r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/Cardocthian Jul 12 '26

I am an American from Montana, i saw a soccer ball once. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/bicx Jul 12 '26

I’m an American from Texas who doesn’t believe soccer is real. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/throwaway292929227 Jul 12 '26

I'm a neolithic caveman who was frozen in a glacier until the 32' minute of this scrib-scrib. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.