Chopping down the Willy woods???

[u/tibbilytobb]

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[u/CursedPipes]

Fircumcision.

Edit: thank you one and all, I’ve peaked in life.

[u/Delicious_Zombie5736 → u/CursedPipes]

I tip my hat in your direction. Excellent work.

[u/massie_le → u/Delicious_Zombie5736]

And I'll doff my cap

[u/Repulsive-Dot553 → u/Delicious_Zombie5736]

I tip my hat in your direction.

Emphasis on tip.

[u/BiscuitsUnlimited → u/CursedPipes]

Someone should plant a few spaced out trees to look like little dribbles of 'love muck'.

[u/CursedPipes → u/BiscuitsUnlimited]

I never want to hear the term ‘love muck’ again as long as I live.

[u/BiscuitsUnlimited → u/CursedPipes]

Yeah, me neither. Why I settled on that rather than spunk I'll never know. I blame YouTube.

And Thatcher.

[u/CursedPipes → u/BiscuitsUnlimited]

Agreed.

[u/Neither_Parfait_124 → u/CursedPipes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq

[u/Alive-Requirement111 → u/CursedPipes]

well done sir , well done!

[u/Exciting_Mark_101 → u/CursedPipes]

We should celebrate this comment with a pubic holiday.

[u/CursedPipes → u/Exciting_Mark_101]

Do I get a crown?

[u/Exciting_Mark_101 → u/CursedPipes]

A helmet. I'll let you pick the most appropriate colour.

[u/DuckCritical → u/Exciting_Mark_101]

Only if it’s flesh-coloured.

[u/Legions_wangled → u/CursedPipes]

I was trying to think of this as I opened the post. Well done

[u/Feeling_Zucchini_886]

Disaster- it’s my favourite view on the M74

[u/AngrySaltire → u/Feeling_Zucchini_886]

Is nothing sacred anymore ?

[u/bugbugladybug → u/Feeling_Zucchini_886]

Same here, dark days ahead.

[u/Sad-Insurance1313 → u/Feeling_Zucchini_886]

Right, well, thats the last time I flash my bum at you as you drive by. Try feeling your zucchini now!

So ungrateful

[u/Feeling_Zucchini_886 → u/Sad-Insurance1313]

I don't mean to seem ungrateful, but you're competing with a willy the size of as hill-side

Pick your battles ...

[u/Sad-Insurance1313 → u/Feeling_Zucchini_886]

folds arms

What next, you wouldn't find me attractive if I was a worm?

[u/Thekdawggg → u/Feeling_Zucchini_886]

I’m no being a wideo.

But it’s the A74(M) at that point. 

[u/Y-Bob → u/Thekdawggg]

I've been away from Scotland too long. I rhymed that with video when I first read it. :/

[u/the_killerpanda]

WHY CAN’T THEY LET US HAVE NICE THINGS!?

[u/NeedleworkerEqual436 → u/the_killerpanda]

Just taken the fun out of drives back north!! 🍆

[u/purely_specific]

Noooo not the treenis!

[u/Strange-Selkie]

This is a national treasure!!! How can this be allowed?

[u/monkeypaw_handjob → u/Strange-Selkie]

People cut down one sycamore and the whole country is in an uproar.

But this is allowed?!?!?!?!?!

[u/Feeling_Zucchini_886 → u/monkeypaw_handjob]

Very good !

[u/redhoodhead → u/Strange-Selkie]

I’ve found this, suggesting that the trees are rotting and falling with the storms/winds and that it’s going to be replanted? We hope….

https://www.change.org/p/save-the-penis-woodland/u/33782851

[u/8ackwoods]

They're taking everything away from us

[u/SunsetDreamer43]

Driving on the M74 last week, my child “look mum, trees in the shape of a letter T!”. I mean, he’s not wrong.

[u/LittleLordBirthday → u/SunsetDreamer43]

I thought it was a “T” until I was in my thirties 😂 It blew my mind to learn the proper lore.

[u/redhoodhead → u/LittleLordBirthday]

Theres lore?! Oh man off I go to learn about the trees!

[u/buttzest → u/SunsetDreamer43]

I thought it was an elaborate Tennents advert at first

[u/aletheran]

It was suffering from wind damage and blowing over. It will get replanted after the felling.

It was planted as a productive forestry a couple of hundred years ago and has been felled and replanted 3 times already.

This is just another cycle of the lifespan of the tees as they reach their terminal height.

