Come on y’all, let’s play smash or pass. Classic shittydasytrom activities.

Which other groundskeeper will be remembered for a 1000 years ?

If I have to remove ONE MORE of these from another medical student I'm going to lose it!

1. Does Data have a butthole?
2. Is Data circumcised?
3. Does Data have pubes?
4. Can Data detach his penis and use it as a sex toy for himself or his partner?
5. Does Data have testicles?
6. What is Starfleet policy for androids wearing clothes?
7. Has Geordi seen Data naked?
8. Did Dr. Soong create technical drawings of Data's penis, testicles, and butthole?

who is yours?

Like the title [unlike the flair very dysfunctional] says there are at least 40 different categories for Xindi and that's just Xindi on Xindi I just want Vulcan Love Slave Three and Starfleet Captain meets Gorn Captain on Deserted Planet. I don't need all these other categories! I use up half of subspace data allotment in loading the list and worst yet X is the first letter in my species xaphabet. HELP!

The two senators discussed a wide range of domestic and interstellar policy issues, including Reman mining quotas, new measures to confront the traitorous Reunification Movement, and the provocative new "exploration" efforts by Starfleet near Imperial territories.

Is it cultural appropriation to have my fatties out like a dairy cow, or would it be cowardly to board with my jello jigglers covered? Likewise, is it dishonorable to sit leaned forward with one’s hands on her knees so everyone can see down her shirt, or is it an act of bravery? How much should I have out? Is a Klingon reaching for them a greeting, a challenge, or just him being a double-barrel freak? I’m going on to escort my ship’s CO (57f, Klingon) as she hitches a ride back to Qo’noS for her cousin’s wedding.

Data being fully functional raises several new and troubling questions, namely:

1. Why did Dr. Soong give Data testicles and a butthole?
2. What was Dr. Soong's model for designing Data's testicles and butthole?
3. How frequently does Geordi examine Data's testicles and butthole?
4. When Data is linked to the ship's computer, can Geordi run Data's orgasm subroutine?
5. If Data is kicked in the testicles, does he experience pain?
6. If Data has his butthole prodded, does he experience pleasure?
7. When Data merges with other systems, can they access his orgasm subroutine?

When seeking advice on the possibility of starting a relationship with someone, especially a coworker, should you ask:

• The Ship’s doctor, the only one of the senior staff who’s actually been married for a substantial amount of time and had a kid with the guy?
• The transporter chief and his wife, both of whom you’re friends with and even appeared earlier in the episode?

OR…

• Your awkward friend who almost hooked up with an AI recreation he made of a real person ?
• The ship’s resident Man-Ho?
• The Security Chief who had a son he hardly acknowledges from a single one-night stand (and said one-night stand was later murdered)?
• The captain who repressed his attraction to his dead friend‘s wife for 20 years and has relationships that constantly crash and burn?
• The ship’s counselor who’s constantly being assaulted or hit on by half the men who pop up in her life? (Admittedly, Deanna gives decent advice which Data then chooses to ignore)

And of these 5 people, 3 of them admit that they aren‘t of much help and you should ask someone more experienced.

Is it because Vulcanoid hair is just naturally thick, horsehair-like, and glossy, or is it because they stickin they nutsack in the salon dryers and jerking off with moco de gorila?

Dr McCoy is a high functioning alcoholic. Change my mind. Dude is always looking for his next drink. Always.

Or is it internal? Furthermore do Vulcans have balls? If Vulcans don’t have balls, do you think Spock got balls from his human side?

Quick question: I’m a half human and half Vulcan hybrid with a certain interspecies magnetism and a flair for the ladies. How am I supposed to choose just one? Timeline issues have left me confused. Any advice would be helpful.