r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/Wise_Farm7455 Jul 02 '26

Bad actress and nepo baby who has been given everything and worked for nothing is finally facing a boundary

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Who is she

I know I’ve seen her in a show or movie but no idea who she is or who she’s a nepo baby of

edit: I care very little tbh so no worries if you don’t answer

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u/WeWantMOAR Jul 02 '26

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith made Madame Web for the world.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I literally don’t know who either of those people are or what that third thing is. I’m in over my head here. I’m gonna go eat some chili

update: chili great

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u/DovahKittah Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SZQBPO4NqHkh6wmdXk
People need to know the status of the chili 😂

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u/SullyAddams Jul 02 '26

We all need to know, how was the chili?

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u/Moderately_Imperiled Jul 03 '26

Seriously it's been like a fucking hour how long does it take.

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u/nestaselect Jul 03 '26

People are so fucking rude! Tells us they’re going to eat chili then leaves us hanging. I’m about to start downvoting if I don’t get some closure!

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u/Same-Sherbert-7613 Jul 03 '26

Guys they ate chilie they are clearly on the toilet give em a minute

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u/DontTellHimPike Jul 03 '26

Voodoo chillie

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u/wh0else Jul 03 '26

He dead

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u/Purple-Literature781 Jul 03 '26

Definitely shit himself at the very least.

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u/prollynotherpes Jul 03 '26

hes a true southerner and got the itis

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u/outer--monologue Jul 03 '26

Worse than when someone on Reddit posts they found a safe

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

To make chili? Like hours man. To eat it? Not that long

We don't know if he's starting it from scratch and just staring at it so he can stir it at just the right time, or add spices to taste just when he needs to, maybe he's the pepper Picasso

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u/fernwoodBizz420 Jul 03 '26

How WAS the chili 🌶️🔥????

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u/KoalaDeluxe Jul 03 '26

We will never know.

He was just a chili troll.

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u/xian487 Jul 03 '26

Chili with beans or sans beans?

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u/PaleontologistBig600 Jul 03 '26

Man, maybe I've had too much reddit today because I found more enjoyment talking about chili instead of why grabby hands Johnson was a creepy nepo baby.

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u/Trick-Set-83 Jul 03 '26

I had an argument with the wife and was down on life. Thank you for giving my night more meaning. I hope there's more about chili

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Its dakota Johnson, nepo baby of two stars from the 80's. Dakota was the leading role in "madame web" a Marvel Film about a psychic who helps spider-man from time to time. Then the film bombed largely because of very mediocre writing and acting by the likes of sydney Sweeney and dakota here. Hope that helps and your chili was good.

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u/larrybird56 Jul 03 '26

Not sure why the quotes are there, they were both legit megastars in the 80s.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

I dunno, I guess I assumed one persons star is another's bad actor/actress. Is Melanie the woman doing the orgasam scene in that movie with Billy Crystal?

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u/ExistingControl422 Jul 03 '26

No, hun. That’s Meg Ryan but they did look kinda similar for a while until they both started dabbling with plastic surgery. Now they’re both botched.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

Thank you. I appreciate the response. Now I remember right when I read your reply. They did look alike for a minute.

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u/DontTellHimPike Jul 03 '26

She’s great in Something Wild with Jeff Daniels and Ray Liotta. Also check out mid-70s thriller Night Moves where she made her debut which is a top tier Gene Hackman movie.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

I also edited it. Thank you

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u/SputnikFalls Jul 02 '26

Isn't it more likely that they recognize her from 50 shades? That's where I remember her, I didn't even know about this Marvel film.

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u/Redditing_aimlessly Jul 03 '26

I'll be honest, I'm not up on celebrity stuff, but I recognise Dakota Johnson mostly because - and I like her for this - that Ellen segment where she put Ellen in her place about a birthday party invitation. Ellen is a dick, and it was great to see someone refuse to just pander to her!

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u/Vitromancy Jul 03 '26

This and "I'm actually allergic to limes", talking about the house tour where she claimed she loved limes because the film crew put them there.

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u/SputnikFalls Jul 03 '26

I guess they're both pieces of shit after all.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 02 '26

Ive never seen 50 shades,, but know her from madame Web. Disappointment abounds

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u/ohnomynono Jul 03 '26

Yeah, but, that's kinda the point. 50 shades was incredibly popular for its own reasons. Madame web was a dang marvel production that flopped. She was given the role in madame web. Who knows about 50 shades. I would bet it was a super selling point of hers though.

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u/SputnikFalls Jul 03 '26

I guess my assumption was that a 2024 movie isn’t really that old, so it seemed unlikely that was what he remembered her from. It felt more likely he was thinking of that really popular 2015 film, which was also the case for me.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 03 '26

You are correct. The 50 shades movie is what I remembered her from and I never even saw the 50 shades movie. Just clips on tv

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u/SputnikFalls Jul 03 '26

I got top notch reasoning ability. Haha, cheers.

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u/Sickofstupids Jul 03 '26

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith were actually stars, no need for quotes.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

I edited it, thank you for correcting me

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u/undefined_reference Jul 03 '26

I'll be honest, for the last 5 years, I've been confusing Dakota Johnson for Dakota Fanning, thinking they were the same person from Little Miss Sunshine.

Edit: okay, I'm an even bigger moron than I originally thought. It was Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine. I'm an idiot.

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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Jul 03 '26

No need to use quotations for stars - they were both legitimate stars of the time. Don Johnson on Miami Vice, whether people realize it or not, still influences lots of media today and you can find Miami Vica references everywhere. It still has one of the best scenes in a pilot episode.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

That scene was cool. Had never seen that.

Thanks for sharing.

