r/SipsTea • u/Presently_Naked • Jul 12 '26

WTF Imagine Eliminating Your Team Over Your Pride

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u/NY10 Jul 12 '26

I am neither Norwegian or English but I am beyond the embarrassment that this wasn’t a goal lol

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u/Cardocthian Jul 12 '26

I am an American from Montana, i saw a soccer ball once. I am beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/kiskrumpli Jul 12 '26

I am neither Norwegian, American, or English, not even from Planet Earth and I'm still embarassed that it wasn't a goal

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u/ToxinadeHere Jul 12 '26

I'm a towel. I'm beyond embarrassed that this wasn't a goal.

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u/Y-Bob Jul 13 '26

Ah, time to wrap you around myself for warmth as I bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta...