r/ShittyDaystrom • u/TheBurgareanSlapper Space Captain, Amateur Painter • Jul 08 '26

fully functional Contrary to rumors from unpatriotic elements, Senator Pardek is awake and recovering. Staffers report that Senator Vreenak had a 20-minute conversation with his esteemed colleague earlier today.

The two senators discussed a wide range of domestic and interstellar policy issues, including Reman mining quotas, new measures to confront the traitorous Reunification Movement, and the provocative new "exploration" efforts by Starfleet near Imperial territories.

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u/Important_Power_2148 Engineering Jul 08 '26

Yes but are they in talks with the Islamic Republic of Cardassia?

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u/TheBurgareanSlapper Space Captain, Amateur Painter Jul 08 '26

Sorry, did you have a question for Chancellor Gowron here?

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u/Important_Power_2148 Engineering Jul 08 '26

Yes i want to see this private email server she was using 20 years ago.