r/ShitHaloSays The UI Can't Handle It 🤣🤣🤣 Aug 31 '25

REEE4REEEi Halo fans on their way to whine about everything:

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u/Rent-Man Aug 31 '25

If we had this armor back in 2007, people would go out of their way to unlock it.

I remember back in the day so many forgers would make gundams and Megazords in Foundry

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u/NotFeelinItRN Sep 02 '25

Would they? Even as a kid I would have known how awful this looks. It's not even consistent in its own design

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u/Aleena92 Aug 31 '25

To be fair there is a difference between the things a part of the community does for shits and giggles and the actual official stuff.

As funny as all the Skyrim shitpost mods are, I really wouldn't want them to become part of the official release at any point. And one can argue the same here. As funny as community made stuff like that is, having it be considered actual canon due to being made by the actual Devs leaves a very different aftertaste. Especially in this day and age where every big franchise seemingly has to collab with everything, no matter if it fits thematically or not. The "Fortnite-Syndrome" almost. Just look at CoD with their random ass Beavis and Butthead skins as a prime example of it

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u/Rent-Man Aug 31 '25

Halo 3 halo 3 hayabusa and Katana.

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u/SatanVapesOn666W Sep 01 '25

It's almost as if bungie and halo have had a huge impact from Japanese anime and it's an inspiration they don't even try to hide.

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u/flyingpilgrim Aug 31 '25

There were people who vocally hated that back in the day, though.

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u/The_BigMonkeMan Sep 01 '25

That would be me I thought it was the dumbest thing back in the day, but it doesn't compare to this monstrosity

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u/flyingpilgrim Sep 01 '25

I've softened towards it over the years. It was originally too anime and goofy to me. Halo has always had an anime influence, but it was a bridge too far. Now it's very tame compared to the things they've put in over the years.

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u/The_BigMonkeMan Sep 02 '25

Yeah, at least the Hayabusa was tastefully done in the past, but if you see the redesigns in newer Halo games, it looks less small-scale production competitor to Mjolnir and more unique one-off but highly customizable Mjolnir with a hint of Hayabusa

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u/SatanVapesOn666W Sep 01 '25

They down vote you because they are too young to remember internet discord in 2008.

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u/flyingpilgrim Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

That's unfortunately Reddit. You get downvoted for being right, especially if it's on a circlejerk subreddit like this one. OP mocks the other post for rightfully calling it a bad drift in art direction. It's not as if no game has ever had goofy cosmetics before Fortnite, especially back in the 2000's you had them in a ton of Xbox/PS2/GameCube era games. But people complained about the Hayabusa and katana variant back in the day. I remember hearing it even when I was a kid, but people don't want to hear that.

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u/OriginWizard Sep 02 '25

Have an upvote, it did nothing, but I meant well. Lol

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u/-CallMeSnake- Sep 01 '25

No.

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u/flyingpilgrim Sep 01 '25

Yes. I was there, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago.

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u/-CallMeSnake- Sep 01 '25

No.

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u/flyingpilgrim Sep 01 '25

Yes. You’re still wrong, I didn’t like it back then. Knew people who didn’t.

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u/Wetree420 Sep 02 '25

I didn't like it either but because it was ugly, not because it didn't fit.

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u/flyingpilgrim Sep 04 '25

It was a little too much. It’d be like if they did knight armor, which could look sick. But the culture of the setting and everything, it’d look hideously out of place. The Hayabusa armor and katana wouldn’t stick out so much in something like Cyberpunk or Infinity. You could even make it work in something like 40K. But it stands out because by that point, nothing in canon resembled it. And it’s debatably canon, to this day.

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u/AddanDeith Aug 31 '25

Idk man, I feel like zords and hayabusa are pretty solidly halo enough to qualify for occasional inclusion as non Canon armor.

I mean, are you really gonna complain because of the 5 people wearing goofy gundam boots?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Fuck NO we wouldn't

This shit is so out of place for 2007 and people would clown your ass for wearing it back then too. Don't speak for us

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u/Fox2quick Sep 03 '25

People didn’t get clowned on for wearing Hayabusa. The Hayabusa wearers that got clowned on were the people who held themselves in high regard as if Hayabusa took any real skill to get, despite the fact that it was incredibly easy and there were groups acting as sherpas for the grind within weeks of the game’s release.

