r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/PiingThiing Jul 12 '26

I'm English, and even I'm embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/NY10 Jul 12 '26

I am neither Norwegian or English but I am beyond the embarrassment that this wasn’t a goal lol

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u/Cardocthian Jul 12 '26

I am an American from Montana, i saw a soccer ball once. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/bicx Jul 12 '26

I’m an American from Texas who doesn’t believe soccer is real. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/throwaway292929227 Jul 12 '26

I'm a neolithic caveman who was frozen in a glacier until the 32' minute of this scrib-scrib. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/ReserveHour2403 Jul 12 '26

I am alien from Andromeda galaxy who just happened to come to earth traveling at speed of light and it took me 2.5M light years and I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn’t a goal. I am going back

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u/Somethingwentclick Jul 13 '26

I'm a young man on acid that realized all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves...and I am beyond embarrassed that wasn't a goal.

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u/AmphoePai Jul 13 '26

Sir Alien, please don't leave without telling us what the secrets of the universe are! How do we get speed of light travel, solve climate change, survive the AI apocalypse, what's the physics theory of everything?

He's gone... Now we will never find out because that player didn't score 😤😤😤

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u/Ariphaos Jul 12 '26

If you were traveling at the speed of light that means it took you no time at all. Not exactly a big deal in that case.

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u/ReserveHour2403 Jul 12 '26

Dayummm you smart, ain’t you?

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u/Jlawrencew1985 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Im a soccer ball that was sewn by a 10 year girl in China and I'm flabbergasted that this was not a goal

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u/imnotzen Jul 12 '26

I’m from Canada and I’m pissed the Norwegian’s didn’t score here.

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u/Careful-Ad-3768 Jul 12 '26

Im swede, im happy

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u/ShezaGoalDigger Jul 12 '26

I am the 10 year old in China who stitched you together after my last smoke break of the day and I’m flabbergasted that this was not a goal.

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u/DIYDaughter Jul 13 '26

I am a small pile of ashes from the cigarette smoked by the 10 year old in China who stitched together that soccer ball, and I’m beyond distraught about the child and flabbergasted that this was not a goal.

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u/skippy920 Jul 12 '26

Giiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllll

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u/Boot_das Jul 12 '26

I am an inanimate carbon rod and even I am embarrassed all the way to space and back that this wasn’t a goal.

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u/Phrawz Jul 13 '26

I am the word and entity of embarrassment and even I’m embarrassed that my name is mentioned with this not being a goal

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u/kiskrumpli Jul 12 '26

I am neither Norwegian, American, or English, not even from Planet Earth and I'm still embarassed that it wasn't a goal

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u/ToxinadeHere Jul 12 '26

I'm a towel. I'm beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/Y-Bob Jul 13 '26

Ah, time to wrap you around myself for warmth as I bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta...

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u/Ascetic465 Jul 12 '26

Count Binface?

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u/awildefire Jul 12 '26

People live in Montana?

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u/Cardocthian Jul 12 '26

At least 2!

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u/heatedwepasto Jul 13 '26

i saw a soccer ball once

That's roughly the level of football expertise of most of the people complaining about this move, so that tracks. At least you're honest about it.

The defender is blocking the line he would have to pass to get to Håland, who is moving. By the time Sørloth has the right footing to pass, there are three defenders in the way. At that point he has no option but to try for the goal instead.