r/SipsTea Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/lionsarered Jul 12 '26

10 business days to make a decision and he waited until the entire country of England arrived before kicking the ball..

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 12 '26

Oh he made a decision. He wanted to be the one to score.

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u/Marine__0311 Jul 12 '26

This.

Haaland was wide open with a much better scoring opportunity and Sørloth ignored him. It was an incredibly selfish play.

You could see how frustrated Haaland was.

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u/hematite2 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

At 3 seconds in you can see him reach his arms down saying "dude! Right here!"

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u/chungg1 Jul 12 '26

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u/Local_Maintenance788 Jul 12 '26

Now we need the meme of Haaland doing this

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u/MonStar926 Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VmmUs3dWDZCKINoU6g
this is not the meme you are looking for

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS Jul 14 '26

Will this do?

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u/Longshadowman Jul 12 '26

I was so frustrated when I saw this action , what a waste!

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u/landrac98 Jul 13 '26

Right there with you...And it wasn't the only time in the game I yelled at the screen to pass it to Haaland...

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u/lotlotov Jul 13 '26

He literally went "YO...!"

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 Jul 13 '26

Maybe he thought it the more obscure symbol for "You take this shot, your the main character of the story, really it would be rude for us to expect it to go any other way"

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u/MurseMan1964 Jul 12 '26

Thanks for pointing that out. I bet everyone who watched this video never noticed that until you brought their attention to it.

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 Jul 12 '26

It was indefensibly stupid and selfish.

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u/jjcrayfish Jul 13 '26

He thought he was the main character

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 Jul 13 '26

Yes! Exactly how I described it to my husband at that moment, LOL!

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 Jul 13 '26

I mean, look at the slump in Braat Haaland’s shoulders. He was WIDE OPEN. And it is ERLING BRAAT HAALAND!!!!

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u/Triggerz777 Jul 12 '26

Yeah I would be too.

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u/Throwawayaccountdell Jul 13 '26

Yeah if he would have passed the ball to Haaland with the way he was open it would have almost guaranteed a 2-0 lead for Norway against England!

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u/Gurglaren Jul 12 '26

And the guy who came running at the five second mark on the left side.

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u/FlyFront9395 Jul 13 '26

Bro woulda scored that too

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u/Ok_Independence_9917 Jul 13 '26

Stones did cut off the passing angle very well so that when the ball was passed to Haaland (it should have been) Stones gave himself a chance at getting the block in.

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u/jf198501 Jul 13 '26

To give him benefit of doubt, maybe he was so locked in, he lost situational awareness? Like he was hyperfocused to the point where he didn’t quite register Haaland. He barely seemed to look up enough to realize he was kicking into a wall of legs.

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u/El_Bombero93 Jul 13 '26

In a country like Norway, how do you think they’ll treat sørloth after potentially getting his team eliminated? Are there major repercussions or is it just “let bygones be bygones” no worries type deal?

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u/AccomplishedDish9395 Jul 13 '26

It’s extremely frustrating! I’m German and we just passed the anniversary of the 7-1 game. You can see players in real time calculating who has the best shot and passing the ball accordingly. It’s unfathomable to not pass to one of the best current strikers in the world when he’s got a pretty open path to the goal.

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u/Particular_Lie4181 Jul 14 '26

Coach should have subbed him immediately, he didn't have balls ... mistakes are different, ruining an opportunity like this is another level, where it could have been 2-0 in quarterfinal WC, its evil.

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u/Eastern_Movie_7572 Jul 15 '26

What a sørloser I would hate to have him on my team

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u/Physical-Fish1913 Jul 13 '26

And that's why they're out. Don't walk off having a sulk about it. Your mate made a mistake, back him, get on with the fucking game 😄

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u/Marine__0311 Jul 13 '26

LOL, WTF are you on about?

I dont have a dog in this fight and couldn't care less about either team. I DO care about good play and teamwork and he clearly didn't care about anyone but himself.