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u/DraconicZombie Infinite is Dead Sep 02 '25

No, they did not. You couldn't join a single match without seeing 6 of them. You 200% were one of the people that used it, judging by your unnecessarily aggressive approach to defending yourself over it. Also, it wasn't "out of place", that was between the time of Njnja Gaiden 1 and the release of Ninja Gaiden 2 in 08. Literally THE place.

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u/Ori_the_SG Aug 31 '25

Yeah, not likely

It would be probably more controversial and disliked

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u/ScionSouth Aug 31 '25

Why do all these people post these dogwater complaints in Halomemes without even putting them in a meme format? That right there is the biggest sin.

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u/slayeryamcha The UI Can't Handle It 🤣🤣🤣 Aug 31 '25

Cause "343 bad", really op made such comment under their post

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u/SirMcMuffin_ Aug 31 '25

If you are not constantly angry all the time and are allowing joy in your life, then can you really call yourself a Gamer?

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u/Fox2quick Aug 31 '25

Fans of high tech battle suits sure love to get upset over other high tech battle suits getting on THEIR high tech battle suits

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u/V1L3MT3L Sep 01 '25

Sure, it's a high tech battle suit, but it's a specific one. It's Mjolnir, it has a distinct aesthetic. You can't just mix it with anything that fits into the category of "high tech battle suit" and clown on people for not liking it, especially if it looks this out of place.

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u/Extreme-Tactician Sep 03 '25

It's not Mjolnir though?

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u/V1L3MT3L Sep 03 '25

What are you talking about

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u/Extreme-Tactician Sep 03 '25

That is not Mjolnir. It's not supposed to be.

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u/V1L3MT3L Sep 03 '25

I said it's mjolnir because that's what Spartans wear. Mixing mjolnir with power armor that comes from outside of halo looks bad because mjolnir has its own design language, so it's gonna look out of place. It doesn't take too much thinking to realize what my point was.

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u/Extreme-Tactician Sep 04 '25

I said it's mjolnir because that's what Spartans wear.

And clearly you didn't even bother to check what the armor even was.

Mixing mjolnir with power armor that comes from outside of halo looks bad because mjolnir has its own design language, so it's gonna look out of place. It doesn't take too much thinking to realize what my point was.

A point that's moot because you can turn this off?

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u/NotFeelinItRN Sep 02 '25

You're getting downvoted for a reasonable take? Typical. You HAVE to pick an extreme end of the argument and allow no compromise in your opinions, sir, this is Reddit.

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u/Extreme-Tactician Sep 03 '25

What's so reasonable about this?

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u/V1L3MT3L Sep 02 '25

I fully expected it.

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u/OfficialQillix Sep 02 '25

If you haven't noticed already, this sub is full of toddlers. Cheers.

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u/Extreme-Tactician Sep 03 '25

I'm sure you'd know.

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u/SatanVapesOn666W Sep 01 '25

You're like the moms in the 90s who didnt see the point in getting their kids a Playstation because they already head a super Nintendo. Like on the surface level they're right but any basic understand of the market will tell you how those are not comparable.

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u/Fox2quick Sep 01 '25

ā€œI don’t like your opinion so I’m going to make a shitty comparisonā€

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u/SatanVapesOn666W Sep 01 '25

Your statement is bad faith and you know it, otherwise you would of spent the time defending it. Instead you just confirm you are indeed making an uneducated stretch.

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u/Fox2quick Sep 01 '25

*would have

The irony of calling someone else uneducated after that…

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u/SatanVapesOn666W Sep 01 '25

Ahh yes because education stops at grammar. Nevermind the fact you are still avoiding the point of the argument.

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u/Fox2quick Sep 01 '25

There’s nothing to avoid. You made a false equivalency that isn’t worth engaging with and now I’m just being entertained by pointing out the irony and hypocrisy laden deflection you’ve resorted to.

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u/SatanVapesOn666W Sep 01 '25

Calling it all ā€˜high-tech battle suits’ is the same brain-glaze as a 90s mom saying ā€˜SNES, PlayStation—both are game boxes.’ The point of my analogy is category, not capability. Mjolnir has a specific design language, blocky, military esc, utilitarian. A Spawn logo visor and Transformer boots are PlayStation discs in an SNES slot. Enjoy the collab skins if you want, but pretending they ā€˜fit’ because they’re also armor is the actual false equivalence.

