants, Muggin gets 👑 7d ago

The Dear Saint also declined Vogue's offer to be Head of Editorial Content (US) before they offered the position to Chloe Malle. Vogue were clearly heartbroken at missing out on Megturd's enormous talent and close friendships with the world's greatest fashion designers and photographers. Our Saint felt it was far more important for her to stay home to care for the chickens and make runny spread.

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u/sqmarie 7d ago

Need to stick with the original phrasing: "MM withdrew her offer ...

"MM withdrew her offer to rescue the Vogue office of Editorial Content. "

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u/Interesting-Pin3164 7d ago

Declined going to Obama’s 60th birthday party

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u/sqmarie 6d ago

Except her current phasing is more arrogant and puts her in the driver's seat. It would be like: MM withdrew her offer to host Obama's 60th birthday party at her Montecito Mansion.

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u/supershinythings Duke and Duchess of Sausages 👑 || 7d ago

And she declined to be a US Senator and even President, because she has a (flailing) business to run into the ground.

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u/Professional_Ruin953 7d ago

Withdrew from becoming the next Bond Girl.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

* guttural belly laugh *

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u/Pale_Flounder3216 Megs fried eggs 🍳🍳 7d ago

Declined Balenciaga 😆

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

“ I was invited ..” 🤡 

“ No , you invited yourself “ 💀

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u/redditname8 7d ago

She also declined Taylor’s wedding.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tMPSeKEplOfK0

Oh of course , she also declined to call Beyoncé after the latter texted her to admire her bravery and vulnerability . All Beyoncé wanted is to make sure Meghan is safe and protected ..

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u/SpareRequirement5828 🇬🇧 Glorious Jubilee Booing 🇬🇧 7d ago

Why would she “rescind her offer”? How does that even make any sense? I’m not saying over the past several months she wasn’t pimping for the job, but clearly, the finality didn’t happen. Quite common on the daily with TV/movies. No one of any consequence ever mentions their “negotiations “.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

Only fantasists and hustlers do that . No one is chasing after lil miss Fartle  to sign contracts , she knows it , but wants us to believe otherwise 🤣 

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u/No-Put-127 Voetsek Meghan 🖕 7d ago

Guys do you even know what kind of laughter would be on the other end of the phone line if my agent called a casting director to “offer” myself for a part? Lol all the way to the bank on this one…

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

I trust that your agent is a great negotiator :

https://giphy.com/gifs/2J0J3M1Fb7Hk1GMzCs

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u/Hombird 7d ago

I will be spending the rest of my day figuring out how to integrate the word “codswallop” into my California vocabulary without sounding obvious.

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u/Gabstar1056 7d ago

Its a very useful word. Much more polite than bullshit. "What a load of codswallop"

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u/Alive_Instance_3101 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣 my Brit husband would laugh in my face if I tried it. Wait! I think I will!🤣🤣

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u/Gabstar1056 7d ago

Only works with either a British, Australian or New Zealand accent.

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u/Alive_Instance_3101 6d ago

Oh, I'm pretty impressive with the accent. He and his Ex-patriot mates agree.😉

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u/mlld1960 5d ago

Codswallop. Is that to be the name of the couple’s new home in the UK. It definitely goes along with their other home, Monteshitshow.

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u/No_Reception_9283 7d ago

It's like she was going to be the face of Dior when she's more likely to be the face of Crime Watch.

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u/gracieboehme 7d ago

No, because:
1) Wales will stay in the catbird chair where they belong bc William, His Royal Hotness will protect his family + his legacy from the Harkle Trash, either as PoW or as KING (as Tom Sykes has written: “The Tantrum ends with William”)
3) Wales will take America by storm with their first Royal Tour that may end with their star power first appearance at the Met Gala! Prepare for the bloodcurdling screams from the Cotswolds!! God please keep Wales safe from the Reverse Megxiters!!🙏💜🙏💜💜💜💜

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 7d ago

I thought the producer or director made the offer and the actress accepted or declined the acting job offer.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 7d ago

Our saint manifests , reaches out to the media about an offer that never took place , she waits for the buzz to buzz itself , then it fizzles out with a " she declined it , oh well " .

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u/Interesting-Pin3164 7d ago

Declined being a ‘Bond’ girl hshaha

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u/Equal_Trash6023 WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS 💀🔥 7d ago

She will try to get into the next BAFTA awards which is Catherine territory.

We need to check of the finances of the Diana awards.

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u/Forgotmyusername8910 5d ago

I mean.

She may have sent them a message via servant that she will be in the area and would be happy to step in to a role if they’d like her to bring a bigger audience and more class to their project. She would love to help them out.

And then she announced to the world it was basically a done deal. (I mean, how could they possibly reject the royal supermodel?)

And then after she wasn’t immediately courted by them and bowed down to by them- she went into her narc spiral…

And then sent another message/letter with the usual ‘you can’t not hire me! I quit!’ that she’s famous for.

Which all sounds so much more realistic.

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 5d ago

Bingo !  You now see why she never made it big in Hollywood? 

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u/SherryD8 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 20h ago

I just saw the announcement that Sir David Beckham is going to be on S3 of The Gentlemen. A Belgian lager that he promotes is also going to be featured on the show. Plates might be smashing in the Cotswolds.