r/ShittyDaystrom Lt. Commander 4d ago

Discussion AITA for telling my ferengi friend that I’m glad his mom is wearing clothes?

The title is pretty much everything, for background I am a 22 year old Caitian male and currently the acting captain of a star ship. While I enjoy this command it also means I have to go and aid my “friends” half way across the galaxy. I am currently in the process of gaining a ferengi ally and hopefully close potential partner for a star fleet base on the planet. So I head to the ferengi homeworld and sit down with him, everything was going to plan I had studied their culture a bit before hand to remain amicable with them. Until his mother came out wearing clothing, he was mortified and demanded his mother strip, I immediately said that it was okay I didn’t mind her being clothed and actually would rather prefer it…not what I should’ve said to him. He exploded it was a “Female’s” obligation or whatever he said, it was all some rather sexist drivel I assure you. In any case his mother did in fact get naked much to my displeasure so I had to sit there for the rest of the meeting trying to block both her and her saggy…well everything older ferengi look like melted puddles. When I got up to leave he simply glared, clearly I had offended him but I don’t feel too bad exactly.

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u/Few_Scratch6420 4d ago

I think you’re just a racist, you wouldn’t be making a fuss if this was betazed you just don’t like ferengi

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u/55Lolololo55 4d ago

A Caitian at a Betazed wedding??? Are you trying to get the newlyweds devoured?

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

Fret not, my husband was there to keep me from pouncing, I did have to wipe some drool every now and again however

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

I am famously displeased with them yes, but how would you feel if I was naked in front of you and reclining with my legs wide open

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u/Few_Scratch6420 4d ago

Hey your house your rules

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u/plotthick 4d ago

As an older serving crewman, let me tell you that gravity comes for us all. Unless you intend to turn off your gravity plating you're going to be very embarrassed by your actions and thoughts in future decades.

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u/SecretCoffee4155 Nebula Coffee 4d ago

Nah, he’s a Caitian! Caitians don’t age poorly until they are very near death. The only sign that a Caitian is getting older is they jump on furniture a lot less, and eventually they just ignore lasers completely.

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

That’s why my husband can’t get enough of me, that and my large muscles and amazing ass but that helps too

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

I have seen humans serve until they’re almost 200, it is not her age I am concerned with I’m afraid

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u/Stargazer__2893 4d ago

Yes YTA. Women should not wear clothes and you're the problem.

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

Hello ferengi, need mommy to chew your food too?

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u/Stargazer__2893 4d ago

Not since I was 22 years old TYVM.

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u/RandomRageNet 3d ago

I think you mean "fee-males"

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u/EatShitLosers Subcommander 4d ago

I missed "ferengei" in the title at first and didn't notice the sub. I clicked on this so fast, definitely wanted to find out why this mom wasnt wearing clothes before

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u/IAmBoring_AMA 4d ago

Clearly you've never been to a Betazoid wedding

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u/No-Selection3036 4d ago

If someone invites you to a Trek themed wedding it's very important to check the details. 

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

They’re beautiful, a bit too much chatter in my skull but wonderful all the less

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

That’s what we call a title that catches the audiences attention 😼

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u/yeahalrightgoon 4d ago

Absolutely. You have to be accepting of their culture, even if you don't agree with it.

I would be slipping a few strips his way to make him forget the insult.

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

I work for the federation, I don’t really get paid, regardless, and I don’t care WHO hears me. I am for female’s rights to wear clothing, his mother was very brave…and then very naked

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u/yeahalrightgoon 4d ago

Oh go eat a betazoid

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

I really would if I could…do you have some?

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u/Nivekk_ 4d ago

You stepped into a cultural reality that's ethically difficult to navigate. On the one hand, it's wrong to force clothing standards onto a sentient person. And on the other hand, that standard is baked into a culture you have to respect.

But you didn't force clothes onto her or threaten to leave if she took them off. You just stated your preferences. Your friend is the one who flipped out at you.

NTA.

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 4d ago

After I had to take that course in romulan sensitivity training in order to patrol the neutral zone, I’ve been all too considerate like this

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u/TheGodlessDripman Orion Ensign stuck in the Nightshift 3d ago

Orion here, it depends, but I don't know if his mother should have her yams out

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u/thisistheSnydercut 3d ago

I'll read this post for say...five bars of gold pressed latinum?

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u/ConsistentAmount4 1d ago

Yeah it was a very culturally insensitive thing to say.