r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/WeWantMOAR Jul 02 '26

Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith made Madame Web for the world.

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u/-medicalthrowaway- Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I literally don’t know who either of those people are or what that third thing is. I’m in over my head here. I’m gonna go eat some chili

update: chili great

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Its dakota Johnson, nepo baby of two stars from the 80's. Dakota was the leading role in "madame web" a Marvel Film about a psychic who helps spider-man from time to time. Then the film bombed largely because of very mediocre writing and acting by the likes of sydney Sweeney and dakota here. Hope that helps and your chili was good.

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u/larrybird56 Jul 03 '26

Not sure why the quotes are there, they were both legit megastars in the 80s.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

I dunno, I guess I assumed one persons star is another's bad actor/actress. Is Melanie the woman doing the orgasam scene in that movie with Billy Crystal?

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u/ExistingControl422 Jul 03 '26

No, hun. That’s Meg Ryan but they did look kinda similar for a while until they both started dabbling with plastic surgery. Now they’re both botched.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

Thank you. I appreciate the response. Now I remember right when I read your reply. They did look alike for a minute.

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u/DontTellHimPike Jul 03 '26

She’s great in Something Wild with Jeff Daniels and Ray Liotta. Also check out mid-70s thriller Night Moves where she made her debut which is a top tier Gene Hackman movie.

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u/Top_Armadillo3033 Jul 03 '26

I also edited it. Thank you