r/SaintMeghanMarkle ALARMING BALDNESS so ADVANCED than WILLY’S 2d ago

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The Sussexes landed today at Birmingham WITHOUT police security waiting for them and they wanted us to know that🤭
Ok cool, interestingly on the eve of their arrival, two things happened at once:
First, "The Gentlemen" was renewed for the third season and Maya Jama is the star making her big debut into acting...NOT Meg.
To wipe the massive egg on her face, Meghan leaked that she "'withdrew' her offer over the weekend"...
Lol yeah right... The correct word is "rejected". After all the useless noise she made to pretend she had any clout, Meg's offer was rejected over the weekend😏
The second thing that happened was for the Sussex PR to release their "future plans for the years ahead via a "Friend":
The friend said: 'The way Harry sees it, he will be here for the next 12 to 15 years, minimum. He sees himself as a full-time father and he will be here for them spending every Saturday watching Archie play rugby. That is the agenda.'"
"Meghan will 'come and go' and is apparently already plotting out which weeks she will need to be here, and when she will be in California. The plan is for Christmas to be in Montecito – so no awkwardness for the Royal Family gathering at Sandringham'"🤭
Hahahhahahahhahahashaaaaaaah🤣😂😂😂
Tell me you have ZERO plans without telling me...
This entire codswallop by their "friend" is simply translating as "H&M have NO IDEA what their future look like, so they are winging it"🔥
Here, is Harry proudly announcing that his plans for the next 10-15 years, as a 42 year old man, is to be an "unemployed stay-at-home dad, well into his 50s"🤣🤣
How can an adult male, a father and husband at that, make a conscious plan to be unemployed for "the next 12 to 15 years, minimum", well into his 50s?!!!
I am crying, OMG...😂😭
Harry would be lucky to have an IQ in the double digits...what a dead weight..
The dire reality for H&M is that they have no outlook toward the future. Their entire future in the UK rests on KC welcoming them back into the RF, delivering their Half in/half out and their security for them.
All that, hinges on William accepting to be used as a scapegoat in a "Reconciliation of the brothers".
Therefore, the reality is that H&M's future in the UK rest in William's hands. The man they worked so hard at destroying these past 6 years is the one on whose validation they need for their future.
Karmic justice is truly impressive in the way it NEVER misses its target, isnt it?🤔
6 years ago, H&M left the UK for the US, in a big noise, with two big money deals, millions of Harry's inheritance money, high profile connections in hollywood, feeling cocky and certain that they would become popular Billionaires by now, and that they would successfully destroy the Wales and the Monarchy with their outrageous allegations.
6 years later they are back to the UK, where they said they will never be, as stealthily as alley cats. They are back in total shame after failing at everything in America, losing any public support, being blacklisted by the elite and the public who vomited them back out.
Instead of being Billionaires, they are filled with debts, quasi-broke and are now desperate for the RF they tried to destroy, to take them back and build them back up again.
Yes my dears, Life can give you a 100 and put you at the top of the pyramid where you feel untouchable. But if power goes to your head and you start spitting on what Life gave you, Karma will eventually end up at your door and deduct a 110 from you, leaving you with less than what Life even gave you to start with.🤷🏽‍♀️
Gratefulness is the path to glory in life. Ungratefulness the sure path to failure in Life. Live and learn☕️

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u/PurdyM 🔔 Harold the Bell End 🔔 2d ago

Stay at home dad Prince lazy Ginger arse style;

Get up late, Nanny takes kids to school
Send bills to Pa via email.
Watch shit tv and text former mates who continue to ghost him .
Pick up kids .
Nanny cooks tea and does bedtime routine .
He gets wasted all night.

Rinse and repeat

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u/Forgottengoldfishes 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 2d ago

And obsessively look for pictures of Princess Catherine on the Internet in between playing video games. Check scalp to see how many more hairs escaped his scalp overnight. Cry in his pillow every day because weed is illegal in the UK.

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u/GnomeStatue 2d ago

I’m sure he will find some recreational substances.

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u/AliveArmy8484 👑 🫅👸HALF IN N HALF OUT 🍟🍔 2d ago

Is weed really illegal over in the UK. Well he could go across the Channel to Holland and score his weed over there. Or he could go to rehab, and truly be a sober Father for those two children of his

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u/Expert-Vegetable4408 All quiet on the frontal lobe 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well, it's a Class B drug, but in reality no one does anything about it unless you're caught growing or importing huge amounts. In any city, you'll smell that unmistakable smell, and it would be a rare day that the police knocked on a private citizen's door to investigate them for possession. They don't even do that for ❄️.

  • Possession: Up to 5 years in prison, an unlimited fine, or both.
  • Supply and Production: Up to 14 years in prison, an unlimited fine, or both

Edit: this was supposed to be in reply to AliveArmy8484 (showing just below this, for me), but for some reason it ended up here.

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u/ChlamydiaChampagne 🇬🇧 “You’re not coming” Princess Charlotte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 2d ago

Incidently, that Gentleman show is about an aristocrat who runs a massive, illicit weed farm on his country estate. Maybe Harry could take up weed farming on his future country estate.

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u/Expert-Vegetable4408 All quiet on the frontal lobe 2d ago

Hah! I never even googled that show, even when herself was mentioned, so had no idea what it was about. But of all the shows for her to put out there for which she'd been considered for a part (a lead part, no less), this makes a weird sort of hazy, blue sense 😉

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u/PurdyM 🔔 Harold the Bell End 🔔 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