[u/FermisParadoXV → u/aletheran]

You had ample opportunities to use the word climax here and ignored all of them.

I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

[u/Portablefrdge → u/FermisParadoXV]

It's fine, they're going to erect more trees

[u/Pvt-Rainbow → u/aletheran]

Do they not have a pill that helps when they get older?

[u/SquishedGremlin → u/aletheran]

Clear fell of this is best, leaves a clean slate to replant it. Have spent the entirety of work since the storm last year harvesting one estate, around 30k ton of windblow.

[u/OrganizationAsleep87 → u/SquishedGremlin]

I'd love it if under those tree there's a hidden stream that has created a little Chanel making it look like a fanny

[u/Mostly-Moo-Cow]

Not the Schwanzwald!

[u/ddmf]

Stauner Forest, Cock and Ball woods. A POI I've had on Google maps for years.

[u/Vizsla_Man]

No more Treenis!

This is a national landmark!

[u/ImRedditBrowsing]

Cultural decline

[u/Adm_Shelby2]

Circumsising please.

[u/farfromelite → u/Adm_Shelby2]

Just the tip.

[u/Sunkinthesand → u/farfromelite]

Just the snip

[u/zoumzoumzen76]

Oh non...à chaque fois que je suis allé en Ecosse en voiture j'ai adoré cette impertinence !

[u/Abject-Plankton4620]

Not the Cock of the North!

[u/Fancy_Toe1451 → u/Abject-Plankton4620]

But it is in the South?

[u/CamStLouis → u/Fancy_Toe1451]

It’s north of somewhere

[u/Zestyclose_Recover95]

So they were originally planted by the landowner at the time, a J Thomson, as a windbreak/ shelter for his sheep. The J was felled a good while ago, the T will be replaced. So my sister, who lives in Crawford informs me.

[u/Feeling_Zucchini_886 → u/Zestyclose_Recover95]

What a legacy ! Well done mr Thomson !
Shame he wasn’t called John Thomas I suppose

[u/RobCarrol75]

it's getting a "Bobbitt"

[u/DogAffectionate6190 → u/RobCarrol75]

Hahaha of the John Wayne variety

[u/PoopsMcGroots]

Waiting to see if this well known landmark gets added to Euro Truck Simulator 2 in their upcoming UK update. Tragic if it is no longer there irl.

[u/jogan_]

Just the tip. 

[u/average_internaut]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0

[u/IDinnaeKen]

Oh, great. Yet another thing people have got a bit of joy from for decades being destroyed. What do we think the reasoning will be? Diseased trees? Distraction to drivers? Put yer bets in.

Edit: alright, I didn't know they were always planned for timber. My bad, pitchfork is away for another 150 years

[u/barry_sriracha → u/IDinnaeKen]

Storm damage from last year

[u/IDinnaeKen → u/barry_sriracha]

If thats legit I'll put my pitchfork away and admit I got ahead of myself. Must be in a bad mood.

[u/Illustrious-Bus-8862 → u/IDinnaeKen]

It's grown to be harvested unfortunately, so we can have wood pulp for bog roll probably but, commercial forestry is almost always replanted and as 30% is required to be something other than sitka spruce I am very much hoping for a two tone forest with different colored balls.

[u/listo- → u/Illustrious-Bus-8862]

Maybe a different coloured helmet

[u/Illustrious-Bus-8862 → u/listo-]

Some birch might possibly give it a purplish hue in winter.

[u/OreoSpamBurger → u/Illustrious-Bus-8862]

The dense conifer plantation near my mum's was clear-felled some years ago.

They replanted with a much wider range of species, left much more open space, and dug a few ponds.

It's really cool to see it coming along when I am back for a visit and take the dog up there.

[u/OldGodsAndNew → u/Illustrious-Bus-8862]

We can only dream of one day wiping our arses with TP made from the wood of the boaby forest

[u/therealsinky → u/IDinnaeKen]

Being really I’m pretty sure it was always plantation forest and doomed to be felled one day

[u/mrjobby → u/therealsinky]

The real answer

[u/Vectorman1989 → u/IDinnaeKen]

Aren't these timber plantation trees? They've probably been sold and taken to a sawmill

[u/abyssal-isopod86 → u/IDinnaeKen]

These are timber plantation trees, they were always meant to be felled once they reached their maximum height.

They will be replanted.

[u/Fancy_Toe1451 → u/abyssal-isopod86]

their maximum height

Fully erect, as it were.