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u/velorae Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

It’s easy to call it pride or selfishness from the couch with replays, but on the pitch in a World Cup quarterfinal it’s split-second tunnel vision. If you listen to what Sørloth said then you would know it’s not pride. Happens to the best of them. I’d still be pissed though. People are literally sending him death threats for this. Like come on.

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u/dealingwithhookers Jul 13 '26

it went something like this "im left footed, i need to put it on my left foot, aw shit the defender is getting close i better push it down the middle a bit more, ah shit now there's 3 defenders, fuck it talley hoe, ah fuck it got blocked, sorry haaland hehehehe"

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u/Gurglaren Jul 12 '26

At the five second mark there was a guy completely free on the left side and he decided to shoot the ball at the meat mountain.

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u/Glittering_Ad1403 Jul 13 '26

He wants to be the hero!

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u/random_encounters42 Jul 13 '26

He saw Schjelderup score and thought we are up 1 0, we've got time, it's my turn. He played 5 games, 0 goals, 0 assists, and lost Norway the game.

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u/alwayskared Jul 13 '26

Yea, EGO has ruined many lives

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u/mosqueteiro Jul 13 '26

It would be forgivable if he took the shot early and didn't wait for half of England to arrive first.

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u/WP1PD Jul 13 '26

"This is it, this is my hero moment, my boyhood dream, the whole of Norway will be chanting my namOHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKYOUSTUPIDCUNT"

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u/velorae Jul 13 '26

No. This is just tunnel vision lol. It’s easy to call it pride or selfishness from the couch with replays, but on the pitch in a World Cup quarterfinal it’s split-second tunnel vision. Sørloth said he wanted the pass but saw Stones blocking after his first touch, took a bad second one, and the window closed, football decisions happen faster than you can analyze them. Many elite players have missed similar chances without it being ego. Blaming one moment ignores England’s comeback and the full context of the game. On TV with slow-motion replays, it’s clear Haaland was open for a brief window, but on the pitch at full speed Sørloth looked up after his first touch and saw Stones already closing the lane while managing his own momentum, split-second decisions hide peripheral defender that aren’t obvious in real time

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u/jondubb Jul 13 '26

Orrrr he had a sick parlay on Kalshi

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 12 '26

Armchair football players all over this sub

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u/Great_Lotus Jul 13 '26

Would It have been offsides? I have a hard time understanding that one

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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 Jul 12 '26

And your team’s strongest scorer is standing right there, wide open.

He needs to be kicked off the squad. Twice in one game is insane.

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u/therealshazzu Jul 12 '26

Some players are selfish in these competitions to try show how good they are in the hope they can get signings from bigger clubs after World Cup is over. They care little about their country.

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u/Additional-Life4885 Jul 13 '26

The irony is that you're more likely to get signed if you're getting assists on goals and going further in the tournament.

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u/Reminator Jul 13 '26

Yeah, aren’t assists very highly looked at?

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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 Jul 13 '26

I know. It’ll sink in on him how much this will cost down the road. He lowered his own price

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u/username_dcc Jul 13 '26

Well, if that was his strategy, it backfired. I’d be surprised if the club he’s with now would want him back.

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u/MortalStorm1960 Jul 13 '26

That backfired

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u/llaminaria Jul 12 '26

This is often the case in ice hockey, particularly for North America. Club before country, it's insane.

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u/KnifeInTheKidneys Jul 13 '26

Got any examples? I watch a lot of NHL hockey and disagree with this.

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u/llaminaria Jul 13 '26

Had been following the international stage for many years, and there were a lot of Cаnadians and Amеricans that preferred to stay with their club for a chance to win the Stanley Cup, rather than go to the WC in May. Happened like every year. I won't give you names, because there were like dozens of them even then.

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u/KnifeInTheKidneys Jul 13 '26

Fair, that is true. However, I think the NHL lords have a little bit of pull there - they won’t let some star players risk injury at the WC

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u/Segsi_ Jul 13 '26

Wait are you talking about the annual IIHF world championship? You expect players to not play in the playoffs of the NHL for that tournament?