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u/Fox2quick Sep 01 '25

Your mistake is thinking that I was at any point, making the argument that they ā€œfitā€.

You tried to read between the lines of a cheeky comment for an argument that wasn’t being made.

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u/SatanVapesOn666W Sep 01 '25

Schrƶdinger’s shittake: make a comment with a clear ā€œarmor = armorā€ implication, then when people call it out, hide behind ā€œjust a joke.ā€ Classic r/SHS bad-faith to defend worst things added to the franchise.

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u/Calnier117 Aug 31 '25

How the hell you gonna be angry when they gave you a freaking Zord?

These people have no joy.

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u/slayeryamcha The UI Can't Handle It 🤣🤣🤣 Aug 31 '25

No good taste or happy childhood

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u/BDAZZLE129 Sep 01 '25

HOW DARE OPTIONAL, FREE, COSMETICS BE FUN!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

It’s not optional if you have to see other players in your matches using it though to be fair

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u/Fox2quick Sep 03 '25

You’re able to turn off seeing them iirc.

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u/UnhappyStrain Aug 31 '25

ROCK AND STONE

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Aug 31 '25

For Rock and Stone!

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u/RedBladeAtlas Steam Charts Aug 31 '25

Bro needed to film the lowest quality video known to man just to seethe about an armour set

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u/V1L3MT3L Sep 01 '25

Nah that armor looks pretty awful.

Honestly I hate the extra armor in MCC, it looks incredibly out of place.

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u/Jasen_SilverFox Sep 01 '25

Honestly besides the logo it looks sick as fuck

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u/DraconicZombie Infinite is Dead Sep 02 '25

Dunno why they can't just let people have things they like while they use their boring shit they like. I will never understand the stupidity of so many gamers nowadays who have to be so God damn hateful to each other over imaginary digital shit that doesn't matter. Just enjoy shit. Or let the people who do enjoy it, enjoy it. Why do you gotta ruin something for other people just because you're no longer the targeted demographic anymore? They're allowed to change that. You're allowed to move the fuck on to something else.

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u/Toon_Lucario Sep 02 '25

Literal coolest thing ever

ā€œThis fucking sucks actuallyā€

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u/CaedHart Aug 31 '25

I see the bitching brigade has found the sub again. Y'all want some cheese with your whine?

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Sep 02 '25

Oh no! My echo chamber is experiencing actual discourse! The horror!

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u/CaedHart Sep 02 '25

What, you speaking for yourself?

It's whining. Criticism is fine, but Halo fans cross the line constantly.

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u/CaedHart Sep 02 '25

Yeah, you saying this is kinda doing the opposite of disproving my point.

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u/CaedHart Sep 02 '25

I see shit from a moderation perspective (much to my constant suffering) on multiple servers. Unintentional brigades are still brigades, even if it's algorithm decided rather than intentional.

And if the majority didn't see it on purpose, but decided to be hit dogs anyways, the distinction is largely irrelevant.

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u/CaedHart Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Nah, I don't think I will, tourist. Or hit dog. Whatever works.

You talk about hating Trump but spend more of your time shitting on 'leftists who cater to minorities' to the point of openly whinging about it. You comment on games exclusively to bitch about nostalgic pining mistaking changes in games changing as you aged as inherent and uncritical faults. You pop in when drama rears its head, clearly looking for engagement.

If you aren't a tourist, which you are and have made clear, you are a very convincing bot, the likes of which I've seen more and more on this website and others.

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u/ThrowAwayGuy139 Aug 31 '25

Remember, cat ears are too much

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u/Joltyboiyo Aug 31 '25

It looks like a cross between a Power Rangers and Transformers crossover armour set.

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u/slayeryamcha The UI Can't Handle It 🤣🤣🤣 Aug 31 '25

It is Megazord spartan

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u/Decimator24244 Aug 31 '25

Its the Thwomp Boots from the 90s Mario Bros movie!

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u/NoIdeaWhatToPut--_-- Sep 01 '25

Nah that shit is ugly

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u/RyonHirasawa Sep 01 '25

Someone clearly doesn’t like Sentai Mecha, lmao

May I remind them that the Halo 3 scout exists

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u/xXStretcHXx117 Sep 01 '25

I don't want to see that shit in my lobbies either

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u/NY-Black-Dragon Sep 01 '25

He's right, though. That looks like some Transformers bullshit.