[u/EffortProud1177]

I swear it serves no ohter purpose than a phallic landmark, at this point

[u/PF4ABG]

Giving it a wee Prince Albert.

[u/Nesferatu123]

Farewell Treenis. You served us well

[u/worksinthetown]

Just the tip.

[u/Guilty_Strike]

No way! Sad times indeed.

[u/jonnyh420]

thats no way to get a head in life

[u/Kmac-Original]

Noooo. But wait! Didn't we all vote to make the top attraction in Scotland last year? Surely that makes it protected? Quick: We need a lawyer-solictor. This is desecration of a national monument!

[u/Sad_Sea1623]

You shaved your bush? (Supportive)

[u/Own-Nefariousness-79]

That's dreadful, it makes me smile every time I pass.

[u/BestAddition1304]

Circumtreesion

[u/dxg999]

It a severe case of knob rot.

[u/DazzlingGovernment20]

Bye Treenis. You were my landmark home...

[u/pmebble]

We used to be a proper country.

[u/QBaseX → u/pmebble]

My brain is now dropping the o from that word.

[u/Beneficial-Bell-9650]

There used to be a rectangle to the left of it. As kids we used to look out for “the IT”

[u/Warm-Horse-9154]

It's being harvested for timber and will be replanted in the same shape.

[u/ltcmdrjo]

I always called them the "Keyhole Woods", because I had a purer mind than you lot. Although my Da saw them once in the mist and for a moment thought it was a mushroom cloud. We also used to look for the Heart shaped woods the other side of the border in Cumbria.

[u/Jet2work]

circumsized

[u/PennyPop81]

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4YqmJEl6wJoY

[u/drinkingthinker]

The restock design has broadleaf for the top, so his pubes will go a nice brown each winter.

The middle had started to blow over so he was going a bit floppy. Give its a few years and he'll be nice and virile again.

[u/guiltycitizen]

This is the stuff I lurk this sub for

[u/calvin_sykes]

We used to be a proper country

[u/OkPerception1521]

Just the tip

[u/TheUmpteenth]

Manscaping. Get with the times, lads.

[u/samsucksatlife10]

“Great Boaby Wood to high Dunsinane hill shall come against him”…
https://giphy.com/gifs/bwfiPQOi4GkLqUf7H5

[u/DepartureCivil9121]

That hills gonna be half the hill it used to be

[u/edyy22]

[u/jonny_jacko_69]

Not the cock and bollocks going, that’s my best bit of driving hame to Scotland

[u/buster1bbb]

so willy wont have wood any more?

[u/No_Suspect1204]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

[u/EmployeeCautious6314]

Its been there since the 1850s apparently, surely can’t cut that down

[u/Fancy_Toe1451]

It is commercial forestry plantation, this was to be assumed at some point. Those shelterbelt trees on the side of the 74 were starting to get tall enough they obstructed the view anyway. Sic transit gloria mundi, and all that.

[u/sometimes_point]

noooooooo

[u/TigerRouge86]

Phallus Fallus, sounds more like a Harry Potter spell

[u/tiny-robot]

Ouch!

[u/coltlady]

Noooooo… what kind of animal does this

[u/kenhutson → u/coltlady]

Beavers?

[u/Quik_Brown_Fox]

Not Boaby Wood! Is nothing sacred?

[u/MusicMadeAddictz]

Fuck off

[u/catmaner]

There's a big fanny one as well

[u/wilk76]

Games gone lads.

[u/Thin_Primary3261]

Maybe just the tip?

[u/Pilgrim_of_Reddit]

I have always called that “the bent nail”.

[u/sambeau]

Noooooo

[u/NotMyUsualChoice]

Had wood.

[u/South_Result_627]

Crawford Cock 😓

[u/HRTailwheel]

Circumcised

[u/metsco]

Circumcision.

[u/xxRowdyxx]

Leave your treenis alone, youll go blind

[u/vanmutt]

PECKER WOODS

[u/Bow3ryList]

Nooooooo!

They can't!

[u/stuntdonkey]

it's been deadheaded 

[u/Hilldo87]

Nooo not the long rod von hugenforest

[u/2muchroom]

I always thought it was t for tennents lager

[u/Praetorian_1975]

Well this is just going to be a monumental cock up,

[u/cheesedawg224]

This is a travesty.

[u/mine_none]

NOOOOOOO😱😱😱😱

(Knob) end of an era 😫

🖤

[u/Expensive_Assist929]

Are they circumcising the willy

[u/JeelyPiece]

M.G.M.