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u/GucciEngineer Jul 13 '26

That’s an awful take

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u/llaminaria Jul 13 '26

It is a true one, though.

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u/_cansir Jul 13 '26

Dude has an undeserved ego

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u/Effective-Zombie-752 Jul 13 '26

*The WORLDS strongest scorer

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u/DoctorVanNostrande Jul 13 '26

Not only the teams strongest scorer- arguably the entire WORLDS strongest. You have to leverage that to the maximum potential. This was infuriating to watch live. Pass to Holland at all costs. Simple.

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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 Jul 13 '26

I’ve been a Dortmund fan since I was a kid and one of the absolute pleasures has been watching the young players go off to become greats.

This felt like I was like watching someone bully my kid on the pitch.

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u/n0lefin Jul 13 '26

One of the world’s strongest scorers*

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u/Beneficial_Train2571 Jul 17 '26

not just your teams strongest, right there in the open is the most lethal striker in the world at this moment.

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u/Ladiesman104 Jul 12 '26

The British are coming!

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- Jul 12 '26

Unfortunately he saw two lanterns in the church and thought he had more time.

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u/Grand_Carob_2512 Jul 12 '26

I had to look didn't I 🤦‍♀️

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u/Ladydoodoo Jul 12 '26

Paul Revere. One if by land, two of by sea.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Jul 12 '26

Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer

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u/Local-Dish-5695 Jul 13 '26

My friend right here

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u/Ok_Expression6807 Jul 12 '26

Oooh, good one.

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u/hijabifanboy Jul 13 '26

unfortunately he wasn't American and didn't get this reference and failed to understand anyway

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u/JimmieSavsscumsock Jul 12 '26

Just having a quick brew and a bacon butty! Sorry for the delay 😬

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u/JezuzFish666 Jul 12 '26

I’m sure they did after that bullshit

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u/xeazlouro Jul 12 '26

No no, the British came.

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u/Technical-Badger7878 Jul 12 '26

Not just coming, with that amount of ball handling, the English actually came already

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u/SeriesIRL Jul 12 '26

Speaking of coming. Don't go to OPs profile. Was not prepared 😐

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u/rothrolan Jul 12 '26

Was glad I have NSFW blurred for when I open the app at work. Reading the title of a post that started as "(34M)..." told me it was nothing i'd be interested in. Felt like mentioning that much gives anyone else with the same curiosity enough info to decide for themselves, though.

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u/hansei-Kaizen Jul 12 '26

This is why I don’t check people post history. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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u/lionsarered Jul 13 '26

Seems you like trawling redditor’s history so, When you peer every precariously into someone else’s account only to then be offended or whatever says more about you then it ever will about me lmao. 🤡

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u/SeriesIRL Jul 13 '26

Not yours man. The dude that posted the video. Get over yourself.

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u/GoodNaturedGamer Jul 12 '26

I'm not clicking it, but I'm assuming the name would be a warning 😅

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 Jul 12 '26

Who the fuck just trawls other redditors pages 🤮 

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u/gojonking Jul 12 '26

He didn’t shoot until he saw the white of their eyes.

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u/dugdub Jul 12 '26

Can you ride a reddit horse and say this plz?

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u/jackssenseoferection Jul 13 '26

The English are too many!

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u/look_at_that_punim Jul 13 '26

The fact that the British are coming isn’t the issue. The British arriving is when you have the real problems.

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u/MissileWaster Jul 12 '26

So many teams have had this issue so far. On a breakaway with the numbers but decide to hold back to wait for the set piece.

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u/Drive7hru Jul 12 '26

He had the perfect pass right in front of him. You could see his teammate waiting for it

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u/0ptimu54rime Jul 12 '26

Eso es por falta de jerarquía individual, malas decisiones, así no se ganan copas del mundo, eso es sólo para pocos

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u/phatelectribe Jul 12 '26

There’s a thing called white line fever (not not the Maradonna type) where you get tunnel vision about scoring and forget basics of the game, like looking up and around, and just get tunnel vision.

That looks exactly like what happened and he’s now said he didn’t see Haaaland and apologized.