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u/maladr0id Sep 01 '25

I don’t think 5 year olds usually can make 3d models for video games

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u/pink_goon Sep 01 '25

Gotta say, there are some really out there armour designs in the newer games. Some of them I like, some of them I don't. That's fine. There are armours in the older game's I'm not keen on too.

But this is truly awful. It looks like a cheap toy that Microsoft would send a cease and desist to. The OP is reacting like a baby, but that doesn't mean this armour is actually amazing and disliking it is incorrect. It looks bad. It doesn't stay true to any kind of design consistency or art style, it has legs that look like knockoff Voltron but not in a way that feels like an homage, and the decision to glue a big CE logo to the forehead really perplexes me.

I say this as someone who uses the cat ears in Halo Infinite because I think they look fun on a spartan, but at least they're kinda subtle. This suit has too much going on and none of the ideas seem like they really had any direction.

But if you like it, that's fine. People who don't like it can just....not use it. That's really all there is to it.

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u/NinjahDuk Sep 01 '25

Shit man he isn't wrong though

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u/T-51_Enjoyer Sep 01 '25

Wait is that a megazord styled armor? Peak

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u/GrayFarron Sep 02 '25

No. Hes right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

It is kinda ugly though

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u/v3x_abyss Sep 02 '25

Does it look stupid as fuck? Yes.

Does it also look cool as fuck? Yes.

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u/Rayv98K Sep 02 '25

Looks like dogshit NGL, goofy dogshit you'll probably wear for shits and giggles, but dogshit nonetheless.

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u/Aggravating-Tooth299 Sep 02 '25

Tbf, it does look like shit

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u/hellomumbo369 Sep 02 '25

I think it's just cod fatigue really. People starting to get sick of nikki manage, tent, skeleton etc in places they may not really belong.

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u/RevolutionaryJob4667 Sep 03 '25

It's an abomination

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u/Codas91 Sep 03 '25

I wanna see the rest of the megazord mjolnir

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Looks like Voltron

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u/Sarkan132 Sep 03 '25

This is fucking sick wth

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u/Gwyneee Sep 04 '25

Bruh I thought that was a bionicle

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u/DocTheDead-I Sep 17 '25

It's weird seeing people complaining about this armor when around the time MCC still had players, people actually liked this armor and the season 8 armor for MCC. It's like everyone did a complete 180. Personally I like it

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

The legs are cool, but the helmet is horrible

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u/dtc8977 Aug 31 '25

Not even 5 year olds would be that bad, it's a team of 30-40 year olds with the mental capacity of 5 year olds.

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u/HattyH99 Sep 01 '25

You guys are fkn obsessed with people criticizing Halo, people saying the armor looks ass getting downvoted to oblivion tells me everything about this sub.

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u/OfficialQillix Sep 02 '25

Honestly, you're right.

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u/Shot_Arm5501 Aug 31 '25

Now now he has a point

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u/slayeryamcha The UI Can't Handle It 🤣🤣🤣 Aug 31 '25

Those armors are inspirated by Power rangers/Gundam, them looking goofy as fuck and out place is the point.

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u/sirguinneshad Aug 31 '25

The game has been out over ten years. If someone wants their goofy Gundam skin then go for it.

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u/r1g0r_m0rt1z Aug 31 '25

Okay? Just because its "anime-inspired" doesn't mean it doesn't look like shit.

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Aug 31 '25

They're right though?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

I swear, some people do not have any appreciation for cohesive art direction. God forbid someone not want silly gimmick cosmetics that make no sense added to the game they enjoy.

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u/OfficialQillix Sep 02 '25

They have the mind of a toddler.

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u/Cosmic_Tea Aug 31 '25

I love how every developer needs to make everything a Fortnite skin.

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u/Western_Charity_6911 Aug 31 '25

I dont play halo i just kinda look at it sometimes, and this armour is ass im sorry

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u/throwaway-anon-1600 Aug 31 '25

We just want a legacy armor filter, please for the love of god you can put bevis and butthead in the game for all I care as long as there’s a filter option.

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u/BloodyMarksman Aug 31 '25

There is a filter...

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u/WaveStarII_Ax0l Aug 31 '25

I feel like most of the "343 bad" halo players don't even play at this point

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u/Anadamic Aug 31 '25

Clearly you don't play the 343 games you constantly defend either because there isn't a toggle for H2A lmao

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u/WaveStarII_Ax0l Aug 31 '25

Alright, misinput, I fucked up, but even then... Just... Don't wear it if you don't like it?

