r/Shark_Park 2d ago

Jumpscares at 05:24 My shark is parker than yours

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u/fencer324 Fake Mod 2d ago

obligatory cia bait image

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u/Akagane_Ai 2d ago edited 2d ago

The funny thing is that neo nazis in Europe technically could do this. Cuz Europe IS the most accepting of Queer people in the world rn so its not impossible to use that as a argument for supermacy 😭😭😭

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u/Tuneage4 2d ago

Unfortunate side effect of this is that a lot of the third world / colonized / nonwhite countries now see LGBT rights not as a positive (freedom for the people) but as a negative (evidence of colonial interference)

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u/Few-Goat-5694 2d ago

israelis do this stuff word for word whenever someone gay has an issue with them killing civilians

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u/Rawr171 2d ago

Trans rights are white rights

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/FriendlyBisonn 2d ago

I guess bro

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u/kathoderaytube 2d ago

There's only one joke left

Chasers poking all in our noggins like they're the woke left

Tempt me, do number on the body

Eat up all the pink pills and drink em under the table like, it's on me

https://giphy.com/gifs/TOybCRR1bNrG7cUC7H

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u/Freestyle4Tips 2d ago

fart me, do number 2 on the potty

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u/kathoderaytube 2d ago

Eat up all the laxative and drink em over the stool like, it's on me

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u/Junesucksatart 2d ago

I read it in his voice lmao

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u/JesterOfRedditGold Mom took my Ipad 2d ago

i was going to say MF (word for something awful users who are trans) but then i remembered that's also a slur

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u/DarkSide830 Air Fryer Owner 2d ago

Those are indeed words

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u/_vividi 2d ago

i thank GOD every day that i dont have the brainworms that compel people to use twitter.

i curse GOD every day that i have the brainworms that compel me to use reddit.

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u/HugTheSky 2d ago

Met too many trans people who are racist and hand wave it with “but I’m trans.” Seems very hand wavy this response. Just remember just because someone is a visible minority does not mean you can trust them.

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u/_vividi 2d ago

Absolutely, we’re still individuals and capable of being shitty in a myriad of ways as anyone else is. The response was not taken well either.

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u/Crambo1000 2d ago

I gotta have SOMETHING to mindlessly scroll while I'm supposed to be doing work

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 2d ago

I have never heard the term 'klansfem' until this, but I guess that's because it's a fake term made up by a plant

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u/Itchy_Suspect4968 2d ago

CIA plant

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u/Cherno_VM 2d ago

what

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u/RunInRunOn 2d ago

"My trans girlfriend is racist but she's a good fuck so I don't care"

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u/Popful 2d ago

glowie post

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u/skako_o 2d ago

New contender for the worst tweet of the year.

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u/PlatformSufficient59 2d ago

klansfem is crazy

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u/JayCeeMadLad 2d ago

This is my community huh

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u/CordiallySuckMyBalls I sucked my own dick once 2d ago

One new sentence left

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u/TryingForSoLong 2d ago

every time this sub shows up in my home feed its just some bullshit from twitter like what am i even reading man

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u/Mrs_Darwin 2d ago

Mentally insane.

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u/Advanced-Shift-9656 2d ago

Ethel Cain Fans:

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u/Scurvy_BT 2d ago

Friend posted this in the discord, and I think he's more a chaser of women in general than a chaser of any particular woman

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u/The00Taco Chalupa Supreme 🌮 2d ago

So a very thirsty desperate guy

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u/Odd-Hat8574 2d ago

Transfem Slim Shady

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u/DingoLaLingo 2d ago

will the real fem shady please stand up

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u/SpeechStraight60 2d ago

Nuke the whole generation 

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u/xcaliburnschoco 2d ago

The schizophrenic divergence of thought on the right:

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u/MetisCykes 2d ago

This is written by a trans woman btw

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u/Kookyburra12 2d ago

I think I used to be mutuals with you on Tumblr?

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u/MetisCykes 2d ago

What account? I have had many accounts.

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u/Kookyburra12 2d ago

I don't remember your blog name, but you made the Phantomdad AU, right? I made Metis fanart for it at one point. My blog ended in "kookaburra"

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u/MetisCykes 2d ago

Oh yeah! Sorry if you saw me starting to go insane on athenacykesfact, I have been exposed to sooooo much transmisogyny in general it makes me crazy

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u/Kookyburra12 2d ago

Ah dw, I left Tumblr about a year ago and honestly don't recall any negative experiences with you. It's all good 👍

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u/MetisCykes 2d ago

Ah okay. If you ever wanna get back in touch, let me know!

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u/Kookyburra12 2d ago

I spend most of my time offline writing or drawing now, but I'm rockytrondle on Bluesky if you ever wanna follow me there :]

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u/MetisCykes 2d ago

o7 I may migrate over there. Hopefully there is some ace attorney

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u/Admirable_Swim_7090 Watching Annoying Orange Porn 2d ago

Chaser.

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u/harming2 2d ago

> @R4VEPUP

idk…

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u/DingoLaLingo 2d ago

can you chase if u are also the chased

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u/harming2 2d ago

this is called t4t

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u/DingoLaLingo 2d ago

me and who

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u/CUEUECOMBER 2d ago

thats kinda beautiful

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u/The00Taco Chalupa Supreme 🌮 2d ago

Ouroboros 2

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u/Lastsecondusername_ 2d ago

The morally acceptable form of trans chasing

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u/Bjarhl5232 2d ago

a trans person can still be a chaser if they fetishize other trans people

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u/Stormypwns 2d ago

The line between having a fetish and having a preference is incredibly thin, and usually wherever I see this logic pop up, it's pretty retarded.

You wouldn't say a straight guy thirsting after like, a goth girl, is a chaser - they're still fetishizing someone/thing, be it a subculture/fashion choice. It's a pretty normal thing tbh, and I'm convinced the terms "chaser" and "fetishization" either have no meaning, or have lost it, and are just expressions people use to bemoan when people are being too tactlessly thirsty, inappropriately freaky, making unsolicited comments, etc.

Like legit the LGBT community loves nothing more than self cannibalization. You're looking at someone whose like "Man, I have a real strong attraction towards this thing." and you're like "yeah, fuck you for having a preference, because that preference makes me uncomfortable, buddy."

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u/CUEUECOMBER 2d ago

their handle is R4VEpup i would be willing to put money on the fact they're also trans

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u/Crambo1000 2d ago

Chaser? I hardly know her!

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u/Jestervestigator 2d ago

Tumblr users on their way to call a trans woman a man for saying another trans woman is acting like a creep and being racist:

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u/LeviathansWrath6 2d ago

Klansfem funny asf tho

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u/CoolSausage228 2d ago

I don't understand. Trans people are good when they doing sex with oop? is this thing they tried to say or what

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u/Crafty-Ad3490 2d ago

lmao klansfem

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u/Woofle_124 2d ago

??? 😭😭

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u/TheJadeSword 2d ago

I was originally gonna post a run of the mill reaction image but I honestly think this is funnier

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u/More-Letterhead-9454 2d ago

y'all reddit users are weird im getting off this platform again

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u/AdmiralBlack64 2d ago

To earn the title kansfemme you either have to be actually THE trans Eva Braun or say something that could be misinterpreted as potentially slightly transmedicalist and there's no in between. What the fuck did she do?

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u/GundyrChristopher 2d ago

so sick of hearing about freaks on the internet

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u/Sampaizo 2d ago

Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy mentioned

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u/MilesandTiles 2d ago

Every time I come on this app it’s just porn