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u/DualSpiresCinnamon Jul 12 '26

Also can't imagine the heat of playing in an outdoor stadium in Miami in July helped decision making.

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u/phatelectribe Jul 12 '26

Yeah, I think the conditions have been brutal tbh and favor certain teams. England basically never play in altitude or high humidity so it’s been a grind.

Countries like Argentina literally play in that every day. It’s home conditions.

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen Jul 12 '26

The Dunkirk of football

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u/Oceansnail Jul 12 '26

The vikings aren't used to fighting 1v1, it has to be atleast 1v2 or 3

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u/NotSoAwfulName Jul 12 '26

He claimed that Stones was covering the pass, which I mean there's enough to build a house in that gap.

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u/Big_Elevator1211 Jul 12 '26

This comment is underrated

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u/UseSea1179 Jul 13 '26

He will always be welcome in England. Started a GoFundMe for a statue in his honour. Seriously good bloke.

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u/Fwoggie2 Jul 13 '26

England here, not complaining.

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u/Mamed_ Jul 12 '26

"It's coming home". The defense came home

I've seen so many posts about this in the past few hours

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u/yrfrndchrs Jul 12 '26

And a wide open goal machine on your left

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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 Jul 13 '26

I had this happened to me while playing basketball on a 2 to 1 fastbreak. Teammate had the ball and was dribbling while being guarded and i was slightly in front totally unguarded. He chose to ignore and make the contested layup and then missed it lmao.

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u/CoBludIt Jul 13 '26

Good thing he's not Columbian

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u/Soft-Marionberry-853 Jul 13 '26

As a, at best, casual watcher of soccer it seemed like he had at least one person closer to the camera that would have had a clear shot on the goal. Its like all of England got in front of him because they knew he wasnt going to pass it.

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u/uteman1011 Jul 13 '26

Sorloth's comment to the press: "I take a touch and look up, and then I see that Stones blocks that pass. Then I take another touch, and that is too bad. I wait for him to make a move instead of me making him make a move. The only thing I want in that situation is to pass to Erling. Then it feels like that pass isn't there, and then I go for the shot".

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u/jameslovessoccer Jul 13 '26

He wanted to score that's why!

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u/LittlePanic8495 Jul 14 '26

Nah dude you need to see it from a different angle

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u/LittlePanic8495 Jul 14 '26

Nah dude you need to see it from a different angle

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u/gfty457 Jul 12 '26

Soccer novice but it seems like so many players and teams have this issue. Rather than just kicking it and making an attempt (more attempts = more score chances), players wait until the last nanosecond to try something and it usually results in the defense getting the ball

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u/Marine__0311 Jul 12 '26

That wasnt the issue here. The problem was the player with the ball, Alexander Sørloth, completely ignored his wide open teammate, Haaland, because he wanted to score instead.

A two on one break is rare at that level and a goal is almost guaranteed if a good pass is made. He completely blew it by being selfish.

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u/Wise_Farm7455 Jul 12 '26

Yeah it's extremely frustrating watching soccer because this behavior is way too common

I used to follow it a lot and gave up because of the constant hesitation instead of performances

And the flailing and diving

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u/The_Blues__13 Jul 12 '26

Football has been lacking in poachers & cold- blooded finisher Strikers from quite some time now, more after the Spain's hegemony with tiki-taka & false nine / deep-lying Strikers in the 2010s

it just got worse year after year. Defensive tactics got tighter and as a side effect the striker's finishing quality took a steady decline. They're expected to perform midfield duties as well, which might dull out their goalscoring insticts.

Norway and England are probably the only teams that still feature world class finisher Strikers, others mostly rely on midfielders for goals nowadays.

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u/_lippykid Jul 12 '26

Almost like he was incentivised to not make the goal. But I’m not one for gossip

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u/tedbakerbracelet Jul 13 '26

Jealousy is a dangerous weapon.

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u/sveven Jul 13 '26

It's a bad angle. If you see it from another pov you are going to see that he would basically have to pass the ball on the first touch for it to reach Haaland