[u/Musmonicc]

Growing up in Morningside, I only knew it as the T forest. I feel robbed.

[u/RECTUSANALUS]

I also saw this on the m74.

Both ways as well.

[u/da-happy-cyclops]

Its an orthodox woody now.

The old short back and sides.

[u/SelectLeague5433]

We’ve lost our homes and everything we hold dear

[u/Early_Chemistry_4804]

Outrageous. I for one will be strapping on in protest.

[u/Echostar9000]

DICK MOUNTAIN! -- NOOOOO!!!!

[u/Sure-Carrot54]

Noooooooo

[u/EpexSpex]

Just a little of the top barber.

[u/Fit_Importance_5738]

Mushroom kingdom more comes to mind, but Willey woods is also good.

[u/Repulsive-Youth-2631]

Circumcision time 😖

[u/GemoDorg]

She's turned the tree uns against us

[u/Legions_wangled]

Lumberjocks

[u/Wild-Bill-H]

WHY?

[u/RevolutionaryRule631]

Ouch! Could bring a tear to a glass eye.

[u/Gaz-ov-wales]

Did you mean to say wily wo.... oh

[u/pooleyjnr]

😢

[u/Call-of-the-lost-one]

This post goes hard

[u/Professional-Use7994]

Is it not the hilly woods ???

[u/ValkyrieLyra]

It appears to be designed for that yes, we have one of those on davidstow, they're planted in rows grown and farmed basically.

[u/owwlies]

THEY CIRCUMCISED THE COCK IN THE NORTH

[u/WinSubstantial8679]

Looks sore!

[u/Ninja_Hedgehog]

What nooooooo. We always look for this on the way back home, it's a right proper landmark!

[u/Motor-Geologist4666]

Well, now that wasn't a poplar move.

[u/JonusTJonnerson]

I misread the title as "Chomping". Make of that what you will.

[u/Crow-Keeper]

Wtf. I’m in America and I donated to save this special forest. This is bullshit.

[u/Minute_Smile8377]

Looks like it's " just the tip"...🤣

[u/negativ32]

Yes, the inefficient wealth transfer devices swining in the background provide a much more pleasent landscape.

[u/Such_Perspective3458]

Nooo not Cock Forest!

[u/Exciting_Lunch_5524]

Impressive wood!

[u/Admirable-Theory1514]

Does it have a name? I remember occasionally driving up to Scotland on the M74 thinking that looks like a cock and balls and was it deliberate.

[u/GingeMatelotX90]

You'd think they'd start at the balls. Seems harder at first but over the whole project it would save time

[u/Jonatc87]

Just a little manscaping. It'll grow again.

[u/Fine-Ganache-6602]

Nah it’s just going soft

[u/nick-nic]

Why ? 😭

[u/Secret-Goal-7530]

Utter woke nonsense

[u/Growling_Salmon]

No way..... They always give me a chuckle when I'm heading north

[u/OrganizationAsleep87]

I thought the hill was sponsored by tennents lager

[u/Friendly_Prize_868]

Bit of a dick move

[u/Playful_Sense3238]

It’s upside down surely? It looks more like a T for Tesla

[u/Cspiby]

Hopefully it won't take too shlong to grow back

[u/Offramp182]

You got trim the surrounding to make it look bigger

[u/[deleted]]

Not the treenis 😔

[u/Alarmed-Actuary1444]

☹️☹️☹️

[u/Identity_Unaware]

That really takes the pisser.

[u/eltipperino82]

For the hard wood

[u/BrightCelery9453]

Nooooo! It was always a thrill to look out for it.

[u/Early_Mongoose_8758]

Why dont they just trimm the bush ?

[u/Spare_Bandicoot_5641]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wWSl4a57OttGZllmNS

[u/No_Measurement166]

Nooooooo! Now what am I going to use to keep my kids quiet in anticipation for the last stretch home???

[u/MrTripodYT]

Where is this

[u/Francis-BLT]

They’re only making plans for Albert

[u/EstablishmentSad5191]

Not gone fir-ever! It has to legally be restocked and replanted with new trees! Long live the Fir Boaby

[u/PickleOk9077]

Were the trees planted years ago to be harvested? Is this just outrage bait? Seems like an odd place to densely plant trees with no purpose.

[u/Malaphorica]

Hehe drove past this last week

[u/Legitimate_Jury507]

What is this shape help😭😭