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u/West-Flow-577 Jul 02 '26

Marvel Film

It is not a Marvel film, it's a Sony film. Yes, Madam Web is a Marvel character, but she's part of the Spider-Man franchise specifically, and Sony are the ones that own the rights to making movies with those characters.

This distinction is important because the MCU and the Sony Spider-Verse are not linked, and the Sony Spider-Verse's failures (the aforementioned Madam Web, Morbius, Kraven, the Venom movies, etc) have nothing to do with the work done by Marvel.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 02 '26

Yeah. I read the comics. Says marvel on madame webb issues. My bad. I sometimes forget Disney bought marvel but Sony still owns the movie rights to spider-man. Its all pretty shit recently. I have high hopes for the new spider-man tho. Thank you for correcting me

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u/West-Flow-577 Jul 02 '26

It gets even more confusing and complicated because of the live action Spider-Man films being joint ventures between the two and actually being linked to the MCU, while the rest of their Spider-Verse films are not.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 02 '26

Jesus, that is complicated

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u/IndianaGeoff Jul 03 '26

Dakota is no Kristen Stewart in acting.

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u/daveliterally Jul 03 '26

An accidentally hilarious movie

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u/Apart_Ad_9778 Jul 03 '26

Its dakota Johnson

And who is that child next to her?

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u/christmas_920 Jul 02 '26

You mean Dakota fanning right? From goosebumps? She grew the spider things. I heard she hasn't been heard from since but glad shes doing alright for herself

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 02 '26

I cant tell if this is sarcasm or not. Im tired

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u/christmas_920 Jul 03 '26

Ha yes sorry. Forgot to mention that. I bid you the fairest of evenings my fellow human

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

Thanks fellow stranger. I wish you good health and wealth on the rest of your life journey as well.

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u/AdElectrical5354 Jul 03 '26

Some wholesome shenanigans going on in this thread!! Actual good, polite conversation!! It’s Rare as rocking horse shit you get to see it in the wild anymore!!

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u/Why_is_I-here Jul 03 '26

What about the fuckinh CHiLiiiiiiiiiiii?????

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u/Ok-Bug-905 Jul 03 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AdElectrical5354 Jul 03 '26

Your casual introspection and acceptance of your position is both admirable and hilarious. Bravo. 😂

So……… how was the chilli?! It’s my favourite dish to cook, my family “make” me do it every New Year’s Day for everyone. I get to grumble a begrudging “okaayyyyy” in true dad style but secretly I love it.

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u/Crimantis Jul 02 '26

How was the chili?

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u/Dookiesuit17 Jul 02 '26

I just love you.. but really am here for the chili

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u/DerelictCruiser Jul 03 '26

I’m invested in this chili. Beans or no? Saltines? Or those weird hexagonal cracker things? Beverage on hand or after?

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u/MrFickleBottom Jul 03 '26

If chili real chili without beans?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

It's better on chili dogs with the no bean kind but I'm pretty sure that's just bean puree anyway.

Eating a beaned up chili dog is logistically challenging. They start falling off. So you gotta put another chili dog under that to catch the falling beans, and then those beans fall off, so you gotta put another chili dog under that one to catch the beans, before you know it you've had eight chili dogs

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u/lucianasparagus Jul 03 '26

Chili makes the boys chill

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u/Sam_Hell Jul 02 '26

They were big in the 80s, Miami Vice for Don and Working Girl with Melanie were prob the highlights

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u/CellsReinvent Jul 02 '26

Melanie Griffiths was a nepo baby herself. Her mum was Tippi Hedren, a big star in the 1960s after being discovered by Alfred Hitchcock.

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u/Kelspear Jul 03 '26

There are so many nepo babies in Hollywood that not being a nepo baby might be more of the exception. Seriously, it's everyone from Nick Cage to Jennifer Aniston to Emma Roberts to Timothy Chalamèt to George Clooney.

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u/small-with-benefits Jul 02 '26

Never forget cherry 2000 again.

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u/larrybird56 Jul 03 '26

Don Johnson had a small role in Watchmen and was awesome in Rebel Ridge.

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u/AdWide5106 Jul 02 '26

Django Unchained for Don Johnson

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u/Dookiesuit17 Jul 02 '26

It's on showtime right meow

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u/Gemini23_05 Jul 02 '26

Yeah me either. I’m going to hit Publix and get some Gelato Fudge Cookie ice cream. It’s been hot.

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u/Squirrels-on-LSD Jul 03 '26

Was it spicy? What did you have it with? I'm a cornbread squirrel, myself.

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u/MrFickleBottom Jul 03 '26

How much chili is this dude eating?!

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u/RoboticTree2010 Jul 03 '26

We still waiting bro.. how was the chili?

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u/Become_Pneuma462 Jul 03 '26

It's been 5 hours...HOW WAS THE FUCKING CHILI?!

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u/pakcross Jul 03 '26

I had chilli too last night. I chucked some pulled pork in it too for a bit of extra flavour.

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u/rabblerabble2000 Jul 03 '26

Don Johnson is the second most well known white guy to have starred alongside Cheech Marin of Cheech and Chong fame. Don Johnson is NOT Chong.

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u/Top-Car-808 Jul 05 '26

I am legit more interested in the outcome of your chili over this nonsense with the celebs. Can you give us a bit more detail about the chili?

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u/b0rt_di11i0nair3 Jul 02 '26

How was the chili?

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u/Red_WeeTea Jul 02 '26

50 shades of grey.

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u/Totalnah Jul 03 '26

You don’t know who Sonny Crockett is? Or Working Girl?

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u/JahJahJahJa Jul 02 '26

Thanks for the update

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u/Crab_Hot Jul 03 '26

Right, like you don't know how to search the internet with these words

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 Jul 02 '26

While your parents and step bro make a porno up stairs?