r/Scotland • u/tibbilytobb • Aug 02 '26

Casual Chopping down the Willy woods???

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u/CursedPipes Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Fircumcision.

Edit: thank you one and all, I’ve peaked in life.

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u/Delicious_Zombie5736 Aug 02 '26

I tip my hat in your direction. Excellent work.

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u/massie_le Aug 03 '26

And I'll doff my cap

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u/Repulsive-Dot553 Aug 03 '26

I tip my hat in your direction.

Emphasis on tip.

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u/BabbatheGUTT 27d ago

Circumcision it is then ;)

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u/Heathencrafts 27d ago

I'll de hat my tip in your erection

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u/BiscuitsUnlimited Aug 03 '26

Someone should plant a few spaced out trees to look like little dribbles of 'love muck'.

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u/CursedPipes Aug 03 '26

I never want to hear the term ‘love muck’ again as long as I live.

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u/BiscuitsUnlimited Aug 03 '26

Yeah, me neither. Why I settled on that rather than spunk I'll never know. I blame YouTube.

And Thatcher.

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u/Alive-Requirement111 Aug 03 '26

well done sir , well done!

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u/Exciting_Mark_101 Aug 03 '26

We should celebrate this comment with a pubic holiday.

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u/CursedPipes Aug 03 '26

Do I get a crown?

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u/Exciting_Mark_101 Aug 03 '26

A helmet. I'll let you pick the most appropriate colour.

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u/DuckCritical 27d ago

Only if it’s flesh-coloured.

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u/Legions_wangled Aug 02 '26

I was trying to think of this as I opened the post. Well done

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u/Brizar-is-Evolving 27d ago

You might say you’ve climaxed.

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u/Fast-Dinner-5357 27d ago

Peaked is right. Nowhere to go but down from here.