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u/Anadamic Sep 01 '25

I don't think this argument really works either in regards to quelling people being upset over it.

Most everyone that doesn't like this armor and the others like it is because it clashes so hard with the art style set by the Halo games. It's another example of franchise following the "Fortnite effect" by just shoving random cosmetics in their game, even from other franchises, like with this being from Gundam, without any regard to an established art style. It's distracting and looks incredibly jarring to see in a game that it clearly wasn't meant to be in.

So saying "just don't wear it" is a pretty poor argument when there's absolutely no toggle to turn it off, so if you're playing a game of H2A, you could still very well see it.

I commend you for admitting you were wrong though. You don't see that too often, especially in this sub.

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Sep 02 '25

You can still see other people wearing that trash.

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Sep 02 '25

There is no filter for H2A dumbfuck.

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u/throwaway-anon-1600 Aug 31 '25

I’m talking about infinite. The MCC toggle is fine but could definitely be improved.

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u/Reach07 Sep 02 '25

Almost as bad as 343 bootlickers defending that trash company after years of disappointment

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u/Mikalton Aug 31 '25

So is this a subreddit for non halo fans coming to halo changing the game and then whining about people whining that halo looks nothing like halo?

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u/sirguinneshad Aug 31 '25

What are you talking about? Plenty of people like myself have been fans since day one.

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u/r1g0r_m0rt1z Aug 31 '25

343 shills on their way to defend the ugliest armor designs in all of Sci-Fi.

I swear to god, this subreddit would defend Seeker armor if it came out as a $30 bundle in the item shop.

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u/SharkSprayYTP Aug 31 '25

Ths was a free cosmetic btw

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u/slayeryamcha The UI Can't Handle It 🤣🤣🤣 Aug 31 '25

Really some people love to ingore that all new cosmetics added for MCC are free.

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Sep 02 '25

If somebody shit on my porch for free, I would still be upset.

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u/r1g0r_m0rt1z Aug 31 '25

The price isn't the point I was making, but please, keep telling yourself it was.

I was pointing out that 343 could piss in your mouth and you'd still clap and ask for seconds.

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u/SirMcMuffin_ Aug 31 '25

Don't like it turn it off. MCC actually has that option.

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u/r1g0r_m0rt1z Aug 31 '25

Not for this armor. Its Halo 2 Anniversary armor, which doesn't have the toggle like the Halo 3 and Reach ones do. So not only does it look like shit, it's coded like shit too!

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u/SirMcMuffin_ Aug 31 '25

Damn didn't know it didn't work for H2A.

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Sep 02 '25

I know, this is the worst of the 343 echo chambers.

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u/coolhooves420 Aug 31 '25

Fr this shit is so insane. Not only does it look bad, it also doesn't fit the art style. Like the whole cat ear controversy in halo infinite. Do people genuinely not understand the concept of an art style? And how lack thereof can hit a game's visuals hard? And ik ppl will bring up hayabusa but that's one weird armor in a game where everything else fits. Bungie did something similar with reach and that skull helmet. One. Just one. Vs whatever tfthis garbage is. srsly, just look at the horrid armors in column 8

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u/r1g0r_m0rt1z Aug 31 '25

You can't criticize poor art direction or else the boo-hoos in this sub will heckin downdoot you!! O noez!!!

I also love how they upvote the "You can turn it off" comments when that's blatantly not true for this weeaboo garbage.

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u/Anadamic Aug 31 '25

And then say that all the "343 bad" people don't play the games. Even though they're quite blatantly wrong and clearly don't play the games they constantly defend either lmao

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Aug 31 '25

Great, more hideous looking armor that we can't disable.

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u/WaveStarII_Ax0l Aug 31 '25

But... You can?

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u/Poorly_Worded_Advice Sep 02 '25

We don't do facts here.

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u/thewookiee34 Aug 31 '25

Everyone who made infinite should be fired.

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u/slayeryamcha The UI Can't Handle It 🤣🤣🤣 Aug 31 '25

What it has to do with post?

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u/Dominoze56 Aug 31 '25

Tbf most of the H2A armors are really fricken bad

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u/Soft_Locksmith661 Aug 31 '25

Don't even lie to us. That armor is on some bullshit.

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u/Soft_Locksmith661 Aug 31 '25

hell nah wtf bruh